Computer Diagnostics and repair
as prescribed by David Tredinnick MP.
[Edit] Next week, making your computer more powerful by diluting it.
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as prescribed by David Tredinnick MP.
[Edit] Next week, making your computer more powerful by diluting it.
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Haha. That is lovely
"channeling the mystical energy field around all electronic things" ..arf
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:34, Share, Reply)
"channeling the mystical energy field around all electronic things" ..arf
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Heh :o)
"Sorry folks I'll be out of touch for a while - just taking my phone to get its Chakras realigned".
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"Sorry folks I'll be out of touch for a while - just taking my phone to get its Chakras realigned".
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To be fair, Feng Shui has been remarkably effective at increasing my wireless router's range
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There is a lizard sex satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control
We're doomed!!!
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:14, Share, Reply)
We're doomed!!!
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I for one welcome our new cosmically radiated sexy lizard overlords.
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Don't hang about, do they?
"The biological experiments started as soon as the satellite was launched," …
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"The biological experiments started as soon as the satellite was launched," …
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I wonder why science feels compelled to observe mating activities in the zero-gravity conditions of Earth orbit of five geckos
Wouldn't it be cool if the subsequent gecko eggs were bombarded by a wave of eldritch cosmic radiation from beyond, that mutated them into a race of psychotic reptilian super beings
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Wouldn't it be cool if the subsequent gecko eggs were bombarded by a wave of eldritch cosmic radiation from beyond, that mutated them into a race of psychotic reptilian super beings
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:44, Share, Reply)
and nobody does anything until it's too late
because the only person who notices is David Icke.
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because the only person who notices is David Icke.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 13:26, Share, Reply)
David Icke said this was so and everyone called him deluded...
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Tory MP thinks that medicine should incorporate astrology.
Oh, and he's a member of the Health and the Science and Technology Select Committees.
Wazzock.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:04, Share, Reply)
Oh, and he's a member of the Health and the Science and Technology Select Committees.
Wazzock.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:04, Share, Reply)
But come on Enzyme
sciense doesn't no evryfing. My grandma wuz told she wuz gonna die but she went to a astrolonaut and she sed that if Grandma gave her £20 and wore a necklace of a crab made out off special crystal (only £275) she wud be cured, and she's still alright now!
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sciense doesn't no evryfing. My grandma wuz told she wuz gonna die but she went to a astrolonaut and she sed that if Grandma gave her £20 and wore a necklace of a crab made out off special crystal (only £275) she wud be cured, and she's still alright now!
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"There is no logic in attacking something that has a proven track record"
*backs away slowly from the frothing madman*
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*backs away slowly from the frothing madman*
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Anyone who proposes homeopathy as a viable cure
Should be put into a large barrel and then repeatedly diluted and succussed until they become super-powerful.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:36, Share, Reply)
Should be put into a large barrel and then repeatedly diluted and succussed until they become super-powerful.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:36, Share, Reply)
Did you know
that you can homeopathically poison an entire town if you piss into a reservoir during an earthquake?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 13:20, Share, Reply)
that you can homeopathically poison an entire town if you piss into a reservoir during an earthquake?
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That's not how it works, silly.
Homeopathy works on the principle of opposites. Homeopathic piss is the best thing you can take, whereas homeopathic paracetamol will have you writhing in agony.
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Homeopathy works on the principle of opposites. Homeopathic piss is the best thing you can take, whereas homeopathic paracetamol will have you writhing in agony.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 16:41, Share, Reply)
I like the very end with the bloke who doesn't give a fuck anyway.
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First up, apologies, the music isn't great....
but For a couple of years there has been a pub conversation revolving around the fact that one of my friends swears that there was once this really cool music video with a kid pretending to everyone from Nirvana to AC/DC, including John Travolta and a zombie Michael Jackson, and the rest of us thinking he was talking bollocks.
It appears that he has found the video and emailed it to us all with the inclusion of numerous capitalised 'CUNTS!'
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 10:13, Share, Reply)
but For a couple of years there has been a pub conversation revolving around the fact that one of my friends swears that there was once this really cool music video with a kid pretending to everyone from Nirvana to AC/DC, including John Travolta and a zombie Michael Jackson, and the rest of us thinking he was talking bollocks.
It appears that he has found the video and emailed it to us all with the inclusion of numerous capitalised 'CUNTS!'
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Yay, I just had a 90's techno party LSD flashback!
*drools*
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*drools*
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I've only heard of Bob Sinclair from this vid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MkkdYVAKJQ
Bit of an earworm...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MkkdYVAKJQ
Bit of an earworm...
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An earworm that can only be destroyed by this Bob Sinclair track from the late 90s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_0sIFtZeoU
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_0sIFtZeoU
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"Unfortunately this video is not available in your country because it contains content for which
YEWTREE would not approve. Your IP has been logged."
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YEWTREE would not approve. Your IP has been logged."
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His argument was
'The kid is a really good dancer and can do all the Saturday Night Fever and Thriller moves, he'll probably turn up on Britain's Got Talent'
and not
'He's cute, I'd like to fuck him.'
