Birds' eyes are good...
...but bulls' eyes are even tastier... mmmmmm!
If you're lucky, you sometimes get a bit of optic nerve still attatched!
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:54,
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If you're lucky, you sometimes get a bit of optic nerve still attatched!
haha!
I'm liking this compo!
Quick question, what's a nice, elegant dvd player for windows? This Dell one is rubbish.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 3:01,
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Quick question, what's a nice, elegant dvd player for windows? This Dell one is rubbish.
Is that cat eating president bush ?
Look closely he's eating president bush....
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:40,
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ha!
you're up already. that means I definitely should get to sleep. 4 am :|
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:45,
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Looks like...
...your host doesn't support remote linking.
I suggest you use MSN for now - here is a detailed how to
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:43,
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I suggest you use MSN for now - here is a detailed how to
ha ha ha...
...I was slightly concerned by the filename, but it looks safe for the board after all ;)
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:44,
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Because it's night, and the board is a little slower...
I'm going to threadwaste to say I've just finished an essay on human trichromatic vision, in which I explained the importance of colour vision in relation to monkey scrotums.
Now that I have finished that, I have another 1500 word essay to do, on arguments for the number of primary personality factors, a report on factor analysis to magic out of thin air, and the bulk of a report on the movement aftereffect
All this must be handed into the department by 12 today.
How do you rate my chances??
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:21,
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Now that I have finished that, I have another 1500 word essay to do, on arguments for the number of primary personality factors, a report on factor analysis to magic out of thin air, and the bulk of a report on the movement aftereffect
All this must be handed into the department by 12 today.
How do you rate my chances??
I rate them as
possible, but must put the effort in.
Here's wishing you luck.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:30,
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Here's wishing you luck.
Thanks
I'll try to stay off here
(I'm also considering sleeping 4-7.30, so I can actually make it to the department to hand my work in)
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:32,
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(I'm also considering sleeping 4-7.30, so I can actually make it to the department to hand my work in)
I would suggest
that unless you need it for the essays. you disconnect yourself from the net if possible.
I find i get a lot more work done whne i do that.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:36,
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I find i get a lot more work done whne i do that.
The question is not
can you do it, because that's easy.
The question is, can you do it well, which is difficult.
Anyhoo, £10 says you can't.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:31,
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The question is, can you do it well, which is difficult.
Anyhoo, £10 says you can't.
I have
various papers to hand, and a 3-line essay plan. I'm not expecting to do it that well, but I haven't like personality as a topic all term.
Guess it'll happen, but I'm not going to bet against it being crap :)
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:34,
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Guess it'll happen, but I'm not going to bet against it being crap :)
By the way...
...you are on here talking about it rather than doing it, I would say probably not.
;)
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:34,
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;)
Aha...
...how goes it Mr Floaty?
Did you know ther is a short notice Edinb3tan next Saturday - usual place.
Freshlegs will be up for the weekend, so we thought we would turn it into a pub event.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:55,
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Did you know ther is a short notice Edinb3tan next Saturday - usual place.
Freshlegs will be up for the weekend, so we thought we would turn it into a pub event.
I have been a b3tan...
...for exactly ONE YEAR
So in celebration, here is a homosexual man wearing the latest fashions!
Thanks for all the laughs!
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:12,
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So in celebration, here is a homosexual man wearing the latest fashions!
Thanks for all the laughs!
wow.
if i'd have joined when i first started lurking, my id number would be very similar to yours.
Edit:also, Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:14,
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Edit:also, Happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
wow.
If I'd started lurking, when I joined... I'd have 37.8% of my life back.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:15,
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If I'd joined when I started lurking
I'd be an old, old man
/definitely going to bed
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:16,
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/definitely going to bed
i'm going to go now as well.
but not to bed.
I'm going to play on the playstation for a while.
Tarararararare.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:19,
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I'm going to play on the playstation for a while.
Tarararararare.
massive woo! to that
I love this place....
thank god for one last F5 eh?
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:15,
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thank god for one last F5 eh?
Dire Straits
Fisting By The Pool Fisting By The Pool Fisting By The Pool Fisting By The Pool Fisting By The Pool Fisting By The Pool Fisting By The Pool Fisting By The Pool Fisting By The Pool Fisting By The Pool Fisting By The Pool
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:20,
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YAY......
... me too... but I was away until tonight, just got back and can't be arsed making piccies....
