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This is a link post Every single song in the world remixed into one.
Ok that was abit of an exaggeration.
Still interesting... better than just straight doing a shit version of something.

*cough* no one covers the smiths like that *cough*

EDIT: hope this isnt gc.
 (dasfunkman eats spastics, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post what dissapoints me about Mark Ronson
..because I loved his first album.....

For the rest of the story, read as 'allegedly' and 'according to what I keep hearing', so I dont get sued.

What I heard was that his 'talent' is mainly inherited. Apparently his parents are famous music biz people, and he's basically a male paris hilton (but less good looking, with a willy).

His 'albums' are largely produced by people he has paid to produce, with him 'exectuive producing', and giving suggesting ideas for what to do now and then. He used mney and contacts to put the album together, and released it on a label that his family bought him...

I would like to think it's not true, because his first album was good. But you can't help but think that if that's true, it's less respectable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw...
him DJ a few weeks ago, and he has some amzing mixing skills. He was mixing mainly indie stuff, but he did it so well!

I hope that was untrue :-(
 (r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Thu 24 May 2007, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post im seeing him in a month or two
i hope hes good i love version and fade to black album
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post he is pitiful
MARK RONSON AND HIS AMAZING HONKITY HONK HORN POPS ORCHESTRA!

arsewit.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm sure
i heard a much crazier and better mixed track along the same lines a few years ago
 (I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That would probably be the totally tip top 'Intro-Inspection' by Osymyso
 (hank splendid I is an bleedin' robot, Thu 24 May 2007, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Da PSTriple Remix NSFW I made this!
Alright no moaning - I was bored this afternoon and this is my first mess-about with Ableton Live.

NSFW Language
(dj_jenns I'm Going to Be A Dad Too!?? Friiiick :-s, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't even watch this.
If I see his ignorant, barely post pubescant, living-in-a-fantasy-of-rap, cross-eyed, dollas-aint-shit-to-chdwden-look-at-50-quid-on-my-desk stupid face again, I will be forced to turn off my internet forever.

I still love you though, jenns
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It really does annoy me
Aww thanks, The audio was ok to do but I gave up the will to live while doing the video...can you tell ?
 (dj_jenns I'm Going to Be A Dad Too!?? Friiiick :-s, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a link post STARCRAFT II
Hmmmmmm, there goes a part of my life when this comes out.
 (munkybitch, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Textbook Disclaimer Stickers
The first one is a real honest to goodness sticker that they use in certain parts of the US...read down and they just deteriorate...The idea is that you print them off and stick them in books...or anywhere for that matter...just to get up Creationists' noses.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice find

(No6, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Particularly interesting read there, is the link to
wilstar.com/theories.htm

Discusses differences between Scientific Law, Hypothesis and Theory.
 (I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Doctor Breen's Breakfast Machine
A lovely mashup of Family Guy and Garry's Mod.
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
where did this bandwagon come from for these machines? 1 is cool, 2 is ok, 1593 are dull...
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Love dog
A puppy free way of letting your dog enjoy itself
 (I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Wed 23 May 2007, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny....but....*shakes head sadly* it's.....GC!

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC but read the comments. I love this one...wait for the end bit
"MUTILATION. You listen to your hack vet, who if he/she possessed any skill, would offer vasectomies instead. I would rather be dead than owned by one of you that so easily justify this radical surgery so that YOU can have some peace. You don’t have to be concerned over your animal being what nature intended when you go to work, take it to the park etc… It won’t embarrass you. And if you still have problems, put it on Prozac. Oh, and dogs that are neutered still hump. If you think about this instead of laughing about it you might realize this is doubly cruel. Put yourself in this position. Don’t get a dog if what you want is Techno."

then, even better
"thier minds aren't clouded by the negative influences present in a Hypocritical, Naive and even Ignorant Judeo-Christian atmosphere"
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 24 May 2007, 1:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Some FREE E-books
And they're not all crap ones either...Some great modern classics there...if you like reading and either have one of those ebook viewer thingies or else can stand to read them off the screen of your pc....
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, I've always wanted to go blind!


No, seriously, nice find!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post a superb find there! thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That
Is excellent

I'd love an E-book reader yokey but they're crazy expenseful
 (Mongjaw Its all a big money racket, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very good
I hate reading off a screen, so to save money on buying the books, I'm off to Ryman's to buy £200 of ink for the printer. And a few reams of paper. And I think I'm going to start with Amis and Lucky Jim (which contains the best description of waking up with a hangover in literature).
Doing no work now until after the long weekend.
 (I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Nasa must know something the rest of us don't
Take a look at their Image of the day...
 (Quixall, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post your point being?