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'The kid is a really good dancer and can do all the Saturday Night Fever and Thriller moves, he'll probably turn up on Britain's Got Talent'
and not
'He's cute, I'd like to fuck him.'
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:23, Share, Reply)
I believe hat the accusations
are aimed somewhere closer to home. Your home. Your. You. ewe. tree
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:28, Share, Reply)
are aimed somewhere closer to home. Your home. Your. You. ewe. tree
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:28, Share, Reply)
everyone got a present
some got jam but the kids were for you.
don't get upset just because I don't have the same restraining orders as you.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 14:12, Share, Reply)
some got jam but the kids were for you.
don't get upset just because I don't have the same restraining orders as you.
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I'm not understanding it either...
... why would Yewtree be interested in this video, is it because it has children in it?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 13:04, Share, Reply)
... why would Yewtree be interested in this video, is it because it has children in it?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 13:04, Share, Reply)
Can I combine
the mad yellowness of the coffee ad to the musical wizardry of Jean Jacques Perrey to give you this.
Oh and before anyone starts fucking moaning, it is a it's a fucking themeday in my head... alright?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 9:42, Share, Reply)
the mad yellowness of the coffee ad to the musical wizardry of Jean Jacques Perrey to give you this.
Oh and before anyone starts fucking moaning, it is a it's a fucking themeday in my head... alright?
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oh pls.
this is the best one www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj87n_dEwRU
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this is the best one www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj87n_dEwRU
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Here is some Jean Jacques Perrey.
'Gossipo Perpetuo' - oh and before someone starts fucking moaning, it's not a theme day.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 9:17, Share, Reply)
'Gossipo Perpetuo' - oh and before someone starts fucking moaning, it's not a theme day.
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That and listening to Kraftwerk whilst having eine scheißefest.
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my copy of tthat lp has a faint tone inbetween tracks. it's very low. can't remember if a side of b though
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Happy Morning!
It's Friday! It's nearly the weekend! Have a Happy Morning! What the fuck do they put in that coffee!?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 8:39, Share, Reply)
It's Friday! It's nearly the weekend! Have a Happy Morning! What the fuck do they put in that coffee!?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 8:39, Share, Reply)
"I just feel like I'm not supposed to be near children"
Well, I suppose self-awareness is a positive trait.
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Well, I suppose self-awareness is a positive trait.
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"I love sausages"
was enough for me not to press the "play" button.
Does it at least have Cliff in it?
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was enough for me not to press the "play" button.
Does it at least have Cliff in it?
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 10:25, Share, Reply)
Heavy metal friday bitches
NSFW
Acid Bath, Scream of the Butterly DEMO 1996.
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Acid Bath, Scream of the Butterly DEMO 1996.
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I haven't got any sound
How does it go?
I'm guessing: Dududududu-dah!dah!dah!dudududududah!dah!dah! hngghhhhhhhaaaAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
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How does it go?
I'm guessing: Dududududu-dah!dah!dah!dudududududah!dah!dah! hngghhhhhhhaaaAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
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Heavy metal YEAH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbAM2_6jKY0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbAM2_6jKY0
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Just looking up an old murder and....
After being convicted by a Judge and Jury....seven days later they're released with out charge by a panel of judges?
Original story above, new story here:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381961/Lady-killers-Shirley-Lynette-Banfield-murder-convictions-quashed-Court-Appeal.html
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After being convicted by a Judge and Jury....seven days later they're released with out charge by a panel of judges?
Original story above, new story here:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381961/Lady-killers-Shirley-Lynette-Banfield-murder-convictions-quashed-Court-Appeal.html
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 0:45, Share, Reply)
Seven days later?
I make that over a year later (they were sentenced in April 2012, the appeal was in July 2013). And that's how it goes in a criminal appeal, if the trial wasn't conducted properly then the conviction can be quashed.
"Yeah, they probably did it" isn't enough, thank heavens.
As on of the judges noted, "this was an alleged joint enterprise murder with no body, no suggested mechanism of death, no identified day when the murder was said to have occurred, no time and no place and no suggestion of what happened to the body".
Quashing the conviction seems entirely reasonable.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 7:27, Share, Reply)
I make that over a year later (they were sentenced in April 2012, the appeal was in July 2013). And that's how it goes in a criminal appeal, if the trial wasn't conducted properly then the conviction can be quashed.
"Yeah, they probably did it" isn't enough, thank heavens.
As on of the judges noted, "this was an alleged joint enterprise murder with no body, no suggested mechanism of death, no identified day when the murder was said to have occurred, no time and no place and no suggestion of what happened to the body".
Quashing the conviction seems entirely reasonable.
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An amazing story from the ashes of Hiroshima to the ineptitude of a museum's security
The story of a guy who was standing out in the open when little boy went off. This guy is a mental and physical giant.
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The story of a guy who was standing out in the open when little boy went off. This guy is a mental and physical giant.
