Natures meme...


And no, its not real.
(Clownkiller, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

nice
but b3tan to it

www.b3ta.com/board/1531262
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)

/coat

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

That'll teach 'em
to invite Elton John to a posh dinner like that.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)

coat
on a lovely day like this
( dr_and_quinch, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)

it's over my head
as I run for the door.

Or at least it would be - the evilness of this post seems to have passed most people by. Then again, maybe it's just not funny.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)

I just don't know
who the geezer is, and therefore am missing the joke.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)

he is no-one special
but he is special - and his offer is just about to be refused.
/surrender
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)

Something soothing
for a frantic Friday

Otters know how to have a good time.
( MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay that's great.
and i made crasy speedcore brutz willig style.
( bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

awwwww
sweet!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

Flash bastard

( Bad Horsey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

5.6 on the snigger scale
woo
(Canazza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

Awwww
so sad...
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

the git!
:)
woo yay and most arf worthy.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

hahahaha!
:D
( Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)

Whats this glasscock thing then?
Can anyone post it? I haven't seen it.
(RaiLord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

Here's one I made earlier.

( pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

:|
and, incase you havn't seen it

this is a threadwaste
(Canazza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

how
how is this wasting a thread?
(RaiLord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

because it's a thread
and it's wasted
( smutch, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

you didn't post
a.......................arg fuckit...drawn in replied, continued...
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

there is no such thing
as a threadwaste.
( bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

you are a big advocate of there being no such thing aren't you?
An aetheist ...hang on..

er..a threadwaetheist?
( bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)

use the search for messages function
with the check box ticked, and sit and wait.
It will all become clear(ish)
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/glasscock/faq.html
( rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

that link
explains all from start to finish.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

threadjack!
jeeez, poor guy!
images.google.com/images?q=cock+knocker
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

( Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

of course
I knew there was something my life was missing.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

whats the special offer?
2 elbows for the price of one?
(Canazza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

call dr. smug!
:)
( Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

You don't need an injection for that.
You just need to wank more.

Ooooh! Crab paste.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

"Wank" and "crab paste"?
Eeeewwww.
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

as if we haven't heard enough
through our emails
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

I must be squeamish about elbows...
because that makes me feel ill.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

Were you sexually abused by an elbow when you were a nipper?
That's probably why you feel sick, you know.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

just a quicky

(mooglemania has 1 & 3/4 feet..., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)

Shoundsh good to me!

( pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

Unbelievable bargain

(buboboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)

you know
there IS an edit button

you don't need to delete and then repost...
(Canazza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

Yay
I likes.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

in later years,
Brian May had little clue as to what was happening atop his 'fro

(iguanaboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)

super
hello
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)

oh my. that is fantablourous.
for moment i didn't think it was real, but then i spotted the fin.
( evilmango, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

I laughed Sprite!

( pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)

Splendid.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)

hello

( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)

Yes?
What?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

i heard you missed me
off a reliable source
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)

I missed you like
I'd miss Herpes.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)

Miss Herpes?
She's some kind of superhero? Belongs to the eXzema Men?
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1700424
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

When you
Gonna email me your addy sir?
( imtypingonakeyboard, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

I forgot last night,
cos I'm a twat.
Tonight, I promeece.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

aaawww
that's wonderful!
( Kaiser, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

hahah
wooyay!
( bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

He just got back, but had some great snaps

( anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)

wonderful!

( martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)

Snot came out my nose
then I snorted it back in again
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)

Haha...
that's awesome!
( matsimpsk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)

dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
woo
( new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)

fantastic
i love it when one of these absolutely super pics come along, make you feel gleeful
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)

that's woonderful
but i don't believe a fortune cookie can fly that fast. nope, can't be done.
( evilmango, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)

...
here
( anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)

that is also very woo
i stand corrected.
( evilmango, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)

hatstandtastic
woo
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)

hahahahaha!
ARF



oooohhh one day to go... oh and a bit.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)

That is
Top. I love it.
( imtypingonakeyboard, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

Hahahah!
I likey that one.