(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post i bet nasa could write better descriptions....
fact
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post NASA
That's no moon....
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Battles - Atlas
Fresh back from ATP, and Battles are even better than they used to be. this track is just awesome. (in my world at least... the palestines at work disagree... hope you lot don't)
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 23 May 2007, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sound wouldn't go amiss
EDIT: Silly youtube.
 (MNNNNGGH, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Battles are tremendous!
I desperately wanted to go to ATP, but made do instead with seeing Shellac last week in London.

Did you see Les Savy Fav?
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Dancing tiger
my mate made this. he's deffinitly going to pass his first year...
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn thats good
he well deserves to pass!
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice!!!
go tiger go! pity its so short, but i bet that took a while to make..
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Wed 23 May 2007, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would say about 30mins in Final Cut
Simple stop motion is a lot less time consuming that people think.

Well... if your good a video editing that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Wed 23 May 2007, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post true true

(MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Wed 23 May 2007, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post he he!
I like
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 23 May 2007, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
Needs more tiger cub kicking.

Other than that, ace.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 23 May 2007, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Fish and Rice Cakes the Remix
Not mine, but someone saw my "Fish And Rice Cakes" vid and did a rather nice mash up of it.

*Edit* Oops, forgot to whore my original while I'm at it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that
is most WOO!!!!!!



Whats happening with the badge btw??
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 23 May 2007, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll see :)
I was going to finish it today but my head's been battered.

Plus it looked better in my head.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looking forward to it!!!!
weren't you going to do some more edits of this vid yourself?
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 23 May 2007, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still working on it
I was going to do some today... but... same story. I've done feck all today, thank god dinner is stew from the other night!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'tis stew for me tonight
but fresh cooked...bit heavy for this weather but its nice and good for you!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 23 May 2007, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ours is chock full of beans (pinto, canellini, butter)
and had 11 diferent veggies in it. Healthy, but fartsome!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post eee
so many promises of badges eh monty :P

*sobs*
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit!
I forgot about your boob badge!

Does brain damage count as an excuse?!

Right, you'll have yours for tommorow teatime!

And Meglos, ref my gaz, I'll have one of them tommorow.

Anyway Matt, I've advanced a bit lately so it will be better created now than if i did it a couple of months ago :)

www.b3tards.com/u/758f65c94bf4f6553036/ch3.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
thats fucking funny man.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
love it!
 (simod, Wed 23 May 2007, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post fish!!!
You could also mash it up with 'fish' by Mr Scruff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Lions fancy a tasty snack but things don't quite go to plan
Awesome, just awesome. Totally SFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post and totally yesterday ;)
still, and ace clip though
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing video
Was on yesterday but easier to link to friends now it's on youtube.....thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 23 May 2007, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a fantastic clip

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 23 May 2007, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
the masses rise up against the oppressors
 (I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Problems with parking an AT-AT
Simple but funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 23 May 2007, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post he he, I love how star wars will never die on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 23 May 2007, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
love the opening. Blip-blip
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Cab Calloway - Reefer Man

(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 23 May 2007, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quality

(SirCliveFC, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha
great post
 (I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful!
and also; great hair!
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 May 2007, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a link post mon nom est ours drôle
Or at least that's what I think he means. Though I don't really speak foreign.

As annoying as the frog.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post not quite as bad
.....yet
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *dies*

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's a cunt
He's called funny bear, he's got kangaroo underpants; he's got a belly and he's not like other bears.

I hate him
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Women Drivers...
Road Rage at its best!!!

Possibly GC
(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 23 May 2007, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post heh
wow must be one of the few i havnt seen
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post They have gone through a couple of cars in that show
I remember one where the dad crashes his car into a wall to squash a fly or something similarly ridiculous
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post i loved the family guy spoof of malcolm in the middle...
basically, the mum screams blue murder. The dad shoots her dead and says "finally, my children, we are free. FREE. FREE! FREEEEE!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a link post men throw cheerleader through basketball hoop NSFW
nsfw ads at the side
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ?
No one really cares that she clunked he head on the hoop! hehe

Why are the blokes celebrating? she's the one who done it!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
Fake?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need
the question mark?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^
this

love the name by the way!discworld! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly
the oldest thing on the internet. Aside from that monkey drinking its own pee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post you mean this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLs5ZcZFLYU
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 23 May 2007, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha it was on simpsons
"that monkey got America through some tough times"
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post On Pitchfork
The review for Jet's latest album was just that clip. No words, no rating. Just the monkey.

Genius.
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Men Invented Everything (apparently)

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
But not PMT.

Vincent Price lookalike.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Arkansas woman misunderstands daylight savings time
(read the first letter - "Daylight exacerbates warning")

*speechless*
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Shakes head*
What a 'kin 'tard.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o
Heh, there's a snopes page on this too:
www.snopes.com/humor/letters/daylight.asp
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which says...
..that it's satire.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha






hahahahahahahahahahaaha.
 (I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post d'oh
you fail at life
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:13, , Reply)

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