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# Natures meme...


And no, its not real.
(Clownkiller, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# nice
but b3tan to it

www.b3ta.com/board/1531262
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] /coat
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# That'll teach 'em
to invite Elton John to a posh dinner like that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# coat
on a lovely day like this
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# it's over my head
as I run for the door.

Or at least it would be - the evilness of this post seems to have passed most people by. Then again, maybe it's just not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# I just don't know
who the geezer is, and therefore am missing the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)
# he is no-one special
but he is special - and his offer is just about to be refused.
/surrender
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Something soothing
for a frantic Friday

Otters know how to have a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay that's great.
and i made crasy speedcore brutz willig style.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# awwwww
sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Flash bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# 5.6 on the snigger scale
woo
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Awwww
so sad...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# the git!
:)
woo yay and most arf worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Whats this glasscock thing then?
Can anyone post it? I haven't seen it.
(RaiLord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Here's one I made earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# :|
and, incase you havn't seen it

this is a threadwaste
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# how
how is this wasting a thread?
(RaiLord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# because it's a thread
and it's wasted
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)
# you didn't post
a.......................arg fuckit...drawn in replied, continued...
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# there is no such thing
as a threadwaste.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# you are a big advocate of there being no such thing aren't you?
An aetheist ...hang on..

er..a threadwaetheist?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)
# use the search for messages function
with the check box ticked, and sit and wait.
It will all become clear(ish)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
#
www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/glasscock/faq.html
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# that link
explains all from start to finish.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# threadjack!
jeeez, poor guy!
images.google.com/images?q=cock+knocker
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# of course
I knew there was something my life was missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# whats the special offer?
2 elbows for the price of one?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# call dr. smug!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# You don't need an injection for that.
You just need to wank more.

Ooooh! Crab paste.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# "Wank" and "crab paste"?
Eeeewwww.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# as if we haven't heard enough
through our emails
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# I must be squeamish about elbows...
because that makes me feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Were you sexually abused by an elbow when you were a nipper?
That's probably why you feel sick, you know.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] just a quicky
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Shoundsh good to me!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Unbelievable bargain
(buboboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# you know
there IS an edit button

you don't need to delete and then repost...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Yay
I likes.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# in later years,
Brian May had little clue as to what was happening atop his 'fro
(iguanaboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# super
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I laughed Sprite!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Yes?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# i heard you missed me
off a reliable source
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# I missed you like
I'd miss Herpes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Miss Herpes?
She's some kind of superhero? Belongs to the eXzema Men?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1700424
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# When you
Gonna email me your addy sir?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I forgot last night,
cos I'm a twat.
Tonight, I promeece.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# aaawww
that's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# hahah
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# He just got back, but had some great snaps
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# wonderful!
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Snot came out my nose
then I snorted it back in again
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Haha...
that's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
woo
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# fantastic
i love it when one of these absolutely super pics come along, make you feel gleeful
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# hatstandtastic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
ARF



oooohhh one day to go... oh and a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# That is
Top. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahah!
I likey that one.

TJ - And I'd likey one of these... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3115345.stm
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# yay!
you certainly have a mysterious profile
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I'd say
Its the black text on the black background that screws your profile :-)
(MadMich, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# unfeasably funny
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:46, archived)
# The
funniest thing I've seen in days, thank you :)
(Nachimir, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Amazing
I recognise the building. It's Antigua de Mexico on Orange Grove in Tucson, Arizona. About 5 miles from where I live!
(TUCSON, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Sorry John , it won't come off
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# ooh.
satire.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# yup
shit sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Didn't Winnie the Pooh used to play that with Eeyore?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Dont ask
Him for any ideas, he'll just take a shot in the dark.

Oh wait, wrong story.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Boom
Boom!
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# She's to blame
twat
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# no
he is for spiking peoples drinks with date rape drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# *ahem*
allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# no, not allegedly
unless one of best friends has been making the story up, to make her sound like a victim.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)
# sorry?
One of you're best friends?
Blummey.
I have heard rumours from various sources whom claim xyz, though no one directly in touch as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't know if this is a special offer, as such


but I've entered it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
# harumph
nothing wrong with G4's
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# apart from the fact
they are Macs
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)
# the G5 is officially
the worlds fastest home computer (clocked at about thrice as fast as the Pentium 4 with hyperthreading)

but then again, PC's will just catch up and overtake within a month :D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# PCs are still
far inferior.... obviously if you like unreliability and the buggiest software on the planet... feel free
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Don't get me wrong
I love my G4s, just not the cube (I don't own one, but a wanker I know has one)
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# yes,
At ten times the price, for which you could kit yourself up with Xeons

Its all bullshit.
(RaiLord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I'm a designer
and the mac/pc debate just makes me want to say



RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!



btw, the pick made me chuckle like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)
# A Sweet Message...


Come and see the NEW moxy!
(I helped save b3ta! MegaHyperMoxyMonkey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I know.... I'm going straight to hell for this one.......
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# throw in
a free window to lick and I'm there
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# at long last...
..i can now get 80 purr-sent off mar shiny fingz....*drools*
(C_R_O_W_E, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)
# lol
woo yay
(Skitgraves, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Darnit, taken for a sucker again!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# any reason the newsletter came from
"freddy woo" and rob's email. ?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# freddy woo
is also contributed with coming up with this weeks compo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# oops
that'll teach me to bugger about with the yahoo settings.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# do you think there is a freddie woo?
he sounds asian or something
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaah.
just wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# where's the site
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
# my compyer randomy reset the other day.
i just always to forget to turn the server on. when i turn this piece of shit on

edit: running and loaded sah
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# marvellous have't seen it for 2 weeks
do you know you can't access profiles from the fp?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# yeah yeah
i'll stick a symlink in now
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# and it works.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# 2 minutes
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# That wedding thing in the newsletter...
Are there any boarders who live near the wedding, fancy gatecrashing to see if it's real?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# i dunno
i think we broke it - it won't work for me now.
(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# the wedding site is real alright
the blokes a web designer
and mentions it at the bottom of his portfolio site

www.scottswork.co.uk/aboutme.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# I was wanking when I made this


Glasscock and balls
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)
# lacking hummus
(darkwavepunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# That should be
a real advert..
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Tv how it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# I thought that's
what excessive use of graphics were for nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)
# you are charlie brooker
and i claim my £5.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# mmmm
cruelty zoo
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Thats what I was thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# News is full of shit half the time.
all that time to fill each day ect.
all media crap.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

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