TJ - And I'd likey one of these... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3115345.stm
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

woo

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

yay!
you certainly have a mysterious profile
( rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)

I'd say
Its the black text on the black background that screws your profile :-)
(MadMich, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)

superb

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

unfeasably funny

( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:46, archived)

The
funniest thing I've seen in days, thank you :)
(Nachimir, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)

Amazing
I recognise the building. It's Antigua de Mexico on Orange Grove in Tucson, Arizona. About 5 miles from where I live!
(TUCSON, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 0:12, archived)

Sorry John , it won't come off

(Faceburger thecatwand.blogspot.com, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)

ooh.
satire.
( martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)

yup
shit sticks.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

Didn't Winnie the Pooh used to play that with Eeyore?
?
( Your Mum, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)

Dont ask
Him for any ideas, he'll just take a shot in the dark.

Oh wait, wrong story.
( imtypingonakeyboard, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)

Boom
Boom!
(Hibbyz Has lots of patterns to give away: see profile..., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)

She's to blame

( sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)

no
he is for spiking peoples drinks with date rape drugs.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)

*ahem*
allegedly.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)

no, not allegedly
unless one of best friends has been making the story up, to make her sound like a victim.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:56, archived)

sorry?
One of you're best friends?
Blummey.
I have heard rumours from various sources whom claim xyz, though no one directly in touch as it were.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)

Don't know if this is a special offer, as such


but I've entered it anyway
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)

harumph
nothing wrong with G4's
( Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)

apart from the fact
they are Macs
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)

the G5 is officially
the worlds fastest home computer (clocked at about thrice as fast as the Pentium 4 with hyperthreading)

but then again, PC's will just catch up and overtake within a month :D
(Canazza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)

PCs are still
far inferior.... obviously if you like unreliability and the buggiest software on the planet... feel free
( Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)

Don't get me wrong
I love my G4s, just not the cube (I don't own one, but a wanker I know has one)
( WD-39 new tattoo tomorrow!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

yes,
At ten times the price, for which you could kit yourself up with Xeons

Its all bullshit.
(RaiLord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)

I'm a designer
and the mac/pc debate just makes me want to say



RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!



btw, the pick made me chuckle like a loon.
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 21:45, archived)

A Sweet Message...


Come and see the NEW moxy!
( MegaHyperMoxyMonkey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)

I know.... I'm going straight to hell for this one.......

( MadMike, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)

throw in
a free window to lick and I'm there
(Faceburger thecatwand.blogspot.com, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)

at long last...
..i can now get 80 purr-sent off mar shiny fingz....*drools*
(C_R_O_W_E, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)

lol
woo yay
(Skitgraves, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:24, archived)

( matsimpsk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)

Darnit, taken for a sucker again!

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)

any reason the newsletter came from
"freddy woo" and rob's email. ?
( tef ‮fet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)

freddy woo
is also contributed with coming up with this weeks compo
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)

oops
that'll teach me to bugger about with the yahoo settings.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)

do you think there is a freddie woo?
he sounds asian or something
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaah.
just wondering.
( tef ‮fet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)

where's the site

( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)

my compyer randomy reset the other day.
i just always to forget to turn the server on. when i turn this piece of shit on

edit: running and loaded sah
( tef ‮fet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

marvellous have't seen it for 2 weeks
do you know you can't access profiles from the fp?
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)

yeah yeah
i'll stick a symlink in now
( tef ‮fet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)

and it works.

( tef ‮fet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)

2 minutes
very good
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)

That wedding thing in the newsletter...
Are there any boarders who live near the wedding, fancy gatecrashing to see if it's real?
( alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)

i dunno
i think we broke it - it won't work for me now.
(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)

the wedding site is real alright
the blokes a web designer
and mentions it at the bottom of his portfolio site

www.scottswork.co.uk/aboutme.shtml
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)

I was wanking when I made this


Glasscock and balls
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)

lacking hummus

(darkwavepunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)

That should be
a real advert..
Nice one!
( Darkedge, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)

Tv how it should be

( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)

I thought that's
what excessive use of graphics were for nowadays.
( Samsonite, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:20, archived)

you are charlie brooker
and i claim my £5.
( martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)

hahahahaha
hahahahaha
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)

mmmm
cruelty zoo
(Canazza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)

Thats what I was thinking!

( eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)

News is full of shit half the time.
all that time to fill each day ect.
all media crap.
(Faceburger thecatwand.blogspot.com, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)