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Margaret Thatcher's grave clog-dancing bash

The date and location of this particular bash are obviously subject to circumstance, however if the old cunt does peg out before the end of the year then there will be a bash for those interested in clog-dancing on her grave.

It's metal-soled clogs only- we want to see some sparks fly from the gravestone.

If this doesn't wake her up then we can be sure that nothing will.

Drinks will be served in the nearest hostelry following the event.

For those of you who do not know much about clogs or where to get them, may I suggest that you follow this link.


Mon 31 Dec 2007, 12:00

The Thatcher's Rest

Margaret Thatcher's grave clog-dancing bash

Going: Lord Gnome, bogus official, Johnny Catfish, tfs, stuj, DijonWolfie, Syncubus, Fluzzy, Captain Pilchard, willenium, trev, the RAND corporation, Dr Preference, chenobble, Methylene Blue, Parmesan, Turdboy, Wicca'd Witch, Blue Star, Dangermouse., Damion, social hand grenade, The Cat's Mother, rikku_dreamer, Godzuki, magic the cat, vince_noir, Lethe (28 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:22, Reply)
I'll bring a sack of coal

We can have a fire


(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:29, Reply)
Dig her up and we can have a barbecue.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:35, Reply)
Stringy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:36, Reply)
i'll print banners

i guess Mykey will be weeping into his underpants somewhere, tearing out his hair and wailing


(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:36, Reply)
I wonder if he will come too?

(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 25 May 2007, 21:15, Reply)
He usually does when he is crying.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 4:52, Reply)
I'd like to inform you all

that I can get 10% discount on steel toe cap boots, just so you can get prepared on the cheap.


(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:11, Reply)
Hurrah!

A bash that I REALLY want to come to.


(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 May 2007, 13:41, Reply)
If they bury her in Stanley

Then you will be laughing.


(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:42, Reply)
Hooray

I'll bring the red confetti and a copy of the Communist Manifesto to bury beside her as a form of eternal torture.


(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 21:45, Reply)
On the day of her death

I'll be on Sheffield City Hall steps, singing "Thatcher's Dead", a lovely song, writen back in the 80's by Don Valley & The Rotherhides.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Ta.


(Turdboy, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 17:00, Reply)
I'd suggest

looking out for Attila the Stockbroker. He has a charming ditty called "Maggots 1 Maggie 0".


(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 23:43, Reply)
"Jackboots

Maggi Thatcher" by welsh band Elfyn Presli and the Massey Fergusons!


(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:54, Reply)
Tramp The Dirt Down for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:44, Reply)
I imagine she'll want her ashes scattered in Downing Street

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 13 Dec 2007, 11:51, Reply)
I hope this is still on...

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 20:52, Reply)
Cunt off,

best leader we've ever had.


(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 1:55, Reply)

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