This bloke's English accent is excellent and he ought to be employed everywhere on TV
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Better than alot of people on tv these days, Isn't about time we had some hardcore chinese snake head gangsters
forcing kids to sell pirate dvds on Albert square, maybe punting some ceramic knives to Ian beale for the "CAFF".
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:18,
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it's all about the veet
skip to 12:00 it's iplayer so if your outside the uk don't bother and if you are in the uk don't bother
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Actually, it is available in the United States. Who can I speak to about making it unavailable?
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well it give me a chuckle at work
you have to be easily pleased at my work we only get the company website and thats not exactly a bag of lols
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Two dogs, one rope
I made this!
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I promised him a role in my next film.
It was either that or the casting couch, and this time he chose the voiceover work. He's not getting any younger.
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Cute n that but ...
getting dogs with their tails docked just perpetuates the vile practice.
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I like how it looks and there's a practical reason.
They are great upland bird dogs and do pretty well in desert mountains as well.
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The older bitch spends a lot of time in the reeds and brambles looking for birds.
I've known hunters with dogs with tails that spend a lot of time picking garbage out of them and some that have had them accidentally pulled off. I like my dogs too much to risk a damaged tail.
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Ah, so you hunt too ?
That does explain a fair bit ... 'spending a lot of time picking garbage out of them' (that's too bad) ... 'accidentally pulled off' (why would they pull the tail anyway unless said hunter didn't give a toss about the animal ?)
If evolution doesn't want a dog to have a tail ... so fucking be it.
Edit: sorry about the generalisation about hunters ... the ones I've met in the UK are cunts ... I'm sure you're great and care about animal welfare really.
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Dogs get their tails pulled off in many ways. The forays into the bushes were illustrative of tight spots that can present danger
I don't hunt as much as I'd like. Pheasant hunting on the plains with a good dog is a lot of fun.
Edit: the biggest land conservation groups in the US involve hunters. They try to keep land from being developed and many put land holdings in their wills with covenants that it can't be developed. And unlike many of their urban conservationist brethren, they actually get out into nature.
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Brittanys are hyperactive, but the most fun breed I've owned
The bigger one is 8 years old and still runs and plays like a puppy.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkpPu2gfiO0 oh doggys nsfw for swears
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ITS TAZZY
I love this dog he is such a DUDE ..... He should be studded daily three times and four on Sundays, given fresh steak to eat and highland spring water to drink.
I am gonna steal him one day and take him to a doggy brothel in Amsterdam for a week and dress him in a tux. I WANT TAZZY!!!!!!!!!!
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What is the Wizard's Way?
I made this!
Wizard's Way is a way of life. And an online wizard simulator. And a forthcoming documentary. Sort of.
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Rape Prevention
Some useful tips.
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butt what if i dont like cuccumber
could i for example imagine it was an ice lolly if it is a hot day or muggy night?
if not, how about a lollipop ?
also if i dont like gouging out tomatoes because i feel uncomfortable hurting innocent vegetables could i still shit my self?
i feel that although this video has a lot offer it still leaves many questions unanswered such as croissants for breakfast but should it be bacon or lime marmalade in it?
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LMFAO to funny
Biting a cucumber and poking a tomato, yeah real good advice, cover your self in shit, yeah OK, and piss on yourself ... OK. Its videos like this that get women hurt. No replacement for a good self defense class as in the situation you aint gonna be thinking about cucumbers and tomatoes you are gonna be thinking oh shit I am gonna be raped and frozen in fear. Moves need to be practiced and perfected until they are second nature so that even when the mind is frozen in fear the body reacts as it has been trained.
This sort of stuff really pisses me off, women watch it and think after a two minute video they all prepared. Bullshit. Women should train to defend themselves and become strong and independent and able to defend themselves against any attack. Let me tell you something I been banged up with the worse of the worse, men that make rapists look like bugs bunny and I know one thing, they rely on fear to control, learn to lose your fear and control the mind, act with the body and respond to all situations and you will be safe. Watch shit like this and you will be a victim not a victor.
There is a lot worse people out there than these videos would have you believe, take control of your life now and act, take a regular class, exercise and build confidence. Confidence will floor an attacker quicker than waiting to bite off his cucumber, if its gone that far you already lost. Just my two pennies worth for what its worth.
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This
is the most sensible thing you have said since you joined here.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:07,
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Nothing fancy - just something nice to look at.
Just thought this might bring a little calm to the day. And due to a serious medical condition, I'll be spending little to no time here for some time. Not to worry, all my pointy objects will remain sharpened for my return.
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:55,
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Is this in Gondor?
Hope things go well. Drink lots of fluids and rest up.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:57,
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It's Llanthony Priory, Wales
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:13,
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Nice
We have old buildings like that in the US, but most look like this: static.ddmcdn.com/gif/family-vacations-in-new-mexico-taos-pueblo.jpg
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Hey, stranger.
