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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# SHITE

(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:36, More)
# Shameless...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:57, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 29 May 2008, 0:39, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:33, More)
# might as well put this here

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:25, More)
# aaaaah
hehe, beaten to it... i'll go with this one then


(A Hospital Carpark, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:16, More)
# Doc! U Mental?


"Yeah, honey, let's watch a documentary about a shag flick."
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:05, More)
# He's had the time of his life

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:24, More)
# I do love this film but it's ripe for this compo

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 28 May 2008, 23:23, More)
# and this

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 28 May 2008, 23:08, More)
# Well, nearly...

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:05, More)
# Original idea my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:01, More)
# this concept may be repeated manyfold times in the coming week, I hope I got there first...


I suspect the winner isn't just the person who comes up with the best TOAP but who also combines it with the most accurate font facsimile...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 28 May 2008, 22:50, More)
# Don't forget about WHO?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:48, More)
# hah, racist overtones
I'll just put this one in here then

Also not my own views, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:35, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:14, More)
# This is a pile of shit, why am I even posting it?


"Towelheads" courtesy of Ben.
(Azrael- last had a shower at, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:07, More)
# Sorry


Will anyone get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:52, More)
# P'ZOW

(MNNNNGGH, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:38, More)
# Beat him like a ginger stepchild!


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Sorry if it's toss, it's my first go!
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Wed 28 May 2008, 21:38, More)
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