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sausages!

This week's one-word challenge is to celebrate the king of foods; that most magical mix of meat and spice: SAUSAGES!

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:47)
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# *makes 'expelled under pressure' noise*

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 1:14, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 23:02, More)
# Boris Says...

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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 7:10, More)
# The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil sausages.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 4:04, More)
# Apologies if bindun

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 0:57, More)
# dorothy Sausage :D
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# Anyone for pizza?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 23:32, More)
# Hiya b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:54, More)
# There's nothing he don't know about saws.

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 11:05, More)
# Not worth its own thread so...


Crudely Drawn Sausage (CDS)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 9:52, More)
# 20 seconds to comply

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 0:27, More)
# TENSHUN!


This is my sausage.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My sausage is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My sausage without me is useless. Without my sausage, I am useless.

I must fire my sausage true.

I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My sausage and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,

the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My sausage is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my sausage clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God I swear this creed.

My sausage and myself are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.



Kudos BargeArse
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# Theres a frying pan down there...

(Drunken Munki I like cheese more than you like smashing cunt, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:50, More)
# WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PYLE??????

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:26, More)
# definately been done

needs more dogs with motorbikes
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 22:26, More)
# Q&D inspired by gtfomh, below :)
below :)
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(gtfomh, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 21:32, More)
# DONE !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 20:05, More)
# New product line......

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