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not only survived an atom bomb...
but then to be philosophical about it when it's destroyed everything and everyone you loved/owned is incredible.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 1:32, Share, Reply)
but then to be philosophical about it when it's destroyed everything and everyone you loved/owned is incredible.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 1:32, Share, Reply)
I fart in your general direction.
Colin Furze being a bit mad again....
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Colin Furze being a bit mad again....
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Ha ha, what zany sort of chappy! Next he'll make a giant glass cock to stick on B3ta.
Or kill the queen mum with a stingray.
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Or kill the queen mum with a stingray.
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By the way. This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9PMD8fcvAk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9PMD8fcvAk
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Is his name really Furze? Because that is a little too perfect.
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In fairness the French started it
www.itv.com/news/2013-01-22/french-chemical-leak-prompts-calls-to-emergency-services-as-le-pong-wafted-over-southern-england/
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 8:25, Share, Reply)
www.itv.com/news/2013-01-22/french-chemical-leak-prompts-calls-to-emergency-services-as-le-pong-wafted-over-southern-england/
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 8:25, Share, Reply)
Dub Pistols - Mucky Weekend.
NSFW
Seeing these guys next weekend so thought I'd investigate some of their stuff. Nice to see a track about consequence-free drug abuse/enjoyment.
Marked it NSFW for some coke snorting scenes. Fuck knows who that might upset...
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 23:16, Share, Reply)
Seeing these guys next weekend so thought I'd investigate some of their stuff. Nice to see a track about consequence-free drug abuse/enjoyment.
Marked it NSFW for some coke snorting scenes. Fuck knows who that might upset...
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How's it hanging Mr Fray?
Great track said by a geriatric who is down on the street of Tring
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 23:46, Share, Reply)
Great track said by a geriatric who is down on the street of Tring
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Alright Spazz.
Not bad thanks. Just hopped on my motorbike to get to work and have a flat back tyre. I'll wait a little longer before calling the RAC, I think. No rush :)
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 8:33, Share, Reply)
Not bad thanks. Just hopped on my motorbike to get to work and have a flat back tyre. I'll wait a little longer before calling the RAC, I think. No rush :)
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Cleek!
DPs are ace, seen them a couple of times. Fucking. Rocked.
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DPs are ace, seen them a couple of times. Fucking. Rocked.
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How do you tell between a live goth and a dead goth?
The dead ones have more colour in their cheeks.
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The dead ones have more colour in their cheeks.
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www.b3ta.com/links/Summer_is_a_terrible_time_for_the_Goths
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 22:38, Share, Reply)
How??
Can somone please explain to me how this was filmed; as it hurts my soggy brain.
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 21:58, Share, Reply)
Can somone please explain to me how this was filmed; as it hurts my soggy brain.
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 21:58, Share, Reply)
I think the standard answer around these parts is Magnets!
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If only there was some kind of way you could search the Internet for things like "cinema shot medicine cabinet" ...
www.steadishots.org/shots_detail.cfm?shotID=155
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www.steadishots.org/shots_detail.cfm?shotID=155
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 22:06, Share, Reply)
I don't believe this explanation. It was definitely shitty magnets.
EDIT: 22:12. The mindpiss moment.
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 22:12, Share, Reply)
EDIT: 22:12. The mindpiss moment.
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Big mangnet pulling camera toward mirror, disappears into space/time continuum as soon as it hits mirror.
Mangets, they're ace.
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Mangets, they're ace.
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I think Zemeckis
explains it in the making of.
it's on youtube somewhere, from Contact ( I like that film)
here's another www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9_f1rPgtno
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 23:09, Share, Reply)
explains it in the making of.
it's on youtube somewhere, from Contact ( I like that film)
here's another www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9_f1rPgtno
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 23:09, Share, Reply)
I knew what this was going to be before I even looked!
Do I win a prize!?
I believe they filmed her running towards, then reaching for, the camera, before filming her opening a green cabinet and adding the previously filmed running shot onto it after.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 1:32, Share, Reply)
Do I win a prize!?
I believe they filmed her running towards, then reaching for, the camera, before filming her opening a green cabinet and adding the previously filmed running shot onto it after.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 1:32, Share, Reply)
They filmed it in mirror land.
It costs a lot because they've got better unions over there.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 3:58, Share, Reply)
It costs a lot because they've got better unions over there.
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 3:58, Share, Reply)
Made me giggle today.
What didn't make me giggle today is the fact, that I got the flu from air conditioning abuse, which is total shit in the summertime. :(
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 21:31, Share, Reply)
What didn't make me giggle today is the fact, that I got the flu from air conditioning abuse, which is total shit in the summertime. :(
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 21:31, Share, Reply)
you can get flu
from grooming an air conditioning unit?
trust you.
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 21:32, Share, Reply)
from grooming an air conditioning unit?
trust you.
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 21:32, Share, Reply)
You can't get flu from air conditioners.
You can, however, get Legionnaires disease, which is much more fatal. :-)
( , Fri 25 Jul 2014, 12:44, Share, Reply)
You can, however, get Legionnaires disease, which is much more fatal. :-)
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