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:17,
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I almost missed it too...
but someone pointed it out to me... *licks*
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:18,
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happy 1st annnnnnnnnnnnnnnniversary
*sniff sniff* its so wonderful
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:21,
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but i does like that
better than how i read "I did a snail"
bedtime needed. someone declare.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:01,
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bedtime needed. someone declare.
stay
. :)
I'm going for a game of counter-strike. But I'm afraid everyone will be asleep. That'll be opposing force then :p
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:02,
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I'm going for a game of counter-strike. But I'm afraid everyone will be asleep. That'll be opposing force then :p
but
it's 2am here, and must be 3 there.
i live in the wrong timezones. i need to live in east brazil
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:03,
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i live in the wrong timezones. i need to live in east brazil
or you could just
keep moving through timezones so that it is never bedtime!
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:04,
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i would declare,
but i haven't got the runs.
/silly joke that is only in my head
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:03,
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/silly joke that is only in my head
it would have made sense a few months back
when i had constipation...
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:05,
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bananas aren't straight
the esperanto word for house is 'domo'
it's gayshift again :p
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:07,
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it's gayshift again :p
i was the one
who noticed the domo house thing.
However, you confuse.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:09,
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However, you confuse.
I've just noticed
that's an anagram of Rogan, as is Goran, which is the best name ever.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:49,
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*groan*
with an added woo!
This seems like a good time to hit the sack. Anyone interested in the movie who hasn't e-mailed (not m3ss3ng3r3d) me, do so now, as there'll be the first group mail going out tomorrow.
G'night.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:48,
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This seems like a good time to hit the sack. Anyone interested in the movie who hasn't e-mailed (not m3ss3ng3r3d) me, do so now, as there'll be the first group mail going out tomorrow.
G'night.
can you both e-mail me?
I'm too lazy to copy and paste, and if you're too lazy to e-mail me, you're not much use ;)
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:52,
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You would certainly be successful,
in my books, if you managed to send them lot to a very high place.
Prefferably a high place where they would fall from though.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:49,
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Prefferably a high place where they would fall from though.
this is what cats would do to us....
if they ruled the world we'd be claymations!!
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:39,
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if they ruled the world we'd be claymations!!
after this competition,
i'm actually thinking of doing a little reshuffle of things...
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:41,
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"rips you a new arsehole"
and don't expect me to speak any coherent welsh now. my head is currently full of german, esperanto and mechanics maths.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:49,
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pulpit
Now that's out the way - best b3ta usernames ever? I am most impressed with schweaty minge, so my top three in no particular order:
: schweaty minge
: aaaaaaaargh..wasps!
: Jeff
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:13,
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Now that's out the way - best b3ta usernames ever? I am most impressed with schweaty minge, so my top three in no particular order:
: schweaty minge
: aaaaaaaargh..wasps!
: Jeff
Arf!
That's a cracker...
How's about Number_6?
Any Patrick McGoohan fans out there?
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:16,
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How's about Number_6?
Any Patrick McGoohan fans out there?
the esperanto for house
is "domo".
read into that what you want.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:33,
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read into that what you want.
are the W,Y,H fields fixed?
can you do a version to free up the fields?
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:33,
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I'm giving this away now, which kind of defeats the object
but I wanted to make it read 100% FACT!
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:36,
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you haveto url encode the %
which ought to be %25 I think.
ok, see what you mean now.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:39,
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ok, see what you mean now.
saw
"Crouching Camper Hidden Newbie" on a cs server a few months back. Made I laugh (in a geeky nerdish way)
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 3:42,
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aaaaaaargh wasps!
does it for me than the schweaty minge. Which I find a little distasteful. Jeff is a good name though.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:14,
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collatalie sisters
is my favourite.
/runs off to register Ted Maul
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:19,
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/runs off to register Ted Maul
it originated from sand dune monsters in west wales
also, 100% fact
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:19,
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I remember the origional thread
as I started it. It only really got going because you were too lazy to e-mail me the story ;)
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:26,
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and you think this
has some bearing on something else huh?
Huh?!
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:26,
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Huh?!
Indeed it is
but well done you for including it anyway.
I fear mine is both longer and not in the slightest bit interesting...
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:28,
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I fear mine is both longer and not in the slightest bit interesting...
not seen GR££DY about yet
and I'm not on it, because it's built from a thread I started. I'll be in the next update.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:27,
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I could tell you mine if you want.
it comes from two of the funniest conversations I rememebr
edit: fine then. I won't
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:37,
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edit: fine then. I won't
slartibartfast
or the original fartifuckballs or whatever it was would possibly have been a good name but I dunno, the very fact that I spend so much time on here shows that I'm a geek, I don't want my username to prove it.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:29,
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Night Tom
here is a link you should check out Greyhound.com It will give you rates n stuff.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:33,
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I thought
it may be a pun?
