Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out?
Reddit thread with unverifiable stories of incest, suicide, murder.
E.g:
"First secret:
I am 20 years old and every night I will look at child pornography. Mostly boys, but sometimes girls too when I get a bit tired of young boys. It's mostly around the age of 12 - 16, but can vary depending on my mood.
I've been doing it ever since I was 12 or so. I would originally go on Limewire and look at pictures of girls my own age, but as I grew older, I kept looking at the same pornography, with the same age group.
There is absolutely no chance of me ever harming a child. I know what I do is fucked up, and I know that I'm watching children being exploited and having their lives ruined. For some reason my mind puts all this to the side as I'm fapping away.
I contemplate killing myself daily because of this. It's like an addiction. I can't fucking stop no matter how hard I try. I've even tried getting rid of my computer with no avail."
tl;dr Slactory summary
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 3 May 2012, 1:28,
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Jesus
I havent got anything else to add to that.
Edit: I have just spent the last hour reading these stories. And still the only word i can come up with is Jesus. Touching, scary and fucken odd.
Cum box thread
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4ilkt2
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 3 May 2012, 2:22,
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HA!
HAHAHAHA!
Probably THE most disgusting thing I have ever seen / read.
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 3 May 2012, 7:51,
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I clicked the image link
I wish I hadn't clicked the image link
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aMac updated his sig, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:10,
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OH EM GEE
There's an image of the cumbox??
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 3 May 2012, 9:19,
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It is exactly as described, burnt bits and all.
Horrifying.
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aMac updated his sig, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:27,
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a flat mate of mine had a cum towel under his bed
he never washed it
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:19,
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This made me LoL!
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4iod2p
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 3 May 2012, 12:38,
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I should point out
that the admiral crunch in that reddit article is most definitely not me.
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:59,
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Yeah Yeah....course it isn't.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 3 May 2012, 13:29,
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
People will say anything for attention on the internet.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 3 May 2012, 2:30,
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People lying on the internet? I don't think that happens.
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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:42,
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burnt cum box is fucking hilarious
then again, have you ever seen a burnt cum box that wasn't hilarious?
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 3 May 2012, 4:04,
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Avast, why are you confessing to being a paedo on here?
It's a bit fucked up.
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Cumbox
is my new insult word.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 3 May 2012, 7:55,
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Holy shitting Christ that's huge
Well, I had nothing much to do today anyway...
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..wil, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:07,
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Ok, which one of you was it?
"This will probably never be seen by anyone but fuck it. My father once owned a cat who loved to suck our earlobes for whatever reason. About half a decade ago my father left me alone in his apartment with his cat and I don't know exactly why but I just grabbed the cat, went in the bathroom with it, laid on my back, put it on my chest and let it suck my earlobes while masturbating. I find myself fucking disgusting when I think about it but I still think that it was one of my best faps."
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Favourite comment........
CRaftsman1459 416 points 1 day ago
Yesterday I thought I had problems. Today my life is grand.
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The cumbox tale is truly horrific. Even after burning it is still alive...it's as if all that manfat has give it life.
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That is the motherlode, QOTW are on their way over. AB has got his work cut out slating that lot.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 3 May 2012, 11:59,
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Good god!
There are people admitting to rape, large scale drug dealing, and even murder.
Assuming these things happened, don't these people realise that their anonymity is only a court order to Reddit away from being shattered?
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 3 May 2012, 13:57,
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I'm hoping the folk admitting to that stuff...
... are at least sensible enough to go through a proxy in China, or Tor, or something.
That said, I'd also hope that an "anonymous confessions" thread on the internet doesn't constitute sufficient evidence for the law to seize the logs. I figure the usual internet disclaimer applies: "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
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FUCKING HELL!
b3tans ain't got nothing on the reddit degenerates, I mistakenly clicked a few links...
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 May 2012, 15:44,
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The occasional funny/gross one aside, that was some pretty grim shit there.
Highlights (although perhaps lowlights would be more appropriate) include;
- Girl's cousin helps her with her depression, then sexually abuses her as some sort of twisted 'payment'.
- Boy convinces his maid's daughter to have sex with a dog. A week later she kills herself.
- Man murders his daughter's rapist. Most commenters congratulate him.
And then of course there's the cumbox, but the less said about that the better.
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