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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# Sorry

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:58, More)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 22:44, More)
# Apparently she's still alive

(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Thu 29 May 2008, 19:11, More)
# mmmffff

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:56, More)
# Bruce Willis is a ghost

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:29, More)
# commonly known fact

(Smashing Pasties, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:38, More)
# the remake was shit

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:57, More)
# I beg to differ,
THIS is Groundhog Day... www.b3ta.com/board/8417429


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:25, More)
# must have been done

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:27, More)
# Billy Elliot has a lot to answer for

(londoner, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:34, More)
# er....

(londoner, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:32, More)
# even the first one...!!!

(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 28 May 2008, 23:22, More)
# Yeah I'm not first, bah


Oh, and can anyone tell me why my Photoshop is not letting me write text bigger than 17.83px?
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:49, More)
# Well at least it's not just text on a picture...

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:32, More)
# :)
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(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:00, More)
# If it hasn't been done, it will be

(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:25, More)
# Actually, I like this film.

(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 28 May 2008, 19:56, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:47, More)
# I missed a bit


(Arse Pipe, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 20:02, More)
# Goose never had a chance!

(fatcatpat, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:32, More)
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