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This is a link post If I was a woman I would hate this bitch
young gorgeous TV & Radio Presenter with an Economics degree and plays football and cricket. For Australia.

what a loser.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't panic girls
Give her a couple of years and she'll shoot her husband on Christmas day and have to go on the run eeking* out a meagre existence as a crack-whore.

*eeking is not in the Google spell check. Fucking retards.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *eking
To eke out.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeking is a perfectly proper spelling

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post tell him you'll bite your own nuts off if he proves you wrong.
that always works out well.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post thought it was 'ekeing'
but I'm just an ignorant Swede
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Still no,
but a better effort than eeking.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and that's when I'll make my move.
Feckler, shopping in the damaged goods aisle of Vulnerable Women R Us since 1990.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
There are plenty of male equivalents. Brian Cox was in a boy band, there was an England footballer (I forget who) with loads of degrees, and a world class boxer who was a brain box too.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post C. B. Fry represented England at both cricket and football, and also held the world record for the long jump.
In fact here is a list, and these are only the ones that played cricket and football... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_cricket_and_football_players
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post His party trick
Was to jump onto a mantelpiece from a standing start. Backwards.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I will bite my own balls off if there has been a single post-war England international footballer with even one degree.
Very attractive, TV presenter, Economics Student, international in two sports all at the same time?

I don't think there are any male equivalents.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Get munching, Glen Johnson has a maths degree, Alan Shearer has a degree, dunno what in though.
Shaka Hislop has a degree in mechanical engineering, gary lineker has one, fuck me, this is suprising stuff.


Hey: that was a sneaky edit!!!! eat balls feckler!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
What a foolish bet. Of course we expect proof of the ball-munching.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)
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I was just about to start my jaw-stretches when I decided I'd better check...

GJ is STUDYING for a maths degree, so although that impresses me, my nuts are safe.

Shearers/Linekers are honorary doctorates (which don't count) and Hislop isn't English.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotchya!
Steve Coppell

Whilst playing for Tranmere Rovers, Coppell started an Economics degree at Liverpool University. When he signed for Manchester United, he successfully completed the degree, despite playing for the first-team at the weekend. After playing more than 300 games for the Red Devils and 42 England caps, Coppell has managed teams including Crystal Palace and Man City.

And it is in ECONOMICS!!!! Now economise your nutsack.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Your silence speaks volumes.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post he wasn't an England international at that time.
but I might just bite them off anyway. I've warmed to the idea. Pics to follow.
edit: fuck, I think you're right.

there's no other board where a thread about an impressive polymath quickly becomes a playground circle surrounding a man vowing to bite his own balls off.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Wahey!!
Edit: yes he fucking was, he finished his degree before he played for England, ergo england player with a degree. That is the way i read it anyway.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post uuurgh, I feel a bit faint. There's more blood than I expected.
edit: fuck's sake, the cats have run off with one of them. I was going to sell that one to Findus. Do they do scotch eggs?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr brains faggots.
CaC, on the flip side you won't have to feed the cat tonight.

Are you related to this guy?? www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/191436/Rugby-fan-cuts-off-tackle.html
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I have 3 cats, one bollock won't fill them all up.
*Insert your own filthy replies here*
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Katie Price has a doctorate in biological ethics.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Was she taught by Enzyme?

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bloody likely.
(Though, actually, on second thoughts: she'd be more than welcome to register...)
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Enzyme used to shag Katie when Peter was down the gym toning his six-pack.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ewwwww,
The memory suggestion makes me feel wretched.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well explain how that Harvey looks exactly like you, eh, well!?

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it because she is black?

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post She does have sloww children too. Well one of them definitely is.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This picture was actually published in The Sun
Without crediting me of course. I don't think they realised quite how cruel I was being!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Very nice work.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post http://owa.st-thomasmore.org.uk/users/06DAltiliaR/weblog/5de93/images/2c3b5.jpg

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post comedy doctorates don't count.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post She probably ought to give it back then

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
edited to counter Sundae Bloody Sundae's equivalents, the challenge remains one post-war England player with a degree. Admittedly if I'd thrown down this gauntlet six months in the future Glen Johnson may well have left me nutless.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't Ian Botham
play footingball, cricket and be on TV as well? He is no brain box though, it's true.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, but he only played football for Scunthorpe.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post lol! you said cunt

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
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(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's more than I did.
I played football for a works team once, I was awesome. I got substituted rather too early for my liking, just before I got into my stride. If they had just let me touch the ball I'd have shown them a few things.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post if you'd made that offer in the changing rooms, they'd have let you touch all the balls you want.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a Japanese firm
and if I liked sweaty Japanese balls I'd be dating Moggy.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post you do know that's really Jolly Jack stalking himself, right?

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post All I know is
there are a few user names that appear in purple that I have never clicked on after i clicked on Moggys. JJ wasn't one of them, strangely.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Jack Action is a wanker.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I once lobbed Seaman.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Samantha Brick?

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post of course not, no-one's quite as hot as Sammy B.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It must be horrible being that attractive.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I cope.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *gives flowers and pays for meal*
It's the least I can do.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
keep your money and whack it on Watford, Wolves and Swansea to all win this weekend. You'll make a packet.

edit: I hope you didn't do this.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I'd never bet against liverpool.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Slag.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have two of that one, please

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck to her, I say.
It's nice to see people doing well in things they enjoy.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:23, Reply)