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This is a link post Haunted NSFW
Probably the best thing about this book. Have fun. (not sure why people would pass out though, why would you go to a reading by Chuck if you're a prude?)
 (munkybitch, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post eBay experiment I made this!
I'm a big fat skinter and my shitty car is dying on me. The MOT is due at the end of June and it's NOT going to pass. Oh no.
So I've come up with this wishful thinking idea and we'll see what happens.

Probably nothing and I'll be cycling to work from the end of june. :(

:::EDIT::: now reduced the starting price to one penny!
 (I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That is an awesome idea regardless of whether anyone bids or not...
But I hope they do for your sake!
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant idea!
hope someone partakes
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that's ace
good luck fella
 (mookay pick em up picklehead, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh!
Good idea! Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
you have to tell us if this works...
so we may try it
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed this is a fine idea ,
Best of luck.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post nice idea
ask the ginger fuhrer to newsletter it and you may get a flurry of bids around friday afternoon. You'll likely get diddly if the only people that see it are this board and ebayers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent idea!
I would bid if I had something to advertise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Thu 24 May 2007, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The small print ruins it for me
I'd cheerfully fork out a grand to have a nice big "REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER INSIDE" logo on your car.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post set the starting bid to zero and we'll newsletter it

(I helped save b3ta! rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you say that
To all the girls.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post But if the winning bid is 11p
I'd be obliged to buy a car myself to place the ad on, totally defeating the whole point of the exercise.

Please newsletter it anyway! pretty please?
 (I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody, Thu 24 May 2007, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post start low
you'll get some bids

start high and it's a hard hard sell
 (I helped save b3ta! rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 24 May 2007, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok!
I'll do it!
You know what you're talking about and I trust you!

I'll change it just as soon as I get home from work, eBay is blocked. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody, Thu 24 May 2007, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't you set a reserve?
I think I should have done that, as I'm now in danger of not even covering the fees on my car (see above).
Nice idea by the way, good luck with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Odradek the Indecisive, Thu 24 May 2007, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like reserves
They're like a starting price but hidden and I think people give up if they come up againt a reserve that's higher that their first bid.
 (I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody, Thu 24 May 2007, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bindun - sorta
I used to work in a building where lots of small businesses had rented offices.

In the kitchen one day I met a chap who told me with pride that he sold wrap-around electronic signs for cars.

He told me how he could get around the ban on advertising junk food near schools by paying single mums to show burger adverts on their cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! bachgammon has an unshakable alibi for, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes.
There's certainly nothing new about advertising on cars.

It's the selling the advertising space in order to raise the money to buy the car that's the point of the exercise.
 (I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody, Thu 24 May 2007, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post Bexleyheathication I made this!
More Bexleyheath related bumfoolery!

*my last effort appeared in the times!!



(albeit the Bexley Times tinyurl.com/2jg2xr :( )
(Mr Bojangles Of London Town, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post impressive skills
did you play the guitar as well or get a karaoke esque version
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah...
That's me playing. My skills with Cubasis are minimal, but I'm learning!
 (Mr Bojangles Of London Town, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post can you write out the lryics for those of us
who aint allowed sound at work?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Lyrics,
Psyco Guys from China Whites, and kids on their Playstations,
Little girls from Barnehurst dream of drinking at the station,
And if you want this kind of filth, it's Bexleyheathication.

It's the edge of the borough and everyone's filled with hesitation,
Council flats full of uncoothe twats, in need of affirmation,
It's understood that noone would buy Bexleyheathication.

Pay your Morrisons shopping bill to feed your starving children,
Recycle cans to stop the man from taking from your building,
First born forlorn, Makes amateur porn.

Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,

Married to a girl with her hair in curls, who's only skill's flirtation,
A teenage bride with a husband inside, who's waiting for probation,
He stole a car from the breakers yard, it's Bexleyheathication.

Yates may be the final frontier for an ignorant generation,
Kick out time holding onto your beer, singing songs from a compilation,
And Deja Vu's not far away, it's Bexleyheathication,

Born and raised by spurious ways, breeds kids with no vocation,
Everyone's pulling a swifty and I don't mean masturbation.

First born forlorn, Makes amateur porn.

Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,

Cleaning streets pays poorly and you need no education,
Drinking in the Bell is no way to rebel, it just leads to more frustration,
And who the hell's trying to save the world from Bexleyheathication,

Pay your Morrisons shopping bill to feed your starving children,
Thicker than the rest only wearing vests, there's no way of evading.

