Riskay - "Smell Yo' Dick"
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R&B, innit. Sorry if you already saw this on the temporary board...
This song is about how Miss Riskay suspects her man has been cheating, and how she wants to determine if she's right.
She also threatens to "pull out her 9." Oooh, suspense.
Lyrics are totally NSFW, visuals are OK.
For techy types: The iPhone survives quite a long drop unscathed...
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:14,
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hahahahahaha....
I can't believe this is serious.
Maybe this should be the solution on Jeremy Kyle and Trisha. Would save a fortune on lie detector tests.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:17,
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I'm disappointed that she never actually does it.
But I do like the Snickers bar jacket on a fat man.
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:25,
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Indeed-
My answer to any reasonably attractive human female would be "Why yes, you may- and thank you for asking!"
What the hell, all the local canines of either gender seem to take for granted that it's ok.
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Hey....
Rob stole my smart-arse comment above and used it for the newsletter. I'll take full credit ;)
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:31,
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I noticed that too!
I'll probably get naughty stepped for this but, THIEVING CUNT!
:D
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:36,
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I'll think you'll find
"thieving ginger cunt" is the correct terminology.
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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:10,
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Feckin awesome
You go girl - take the power back and smell that man's dick.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:16, Share, Reply)
How would you break the news.................
That you have realised your dream and are going to sing the chorus on a new song, to your parents and grand parents. When the lyrics are 'let me sniff your bell'??.....or whatever
(, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:25, Share, Reply)
With a few grand each?
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:27,
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Hhhhhmmmmmm..
.. because when ones been out screwing around, one never showers before going home to the missus.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:39,
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i'm also...
Not sure of her reasoning...I mean, I'm totally faithful to my wonderful partner, and yet my cock fucking stinks.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:51,
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I dream of the day a girl asks me that.
Quite like the acoustic version...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAkDOOveFz8&feature=related
Nerdy white boys FTW!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:25, Share, Reply)
I smell your dick
Goats Cheese!
www.b3ta.com/links/187427
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:33,
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He hasn't seen his dick for 20 years
Never mind used it in action
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 21:05, Share, Reply)
yep,
I posted this quite a while back on the /talk board. Still funny though :)
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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:34,
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Busta Rhyme?
I can't believe she manages to rhyme 'bitches' with 'pictures'
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:02, Share, Reply)
I just watched this AGAIN...
I'm obsessed with the godawfulness of it...Just imagine the scene.
"What time is this, you fucker?"
"I'm sorry baby, I got held up"
"YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME!!"
"No, baby. Naaah!"
"I SHOULD LEAVE YOU!"
"OH, ITS LIKE THAT? I AINT DONE SHIT BITCH"
"RIGHT, GET YOUR DICK OUT, IM GOING TO FUCKING SNIFF IT!"
"What?"
"GET YO DICK OUT MUTHA FUCKA. IM GONNA SMELL YO DICK!"
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:06,
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I would kill....
To see Jonathan King do a duet/remix with this and "buggering boys"
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 18:14, Share, Reply)
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This song is only necessitated by the fact that black people don't use condoms and thus spread AIDS.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:03, Share, Reply)
C'mon
How can you not trust a guy who can bust an impromptu rap like that when you accuse him of cheating?
And ask to smell his dick.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:34, Share, Reply)
