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Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)
We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
I made this very late last night...
It confuses me now, but i don't want to waste it.
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Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 12:05, More)
What animal has four legs and one arm?
img212.imageshack.us/img212/2690/rotters6eo.jpg
First ever post...hopefully this will work, fingers crossed!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:31, More)
I GONE MADE AM FUNNEH!
Probably the worst technique you'll encounter on B3TA, but fuck it...
FAO that Iranian cartoon contest
Source:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4688466.stm
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:04, More)
Did you hear the one about
the siamese twins who lost their companions whilst walking down a hill?
It's okay, they were joined at the bottom.
(berdum...ching)
massive
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monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:15, More)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
click for answer
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Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, More)
I know it's not sick...
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 13:29, More)
Q: What's the difference betwen oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your whole week.
you have to say it out loud (and I know I can't animate)
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Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:34, More)
what's black and white and read all over?
( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 1:14, More)
Paedo-me-do
Apparently this joke is funny when you tell one person but not when you tell a group of people, at the bus stop, on pension day
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sock is sock, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:05, More)
Ground up
Bigger
First post. Blah.
EDIT: Oh, maybe I should post the origin. :P www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48115/
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:31, More)
I saw Steven Hawking at the bus stop the other day
I said here.. how u getting on?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 3:16, More)
There is a...
Zoophile, Sadist and George Galloway in prison. The zoophile goes "If there was a cat in here, i would fuck it so hard...for 2 hours...untill i pass out!". The Sadist agrees "So would I! But i would also rip it apart and stab it and piss all over it!". George quietly sits in the corner and whimpers..."Meow".
Click for HUMUNGII!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 23:54, More)
for the comp
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Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 22:54, More)
It's not that sick but I think it's one of the funniest jokes...
CF-fooking huge
Joke, thanks to Blue Phoenix
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Hamster Trippin', Thu 2 Feb 2006, 20:05, More)
Sick Joke Book Entry
Why did the Girl fall off the swing?
'cos she had noes arms!
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fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:45, More)
More dead babies to put you off lunch.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 dead baby
1 scoop strawberry ice cream
1 scoop chocolate ice cream
wafers (optional)
linky for biggy purposes
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Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:02, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
I made this very late last night...
It confuses me now, but i don't want to waste it.
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Choc Ice Raspberries are crap Strawberries, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 12:05, More)
What animal has four legs and one arm?
img212.imageshack.us/img212/2690/rotters6eo.jpg
First ever post...hopefully this will work, fingers crossed!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 14:31, More)
I GONE MADE AM FUNNEH!
Probably the worst technique you'll encounter on B3TA, but fuck it...
FAO that Iranian cartoon contest
Source:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4688466.stm
(, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 14:04, More)
Did you hear the one about
the siamese twins who lost their companions whilst walking down a hill?
It's okay, they were joined at the bottom.
(berdum...ching)
massive
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monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:15, More)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
click for answer
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Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, More)
I know it's not sick...
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 13:29, More)
Q: What's the difference betwen oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your whole week.
you have to say it out loud (and I know I can't animate)
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Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 20:34, More)
what's black and white and read all over?
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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 1:14, More)
Paedo-me-do
Apparently this joke is funny when you tell one person but not when you tell a group of people, at the bus stop, on pension day
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sock is sock, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 14:05, More)
Ground up
Bigger
First post. Blah.
EDIT: Oh, maybe I should post the origin. :P www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48115/
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:31, More)
I saw Steven Hawking at the bus stop the other day
I said here.. how u getting on?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 3:16, More)
There is a...
Zoophile, Sadist and George Galloway in prison. The zoophile goes "If there was a cat in here, i would fuck it so hard...for 2 hours...untill i pass out!". The Sadist agrees "So would I! But i would also rip it apart and stab it and piss all over it!". George quietly sits in the corner and whimpers..."Meow".
Click for HUMUNGII!
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 23:54, More)
for the comp
(
Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 22:54, More)
It's not that sick but I think it's one of the funniest jokes...
CF-fooking huge
Joke, thanks to Blue Phoenix
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Hamster Trippin', Thu 2 Feb 2006, 20:05, More)
Sick Joke Book Entry
Why did the Girl fall off the swing?
'cos she had noes arms!
(
fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:45, More)
More dead babies to put you off lunch.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 dead baby
1 scoop strawberry ice cream
1 scoop chocolate ice cream
wafers (optional)
linky for biggy purposes
(
Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:02, More)