First born forlorn, Makes amateur porn.

Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
 (Mr Bojangles Of London Town, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post poetry
:P
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Just the man I was looking for!
Check your gaz.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
got it :D what a random source pic :P

edit/ dont suppose you have the html tag do you?
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The original?
www.emailvirals.com/data/media/1/cleavage-beer-holder.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i meant the badge but its ok now ive figured it
god its a bit disturbing.. she is much better looking :P
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post monty is at it again
gene and face splicing. whos next i wonder... ning everyone!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The design is clearly Ancient, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Ning! Pilchy!
I posted the Cliff vid yesterday as RBF was on and you weren't around, but I gave you full credit :)

www.b3ta.com/links/92015
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post WOOO!!
at 10am?? pfft, i was still very very drunk ,and at that time i was very very unconsicence. glad you all liked it people :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The design is clearly Ancient, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post RBF Loved it.
And another Wooooo! for you for reuniting him with his theme!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post goood
any other links for me to uncover?? hahahaha!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The design is clearly Ancient, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll let you know!
I do have an even greater imposible mission for you...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post eeeek
what??
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The design is clearly Ancient, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Bizarrely
You do actually look similar... All i did was tilt your head, messed with the colour balance and added a bit of blusher ;)

Is there anything you want to tell us?!


 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hey hey
im not the one swapping heads on pictures
did you shave me a bit as well? looks like it

edit/its the same alcohol bleached pearly whites
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I did...
But that was your pics for Bigboy Monthly...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post is back after
frawping over the twins
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The design is clearly Ancient, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post efinitely
needs more Sidcup. For the purely selfish reason that I miss Sidcup.
 (insomniboy, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *missing Greenwich
particularly the Cutty Sark

war3n3xt was an SE3 boy
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:32, Reply)
This is a link post Episode Three of String & Broken Velcro I made this!
third in a series of attempted comedy shows based around a teacher and a arsehole in a pre-apocalyptic dystopia.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i love you

(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Thu 24 May 2007, 20:08, Reply)
This is a link post From ID Card article in The Independent
A team of civil servants will "police" people who refuse to tell the state of any new address, and impose fines of up to £2,000 if they forget

news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article2562741.ece
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post How to avoid paranoia: Obsessive compulsion.
Thankyou Professor Hasan Elahi.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever guy....
The website looks pretty cool too, wonder if he's got pictures of the birds he's knobbed on there?
 (Watford Gap is going to Oz next week!, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post give up ur habits!!!
:)
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
great Ronald Kurniawan illustration

www.ronaldkurniawan.com/
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats fecking amazing, i love the Dali style, who is this guy?
*loves*
 (Watford Gap is going to Oz next week!, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post he's on my hitlist
I figure If I kill all the artists vastly more talented than I am, I can stand a better chance of making it

any idea what Jack Vettriano's post code is?
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
But I'm not telling!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This only works because he seems to have quite an interesting life.
For 85% of people it would be a soul crushing experience to find out just how fucking boring they are.
 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post last nights antics I made this!
finished college yesterday so got very drunk and my mate adam attempted the worm
probably best to mute this video if you dislike loud northern girls

you cant hear the thuds of him hitting the floor too well, but he'll have bruising
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He's supposed to go in the other direction.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post he struggled enough going that way
so i think thats asking a bit much :P
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post May 6th Greensburg Tornado images
Crikey..

Before/after

google-latlong.blogspot.com/2007/05/greensburg-kansas-tornado-imagery.html

Some vids.. (The first one is pretty intense on full screen with volume up.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZRkK-gLmnE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NE9LJ9rNTU

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEOS5E_H2TI

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEI2Mwp7X9Y - enhanced
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post are you american?
at which point should i turn the sound up on the first video? the WHOLE video sounds like loading a spectrum game...

WHY do americans build wooden houses in tornado prone areas? LOL wtf? omg? ;)

edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww be gentle.
You took the words right outa my mouth
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "Bolsa wood houses in blown down by a tornado shocker"
You really must try bricks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Thu 24 May 2007, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "Balsa" you illiterate fuckwad.
And what are these?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/09/tornado_22.jpg

250mph winds would raze most houses in the UK too.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
noob

the argument is "why build houses out of wood in tornado prone places" silly :)

ye brick chimneys woop de woop
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
you or him?

edit: Whose argument, silly?