I call for a third party arbitration...
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:15,
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I call for a third party arbitration...
hmmm...
but why would the fact that he's gay automatically make the ghosts think he wanted to rape them?
Are they small minded, ignorant ghosts?
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:09,
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Are they small minded, ignorant ghosts?
That what
Happens when you can walk through things, you loose respect for everything
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:13,
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i
know. it just fills the rest of it with houpla. designed that way, it looks very odd without.
edit: there I fixed the slashes when you'd use ' or ""
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:09,
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edit: there I fixed the slashes when you'd use ' or ""
Now that's just fucking weird
but i like it. despite the awwwwwwwwwwful pun
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:49,
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i wasn't designed to
understand awful puns. could someone explain? :D
btw:
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:51,
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btw:
Yes but what do the (american presidents?) have to do with it?
/blank
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:54,
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/blank
hehehe
That...was excellent...other folks are always tryin' to be like us freakin' Americans in some way or another :)
*don't kill me!*
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:55,
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*don't kill me!*
I agree wholeheartedly
this country is literally just a shitter version of america.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:56,
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which brings me nicely onto tonights TJ.
some lovely american, please could you give me some details about the bes way to get from state to state without spending shitloads of money? Hitchiking and hijacking are not options.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:57,
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Let's see
Motel Six, book early, rent a car with a package deal, use the Interstate to increase gas mileage, get a Food Lion (or any grocery store you stop at) card (for free...it's great here!), buy any food you like that's on sale, don't eat out (cereal's the best...like Life), and be sure to eat prunes (5 a day) to stay regular
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:00,
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ok....
cant drive, sleep isnt an issue cos i can sleep on streets, and have several lovely people who have offered me floors to kip on, its just a question of getting there. Food, probably not an issue either, ill just not eat.
I'm thinking more along the lines of a Greyhound. how much do they cost state to stae, and how long do they take?
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:02,
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I'm thinking more along the lines of a Greyhound. how much do they cost state to stae, and how long do they take?
Greyhound
Takes forever...
Costs a littlelot at times...they might run deals
Try Southwest airlines...real laid back and cheap
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:04,
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Costs a littlelot at times...they might run deals
Try Southwest airlines...real laid back and cheap
Rental cars are
way too expensive. Go grayhound. It's not like you're traveling cross country, just around the Northern Illinois area. Grayhound may be a bit slower than driving, but it's very inexpensive and you see the countryside while you're at it. And the fares are pretty cheap depending on where you start to were you go. I'd say no more than $100 us dollars for you Tom. *edit- I believe you would also need a license and most companys won't rent unless you are 25 years old or over and have insurance. **edit again - you will also need a credit card or they will charge you out the arse to rent a car, whereas with grayhound, cash is fine.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:04,
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I like companies
Like enterprise b/c you can get a deal like 5 days for 199 (remember the ad with the clowns?)
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:06,
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oh yeah and
greyhound sucks sometimes (esp in summer) because you're stuck on a bus for like 8 hours, always next to the sweaty fat person or the old lady that's going to hack up a lung and probably give you SARS before the trip is over
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:08,
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I've travelled cross country on Greyhound bus
and it was torturous (and I was 19 and up for an adventure). I also took the train round trip Illinois/California - torturous and expensive. If you have a long distance to go, flying is the way to go. If you don't mind the stink of chemical toilets and fat folks sitting on your arm, go Greyhound and stay at youth hostels.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:42,
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its true.
this country is trying its hardest to be america. But it just sucks donkey balls. hence wanting to GET THE FUCK OUT....
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:58,
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Wow
That sucks. You guys should just stay England. Being American is cool and all, but that's because it's the land of the cowfolk, the fertile soil and the GWBush. We have no scones, no queen, and no cool accents that everyone adores instead of makes fun of (mine's a hearty southern one). I swear, I could tell you two plus two is five and you'd think I'm an idiot. Say it with a british/foreign (to us) accent, and I'd be given a Nobel Prize.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:03,
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ha!
heres how it works in my country. The queen does fuck all and is despised by 95% of the population. I live in a place where people will happily come and punch you in the face for wearing something they dont like/talking differently to them. Whenever my friends from other places, i.e america, london, anywhere that isnt manchester, or more precisely, Dickybird, bury, come round, i tell them to not talk very loudly on the street cos its draws attention to us.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:07,
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But but but
the queen is sooo cool! She has a crown, a throne and a STAMP!