Good luck (genuinely) with whatever you're dealing with at present. *internet hugs*
And the way you've phrased didn't make me assume it's a sex change at all.
...it did.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:03,
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Nice light, didn't think you guys had ruins like this in the states.
Good luck with whatever you're dealing with.
Stay positive etc
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:12,
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...with your cock.
before it's scooped out & inverted
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:24,
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It's doing things like that...
that provoked the judge to make the surgery part of my sentence.
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:47,
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hahhhahha
thats funny...i lolled
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:57,
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A few hours in that place will fix you up looks beautiful thanks for sharing.
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HEY Stabby!
Hope everything you have to deal with turns out good for you. We shall miss you *sobs*....don't be away too long will you. :-(
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Get well soon.
At least it's not a hilarious medical condition?
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Hope you're well again soon
I'm sure you'll be up and at your victims in no time.
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Best wishes Mate
I'll keep it lit for you
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:58,
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Good luck chief.
If I wasn't an atheist I'd say a prayer for you, I'll have a vodka and coke instead.
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:13,
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Speak of the devil, I was bemoaning your absence just this afternoon!
Very best thoughts to you.
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Good luck fella!
Hope it goes well!
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Hello you, long time no see,
sorry to hear you are ill, we've noticed your absence around here, hope all goes well and you get well soon. I hope it's nothing too serious.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:32,
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Needs more Knightmare dungeoneer and goblins
good luck dude :)
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 10 May 2012, 22:35,
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Welcome back
My thoughts are with you PC.
Get better soon
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Prince Charles has a go at reading the weather report.
His highness does a very good job at it (fawn, bow, scrape, any chance of a OBE?).
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^^MINDPISS
was literally just posting that :D
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Well, I enjoyed it
He did a fair job at doing something quite difficult and had a bit of a laugh as well.
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Ok, ok
I was expecting that. I'm not a massive royalist. Not a big fan either just a bit . . . *meh*. But I liked the video and thought he did a good job. Am I not allowed to say that? No, no, sorry, I forgot to jump on the anti-royal bandwagon.
DOWN WITH THEM ALL!!! SPONGING TWATS TAKING OUR HARD EARNED MONEY!!!!111!!!!
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I agree. I've tried reading off a prompter and it's dang hard. The fact that he could joke and then get back on timing is impressive.
Plus, at least in the US, many people want to travel to the UK just to see the royals. That is some Ka-ching in your economy there.
Plus, there's this: i.imgur.com/zv3Ee.jpg
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???? What a weird reaction.
Personally, I think he's a vile cunt (& if you've ever read anything on how he treats his staff/people in general you'd be disgusted, not to mention him getting into cambridge despite shockingly bad.... I'll stop), but: Who's stopping you saying that you enjoyed the vid?
As far as I can tell, the replies you got were just silly /links nonsense. Did you take it as a personal attack?
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fuck me, this could almost be described as working.
he'll be squeezing his own toothpaste next
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I'm only clicking play if you can guarantee
that the stupid, over-privileged, self-serving, arrogant, jug-eared, narcissistic, spoilt, fucking CUNT of a man gets crushed by a studio light.
Christ, I FUCKING HATE that cunt.
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He's got quite the whiskey voice I note.
He must still hit the pipe and down good scotch. I think it's cute how you English kniggits still have royal types.
Does the lord still get first-go with the spouse after a wedding?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:52,
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I suppose you think that's big and clever don't you?
Because it is
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:45,
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Making it's not the problem
It's paying for all the parts & tools that is.
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well to be fair, if that was my mum....
I would be hideously taunted by incest
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I don't get it. It seems a hugely selfish thing to do to a kid and seems to only serve the mother's needs.
Good luck to him in the next 20 years.
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I assume there are simply issues from the mum about not wanting the kid to grow up
a good trip to the shrink and some electro shock should sort her out
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With my spawn, we were always excited to see them reach the next "step'.
I've seen women still breastfeeding 8 year olds, etc., but it seems like it would hinder normal development.
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^this
I watched a documentary on this a while back. All the women seemed like self-absorbed, needy cunts with no thought as to their kids' mental well-being & fuck all else in their life.
(it's worth mentioning that the children were also considerably older though)
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Haha, laughing way too much at this. Best comment of the day. No, ever.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:18,
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Oh go on and bum your new ginger bumchum then.
You two make me SICK.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:42,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVpuGEAIN-I
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:56,
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Green eye detector is beeping here
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:21,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PIckHrZ0o
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:28,
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want bitty want bitty now !
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:15,
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Imagine if it was his Teacher!
awesome
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:12,
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She's still spaffing milk after 3 years?
It's got to be like getting the last bit of milkshake out of those baps.
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I knew a teacher from a school
Who had a kid in her class whose mother would collect him every day from school to breastfeed him - he was six at the time.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:28,
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No way that child is 3?
