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We're being ambitious this week. The challenge is to help us make a book using your lovely image skills. Pick a joke from the list and illustrate it. It needs to be approx 1650px X 2550px (so make a thumbnail and link to a bigger one), and your imagery has to be copyright legal. More details on the Sick Joke Book features page.
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
What's pink, swollen and makes women scream in the morning?
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Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:45, More)
Thought i'd try the compo
from www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48192/
Three pregnant women sitting knitting jumpers. One says to the others, "I hope I have a boy, because I got this blue wool cheap". Another says, "I hope I have a girl, because I got this pink wool cheap". The last lady says... "I hope I have a disabled kid, as I've really fucked the arms up on this jumper..."
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:36, More)
What's pink and blue, vieny and hard in the morning?
Cot death!
I'm sorry
(, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 15:02, More)
Did you hear that dishwasher manufacturers have stopped sending dishwashers to Asia
Apparently asians have started washing up on local beaches
www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48261/ Either relevant for that joke or any other similar one thats probably better! :)
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zedd, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 14:46, More)
What bubbles and bangs on your window?
CFB
A baby in a microwave
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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
Q. How do we know Princess Diana suffered from dandruff?
A. They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.
Edit: I'm sorry about this but it is suppose to be about sick humour and this qualifies does it not?
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
How do you stop a 100mph baby?
CFB
Cricket bat.
( ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:44, More)
Q: What's blue and barks?
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Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:33, More)
What's black and white and walks sideways through corridors?
A nun with a javelin through her head.
CFB
( tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 16:57, More)
How do you make a dog drink?
Punchline methodology thanks to urbane legend
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:43, More)
Q: How do you get 500 babies in a phone box?
A: Use a liquidizer!
Q: How do you get them out again?
A:
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:24, More)
What a lovely challenge this is...
Clickity for biggity
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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:05, More)
what did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?
cancer
Mr Wheatley blog
seamless
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:53, More)
Sick Joke Illustration (This challenge is now closed)(
rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:46)
What's pink, swollen and makes women scream in the morning?
(
Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:45, More)
Thought i'd try the compo
from www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48192/
Three pregnant women sitting knitting jumpers. One says to the others, "I hope I have a boy, because I got this blue wool cheap". Another says, "I hope I have a girl, because I got this pink wool cheap". The last lady says... "I hope I have a disabled kid, as I've really fucked the arms up on this jumper..."
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 5 Feb 2006, 23:36, More)
What's pink and blue, vieny and hard in the morning?
Cot death!
I'm sorry
(, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 15:02, More)
Did you hear that dishwasher manufacturers have stopped sending dishwashers to Asia
Apparently asians have started washing up on local beaches
www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/post48261/ Either relevant for that joke or any other similar one thats probably better! :)
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zedd, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 14:46, More)
What bubbles and bangs on your window?
CFB
A baby in a microwave
(
ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
Q. How do we know Princess Diana suffered from dandruff?
A. They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.
Edit: I'm sorry about this but it is suppose to be about sick humour and this qualifies does it not?
(
maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 22:22, More)
How do you stop a 100mph baby?
CFB
Cricket bat.
(
ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:44, More)
Q: What's blue and barks?
(
Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 20:33, More)
What's black and white and walks sideways through corridors?
A nun with a javelin through her head.
CFB
(
tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 16:57, More)
How do you make a dog drink?
Punchline methodology thanks to urbane legend
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:43, More)
Q: How do you get 500 babies in a phone box?
A: Use a liquidizer!
Q: How do you get them out again?
A:
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:24, More)
What a lovely challenge this is...
Clickity for biggity
(
Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:05, More)
what did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?
cancer
Mr Wheatley blog
seamless
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 9:53, More)