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:08,
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and THE most irritating voice this side of Joe Pasquale.
wait, your not one of those people that think we all talk like the queen are you?
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:11,
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Nope
been there, travelled...I just think SOME British accents are cool...then there're some that are totally unintelligible...goodness...I'd freak if you all spoke like her
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:13,
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Eww...nursing paper
I have to get back to writing my paper on crisis theory for nursing. BLARG. Anyways...hope to see you on here later!!
Byeyeye!
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:11,
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Byeyeye!
always up for harassment
Feel free to IM me at mybabyzx2 if y'all are AIM users
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 1:12,
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Ahh, you see england isn't the problem
It's Manchester. fucking shithole.
I never understood how people can *hate* the Queen. I mean most of the UK population are surely completely indifferent to her.
Surely the ones who hate her are as rare and strange as the ones who fawn all over her.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 11:58,
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I never understood how people can *hate* the Queen. I mean most of the UK population are surely completely indifferent to her.
Surely the ones who hate her are as rare and strange as the ones who fawn all over her.
i'm not.
I'm trying to be like Brian Blessed.
Before his beard began taking over his face, obviously.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:57,
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Before his beard began taking over his face, obviously.
Yes
The book, not the Lynch film. Well, 'the Wierding Way' was a martial art in the book and the film had 'Wierding Modules' which were sonic weapons.
oh.. I came over all Hawkwind there for a moment.
Use your wheels, that is what they are for.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 2:02,
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oh.. I came over all Hawkwind there for a moment.
Use your wheels, that is what they are for.
that's great
and i'm interested to see how long you can keep the song theme going for...
edit: have you had "spanky for the music, the songs i'm singing" yet?
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:41,
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edit: have you had "spanky for the music, the songs i'm singing" yet?
I was struggling on the last one
but I reckon there's a few more up my sleeve ;)
edit: yup. I was going to do Dido-Thank You, but then realised that would just leave me with spanky again
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:43,
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edit: yup. I was going to do Dido-Thank You, but then realised that would just leave me with spanky again
yeah that would be really crap
you're going to have to get onto hymns soon... "spanks be the lord" and such and such
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:46,
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Spanky O Lord for thine bountiful joy
arf
edit: I actually don't know any hymns ( I typed I don't know any nymphs then :-o ) brazen heretic that I am
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:47,
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edit: I actually don't know any hymns ( I typed I don't know any nymphs then :-o ) brazen heretic that I am
"spanky my God! Salvation's full and free;
How great thou art, How great thou art;"
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:50,
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How great thou art, How great thou art;"
I think I'm just gonna lose it
and start replacing any word that presents itself. "Spanky and the three Muskehounds" is going round my brain at the mo for some reason.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:52,
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well that's the last time i ask you to post a letter for me....
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:56,
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yaaaaaaaaaaay!
Stu Francis is my hero
1000% of 100% verified FACT!
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:42,
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1000% of 100% verified FACT!
I made this thing ages ago
but then everyone stopped using 50megs. Arse.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:43,
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it was inspired by his twinmouthed Brian Blessed
Brian Blessed
edit: 'tis a shame he is not about. I hope he is well.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:47,
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edit: 'tis a shame he is not about. I hope he is well.
Brian Blessed is fantastic
how many other movies did he play in, apart from Blackadder? Titles?
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:49,
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er, I'm not sure.
Blake's Seven.
he played about four people at once - fat bastard
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:52,
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he played about four people at once - fat bastard
Hey! There you are!
That picture has been entertaining us in Aberguerilla!
/looks for spycam/spybot/botspy/
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:57,
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/looks for spycam/spybot/botspy/
I think you and I are seeing something other than what they're seeing, Mingus.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:47,
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Am I the only one reminded of Donnie Darko?
There's a fat guy staring at us. I thought I'd heard every excuse to get out of kissing me...
Anyway, I'm off- finally cleared all the magazines off my bed. Check out Batman Stole My Babies and have a good night.
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:38,
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Anyway, I'm off- finally cleared all the magazines off my bed. Check out Batman Stole My Babies and have a good night.
Alf is creepy
Heh heh.
With that, I'm running off for some kip. Have to be up bright and early and I'll be on here all night if I'm not careful
Night Night
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:39,
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With that, I'm running off for some kip. Have to be up bright and early and I'll be on here all night if I'm not careful
Night Night
incredibly
sinister.
He brings everyone his own special kind of love!
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Mon 16 Jun 2003, 0:42,
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He brings everyone his own special kind of love!
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