Here is someone completing a level of the new Aliens game without firing a shot
NSFW
Comedy AI allows you to run past the most efficient killing machine in the galaxy (or whatever the quote is, I can't be arsed to look it up).
NSFW button pressed because there's a wee bit of fairly mild swearing, but it's better to be safe than sorry with that.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:11, Reply)
hahaa, do Gearbox not have a QA department?
The reviews have made pretty amusing reading
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:24,
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Not just Gearbox
I can't even remember the last time I played a game that didn't have at least one blatant bug, and I haven't even played Skyrim.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:33, Reply)
I even broke one of the achievements in FTL...games are so complex now that they'll probably never be bug-free.
I've been in video game QA for the last few years and the primary concern is making sure the player can do everything without the game crashing or their save being deleted (of which some modern games still fail at).
Although from what I've been hearing today Colonial Marines is just seven shades of shit.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:25,
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They do
Unfortunately, as the day has gone on it has transpired that despite Gearbox's name being on it they didn't actually work on anything other than the multiplayer elements. They decided outsourcing the single player to 3 different studios each with reputations for producing shit masquerading as games, was a good idea.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 13 Feb 2013, 0:12,
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Well that's piss poor programming to allow that to be done where's the challenge in running past things?
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:26,
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?
Well that defines your mentality; welcome to the ever larger list of wankers I can't be arsed to share a second of on here
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 1:19,
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If I'm being honest,
I lolled. And then felt guilty.
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Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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reddest that way
last time i checked this was b3ta, i mean its no saturday night seizure, but i was quite proud.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Christ
Who are the playtesters, and why didn't they spot that?
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evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:29,
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ai weiwei is my favourite ai.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:32,
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They struck it lucky with Borderlands
Will probably keep them afloat after this fuckup.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:27,
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Most other studios would fold
after releasing this and Duke Nukem Forever so close to each other. Randy Pitchford must be running on pure good will.
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:50, Reply)
DnF was great fun!
Did you even play it?
ACM, like DnF has been anticipated forever, and I reckon it will also be great fun.
Take your gamepad out yer arse.
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zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 23:01,
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I think I'll steer clear of that one.
borderlands 2 should keep me amused for a while and pokemon white 2
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Cockweasle, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:49,
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reminds me of that person who passed mario world without killing anything except the bosses
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:25, Reply)
love the
CS / Urban terror bunny hopping at the end
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zacherynuk Floccinaucinihilipilification, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 22:57,
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I made the mistake of preordering it
Saw the reviews today, luckily I hadn't opened my game yet, boxed it back up, returning it!
/bulletdodged
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 23:58, Reply)