His comment was "try bricks".
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i meant you
cos i want to have your babys andy, ive been watching you for a long time now. i like the way you move.. among other things *tee hee* lets meet and touch each other in the pancreas :/ :*
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hey we didnt win 2 wars to let a little gust knock our houses down!
/still pissed morning after slightly sarcastic patriosm blog
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i love america.. i even have some of their records!
:)

edit: thinkin about there was a band with that name.. and they were pretty good, must search
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post who has more wind??
the tornado or the guy who posted it?? next he'll be building in a swamp and wondering why it keeps sinking!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The design is clearly Ancient, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post you are wise beyond your years
(sorry if you are old btw)

heres a kiss for luck :*

nah, im off to get drunk,. but i will be back.. I WILL BE BACK
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my! What a wag.
I live in London.

Love b3ta, there's always a dribble (not sure of the collective noun) of morons with fuckwitted comments.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post feelmytitsup
that random enough for you?? biddidybiddy bongggggg woop wooop
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The design is clearly Ancient, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft, that winds a bitch......
thanx for posting this, it makes me glad i live in a brick house.
 (Watford Gap is going to Oz next week!, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post Sex Bomb NSFW
Just an animation, but NSFW if you think plastiscene naughty bits may be a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post HA

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post What on earth is this?
A short high quality under water film of a thingy? very strange.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Pikachu, I choose you!
 (Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.
You win.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay,
I won teh internets?
 (Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post

In fate.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Im lost.
?
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post well.....
um im not sure
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite.
?!
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post aww
it's kinda cute in an ambulatory-blob kind of way.
 (qdamik, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Lung fish?

(I helped save b3ta! D Spong merrily on high MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE!, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post nope!
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=lung+fish&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Run toto run....
Quick...Run little..legged...err fish..err..mammal...sponge thing...
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a handfish
Here's a spotted one.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post So it is.
Fitting name.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
they look awesome, I want one. I would call him Charles.
 (I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 24 May 2007, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post Charlie Brown dub NSFW
found it on Mr Buxton's blog. nsfw cos it's a bit sweary.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I done double based with that homie..
*click go the trigger beotch
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, but...
that's old man. As in 5 years old. Not quite internet old, but still old enough.
Saying that, it's still funny, and seeing as it is 5 yearls old, there's probably some people who've not seen it, so it's half-GC.
 (adam_is_saxy heard of a brilliant recipe involving bananas, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There are newer videos out there
I posted one of the newer ones and didn't get a single response. You chose the original and best one. About as PC as wanking in public.
 (I helped save b3ta! bachgammon has an unshakable alibi for, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:02, Reply)
This is a link post White Lion Cubs
Early morning fluff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogawayinamangeruitar has proper man flu., Thu 24 May 2007, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder they're nearly extinct
Pretty, yes, fluffeh, yes, bright white, yes.

The perfect recipe for being hunted by trophy collectors and for not being able to hunt for yourself.

"Right, lie in wait for the antelope to... aw, fuckit, he saw us aga-*BLAM*"

Awww, it am teh fluffeh tiem!
 (Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post western france is not their natural habit
*snipes ur ass n00b*
oops theyre white lionzes :/ my mistake
very cute they are like my cats only larger and younger :*
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:18, Reply)
This is a link post Hairy Bar Snacks
I once knew someone whos job it was to shave the hairs off pork scratchings in a pork scratching factory. Enjoy this site if you've always wanted to know about the little blighters. *off to be sick now*
 (Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Thu 24 May 2007, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This kind of thing is why I love the internet so much.
The sheer amount of effort required to make this page is what makes it so marvellous.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hairy ones.
Oh god... www.hairybarsnacks.com/pork_scratchings.php?section=scratchings&pagenum=3&index=0
 (Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
I looked through the whole gallery.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeeewww!
Eating those are like performing cunniligus on Jade Goody.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Forget eating that filth,
this bloke obviously doesn't care what goes near his mouth

 (mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post My father, who blogs in a worryingly off-the-wall fashion, often links to Robs "Sorry" anim with each time he apologises for something.
Which is quite frequent.
As he does it so often, his equally.. err.. "zany" blog friends have picked it up, and some have made thier own version of them saying sorry.

My dads blog, "The Agrophobic Journeyman" can be found here
(I helped save b3ta! Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 24 May 2007, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we please
Have the link to his blog?
 (Cyril has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Thu 24 May 2007, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, yes.
One moment please!