She is clearly lying to hide the fact she still actually feeding her 9 year old.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:17,
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That kid is def saying
"Yeah you know you want this titty"
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:28,
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Where does one find a finely balanced juggling table?
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Beejay Proper old bastard, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:43,
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Phwaor look at the legs on tha......
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:50,
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phorr! i'll take the pretty one if you don't mind!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:37,
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Whimsical kinetic sculptures
Ronseal One Coat Fencelife will colour and protect your fence in just one coat. Added waxes protect the wood from the effects of the weather whilst advanced resins and light-fast colour pigments ensure superb coverage and protection. Job done in one coat. Every Ronseal product is designed to be easy to use and give the ultimate performance finish.
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Whered the cat fighting video go?
Thread deleting ass basket, Not you...i was about to watch it and its gone....Whoever posted it...put it back right the fuck now...please
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:41,
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Thankyou :)
Grim evil crows, Epic cat scrap.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:48,
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I was expecting the girl at the end to have a cock or something
If it was played at actual speed, i wouldnt have had to skip through so ruddy much!
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I get it and all, but for continuities' sake can we not have the final shot of her in front of glass? I mean she was initially right out in the open.
The splatters on the back glass completely ruined the appreciation I had going on.
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This is DISGUSTING
clearly perpetrating the AWFUL myth that the only way gingers can get their kicks is through baiting women with food.
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ha, if you watch this with entirely different music, it is utterly tragic
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Olympic Flame Woes
I made this!
London 2012 gets off to a less than super start.
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Super spinal injury dead dude jealouses on athletes olympic piss take..pisses (<strike through, wish i knew how to do that) blows on bonfire
HOORAH! CLICKY
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30,
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<s>do what?</s>This?
b3ta.com/features/faq/#tags
*edit, bugger, Just click the "What other HTML tags work on the board?" link.
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Tell Herb
the incest twins are carrying the torch in Dublin
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I must say, what a classic look on her face. Like "what do I do now?"
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I was trying to wrangle a go in the torch relay so I could light a fag with it.
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Made in Japan: Robotic Human Buttocks.
I find 1:44 strangely reminiscent of that scene from Terminator 2 at Miles Dyson's house.
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:18,
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hah
The text at 2:24 is incredible.
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News at 11: Membership at steam room clubs down by 65% in Japan.
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That's Dawn's Xmas pressie sorted
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:03,
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With accompanying stocking stuffer
https://www.k-y.com/K-Y_Jelly
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07,
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I think Dawn likes the natural feel
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I don't want to click that link
Because nothing - I say nothing - could possibly live up to that title.
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Why did they have to me male though?
Ladies have much better bums.
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Pizza anyone?
Hopefully not veety glassy
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*harry hill voiceovers*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:46,
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"here's the Pope practising his post-plane ritual"
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*polite, but over-entheausiastic laughter*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:55,
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He could do with asking this guy for some tips
www.youtube.com/watch?v=65lzQYE6cPw
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:12,
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By the looks of some of the pizas ive had delivered,,,,,
That fuckers the delivery man!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:39,
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Gandhi 2
Shaft-style (GC from years back, tis a classic though)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:00,
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The whole of UHF is on YouTube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecQAZoYhpJ8
Shit, but still rather fun.
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CONAN THE LIBRARIAN
- Dooon't yuu know da dewey decimal system!?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:21,
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Ahhh UHF - possibly the only funny thing to ever involve Weird Al.
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He's also Uncle Muscles on the Tim and Eric show.
A montage off Casey and his brother, thus:
youtu.be/FwHtbwvynUA
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:24,
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well obviously not
now you've been so kind as to point out my glaring mistake.
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Another old school comedy classic/oddity is Hollywood Shuffle, it's fucking hilarious
I defy anyone not to laugh at the bit where the white guy is teaching the black actors how to speak 'jive'
youtu.be/xKX4LktBI5o
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:27,
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Look, we know that you HATE black people but can you stop going ON & ON about it?
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sure, once they're all gone
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:38,
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he went?
I have both accounts on ignore....because I'm so cool.
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Dr Drink, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:46,
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How in wriggling tadpoles name do you find this stuff?
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53,
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SCIENCES! Rather disturbing article about the male water strider's dating technique...
There's a lot of this sort of thing about in the animal kingdom, but this is just downright evil. Male water striders deliberately attract predators to encourage females to give in to their advances faster.
**EDIT** Link now sorted, sorry. Networked blogs has a weird header thing that means I posted the link to the blog, rather than the actual post on my screen.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:44,
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Inflating his penis after entry?
Reminds me of many a inebriated night trying to thumb the fucker in
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I am currently imagining the bored/annoyed look of your paramour as you do this,
whilst she continues to shovel chips into her gob.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:13,
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Well, that's an interesting mental image right there.
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