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what if the things grown-ups tell kids were true?

Grown ups are all bastards. We fool kids into believing a strange man brings gifts at christmas, and a giant, talking rabbit lays chocolate eggs at easter. Open photoshop and show us a world where the lies grown-ups told you are all true.

(Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:13)
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# Bad.


/relurk


(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:37, More)
# My Mum...


...always used to tell me that putting new shoes on a table brought bad luck. Just goes to show what happens when you leave school at 12 during the blitz. Dopey mare.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:29, More)
# Probably been done


All the kiddies love santa!
(Pen Gwag Glas (or in english.. Empty Blue Head), Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:28, More)
# eat your crusts
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(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:24, More)
# Breaking News

(JcmS, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 22:10, More)
# Told you so, you dirrty little lady..


It's true. The photoshop never lie.
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:56, More)
# Surely that wasn't his fault??


biggerized with extra love
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 21:53, More)
# Route planner companies have finally adapted
their time calculations to PST (Parent Standard Time).



Dad, when do we arrive in Rome? Oh, just another hour, son.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 20:15, More)
# ...
Where exactly do they mean?


(RandomMandela hellow, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:48, More)
# GCSE science

LIES
EDIT: sorry for the bigoscity, but I just stole it as I currently lack photoshop or PSP
(sqrrl101, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:36, More)
# "There's no such thing as the bogeyman, dear...."

(SarahBear, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:24, More)
# Can they really do that?

(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 19:24, More)
# "i'm afraid the problem appears to be chewing gum wrapped all round his insides..."

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:43, More)
# I knew it..

(kna has forgotten everything., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:06, More)
# Think about it

edit: changed for clarification as requested by abandonnship
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:40, More)
# A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

(Nu Media, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:39, More)
# Oh how things have changed...
or perhaps not.

"You'll get rectangluar eyes!" doesn't sound quite so good.
(ToXik-yogHurt, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:26, More)
# It's a boy!



(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:24, More)
# Hmmm maybe mum knew more than she let on............

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:23, More)
# "Go to university and you'll have no trouble getting a job"


Hang on. This doesn't really fit into the competition. Well, have it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:59, More)
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