About 45 round ours
but you have to lower your standards
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:20,
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Ooo, interesting. I might contact Audi.
See if they're going to make the most of this innovation by allowing you to create text in the lights that says "get out of the middle lane, you cunt" the next time you're on the M25.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:15,
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
They're very pretty, I'm sure. Unless they're going to use their expensive OLED screen to display standard, single-point, non-moving lights then they're just making the information those lights give less clear. That way lies accidents, death, spilt tea etc.
Edit: Having watched this again, I can also confirm that it'd be horribly distracting to be behind. This is another Very Bad Thing.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:16,
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You're fun. I'll invite you to my paper stacking party.
But I'm not gonna lie, there's a real risk you might get a papercut.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:01,
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What is the point of that?
The only thing I'd want to display on the back of my car is a gigantic "BACK THE FUCK OFF" to - ironically - Audi drivers.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:19,
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This
And all that stuff would be massively distracting and utterly pointless. I'm still really annoyed at the cars with stupid bright lights that dazzle you when they're not even full beam.
If I ever see a car like this I will rear end it.
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That's not the cars fault
They have their front fog lights on all the time because the people are f*cking idiot cunts who can't understand even the most basic of car controls.
Front fog lights should be completely banned. They are dangerous and unnecessary, just like Audis.
People that cannot drive without turning them off should have their licence taken away for a week or two until they prove they know what everything on their dashboard actually does.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:51,
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really?
Is that what it is? Fucking twats. How stupid can you be. I honestly feel like ramming into them head on.
Fucking idiots.
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Haha, yes.
Or "put your fucking phone down" to mothers driving 4x4s through crowds of school children (whilst her little darlings are safe on board).
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:28,
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As I've said here before:
When I witness terrible driving, 80% of the time it's Audi drivers.
The rest are women in 4x4s, or BMWs.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:40,
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Defo this
It really is like this. It must be the mentality of these people that go for these kind of cars. Worst place ever for this is Cheshire. Utterly mental drivers there.
I don't know what the driving instructors teach people up there but they can all fuck off with their overtaking at any random point.
I honestly almost died a few times due to these pricks, pretty much all of them had these cars.
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And you can get an extra £5k towards catering if you can name the most common offenders on www.youparklikeacunt.com.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:07,
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True dat
Not all Audi drivers are cunts, but all cunts are Audi drivers.
Draw the Venn diagram
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Cue dozens of OAP drivers phoning 999 because the car in front is 'on fire!'
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:11,
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