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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# How in the name of all that's holy did we get to 17 pages of compo?
pearoast sense... tingling...

In the interim, please accept this not-reposted-but-probably-been-done effort


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:27, More)
# bindun?


*edit* SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:17, More)
# LOL TOAP MOVIE POSTER

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:10, More)
# THATS A KNIFE!

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 29 May 2008, 1:50, More)
# quick and dirty... like his mother! SICKBURN!


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(sorry., Thu 29 May 2008, 0:58, More)
# David Lynch Revisited

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:19, More)
# swearing FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 May 2008, 23:51, More)
# I have to say, this is a great film...

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:21, More)
# Two in one. If you get what I mean.

OKAY OKAY OKAY I FIXED IT. Now just under the 30kb happy limit.

I like the one on the left better.


Once again, Ben is far funnier than me.
(Azrael- last had a shower at, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:31, More)
# 'lo

(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:22, More)
# meh

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:17, More)
# Ok, OLD fat man bums girl with butter


I'd have used Margerine personally, far better for you in the long run.
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Wed 28 May 2008, 22:12, More)
# TOAP'ing is fun


Not worth it's own thread really...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 May 2008, 21:01, More)
# You think that's air you're breathing?

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:14, More)
# Quicklyquicklyquickly


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Did i get this in on time to be the first?
Totally seamless by the way...
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, More)
# Not a bad movie


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huge full screen genetically mutated lady bits
(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, More)
# star wars a big success you say?

(the book is cracking though, now that would make a great film)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:48, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:44, More)
# yep

(johnvixen, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:08, More)
# moderately topical

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:02, More)
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