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Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# aaaaah
hehe, beaten to it... i'll go with this one then


(frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:16, More)
# Doc! U Mental?


"Yeah, honey, let's watch a documentary about a shag flick."
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:05, More)
# He's had the time of his life

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:24, More)
# I do love this film but it's ripe for this compo

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:23, More)
# and this

(Ring Of Fire YOU LOOKING AT ME! that's nice, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:08, More)
# Well, nearly...

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:05, More)
# Original idea my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:01, More)
# this concept may be repeated manyfold times in the coming week, I hope I got there first...


I suspect the winner isn't just the person who comes up with the best TOAP but who also combines it with the most accurate font facsimile...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:50, More)
# Don't forget about WHO?

(Michelle Obama's Stalker WILL come up with an original idea one day, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:48, More)
# hah, racist overtones
I'll just put this one in here then

Also not my own views, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum is erasmussing like mad, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:35, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad like some clueless egg cunt, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:14, More)
# This is a pile of shit, why am I even posting it?


"Towelheads" courtesy of Ben.
(Azrael- last had a shower at, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:07, More)
# Sorry


Will anyone get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Spack Monkey, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:52, More)
# P'ZOW

(MNNNNGGH, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:38, More)
# Beat him like a ginger stepchild!


Click for bigger (92KB)

Sorry if it's toss, it's my first go!
(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad psychologically damaged since.., Wed 28 May 2008, 21:38, More)
# The Italian Jobby


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:27, More)
# here let me make your post a lil longer

(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:17, More)
#

EDIT:CHRIST. SHORTEST MAIN PAGE EVAAAR. shouldv'e posted in another thread. sozzle b3zzle.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:04, More)
# Deja Vous

(Michelle Obama's Stalker WILL come up with an original idea one day, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:55, More)
# I want to see that.

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:45, More)
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