Edit: There we are, my good sir. I assure you, whatever he has is probably not genetic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 24 May 2007, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey
well, I didn't expect that
 (I helped save b3ta! rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 24 May 2007, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
Apparently they're all making one. I am currently being pestered by my father to ask if you mind?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 24 May 2007, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
I don't mind - slightly perplexed mind you - but you're all welcome to have your fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 24 May 2007, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hee, thanks!
They're a good bunch of wierd fogies. I must admit that Seans effort above is almost as sinister as your original and left me in a similar state.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 24 May 2007, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Does you dad know you've posted this?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post people who follow blogs are seriously lame
and by the way fuck you
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post OMG DUKE NUKEM FOREVER IS COMMING SOON!
I CAN'T WAIT!
(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 24 May 2007, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me...
Or does that just look like a shopped cheap action figure?
 (Mr Torture ) For The Emprah!, Thu 24 May 2007, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post you're not alone, even the tag mirrors

(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 24 May 2007, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post When it comes to this game, all you will do is wait.
DNF..otherwise known as did not finish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Thu 24 May 2007, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck?
thats the shiteyist trailer ever... it looks like something i would have made 5 years ago on windows media maker and been happy with...

minus the metal.
 (dasfunkman eats spastics, Thu 24 May 2007, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.
Which is a shame as the first couple of games were great fun, back in the day.

Don't knock WMM as it's all some of us have got.

Actually, do, it's pants.
 (sir_spicious2000 word made flesh. Assuming the word is 'sex-mong', Thu 24 May 2007, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a joke
if you read the comments on youtube, it's clearer
 (I helped save b3ta! rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 24 May 2007, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Youtube comments make things clearer?
"in 1847 a little boy named Johnny forced his sitter to suck his dick every day, but one day when he was sleeping, a big black ass rapist came from his closet and tossed his salad pretty hard, now that you read this message you must type this for 3 other videos or the same rapist they raped johnny will coem to your house tonight and make sure you post the message while sucking his cock"
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that message is pretty clear.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You would, Johnny

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that's no trailer!
if anything, it'd be a teaser

if it weren't a waste of internets before that
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk vimeo.com/candela, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's shit. That's fucking shit.
How can they flip a picture a couple of times and call it a trailer?

What a waste of 2 fucking minutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Thu 24 May 2007, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
It's funny because it's real.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather watch
this

and I don't even really want to watch it, at that
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk vimeo.com/candela, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats happend since duke nukem forever was announced!!
news.softpedia.com/news/What-Happened-Since-Duke-Nukem-Forever-Was-Announced-46340.shtml
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
it's getting a little out of date though!
 ("merry"byte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was the idea.

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post it will be shit
AND fucked up. but with no comedy or originality?

how could they top duke nuken ffs........ take quake for eg:

quake: ULTIMATE goodness
quake2:GOOD BUT I WOULDNT HAVE SEX WITH IT
quake3:WTF HAPPEND?
quake4:JUST SOME OTHER GAME WE MADE
:/

edit: doom would be a fine example to ... doom/doom2 GREAT. doom 3? awful :/ omg i got scared once, omg it happened again "you crazy id software" om-wtf im getting bored of thi-WTF?? enough with these "scares" i hate this game :'( (and its to dark), (to dark to see) (remind u of a song anyone?;)
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post .
.
 (I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSled I'll get you next time 7-zark-7, Thu 24 May 2007, 18:06, Reply)
This is a link post Kwurzel Massive Mashup Video NSFW
The Kersal Massive vs The Wurzels.

(NSFW dues to sweary words).
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!, Thu 24 May 2007, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post .
You are my new god. I've seen mashups of this until I vomit up mash..;.But this is pure gold.
 (Kung_Fu_Russ soundcloud.com/slapdash, Thu 24 May 2007, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I just choked on my toast
Pure fucking brilliance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Hurrah, die Butter ist alle!, Thu 24 May 2007, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
No matter how many times I see that crappy smug smile of his I always want to kick his teeth in
 (I helped save b3ta! Hotdog, Thu 24 May 2007, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post niiiiice...
love the chorus.

click.
 (dasfunkman eats spastics, Thu 24 May 2007, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 24 May 2007, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather good, that.
.
 (sir_spicious2000 word made flesh. Assuming the word is 'sex-mong', Thu 24 May 2007, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
That made my shite morning so much better!
 (SirCliveFC, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post you win at the internet!
bit bloody good
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post you suck
i hate your potatos
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post haah
made me lol, there's another video there with the real ginger joe which was pretty funny too
 (ewe, Thu 24 May 2007, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ace

("merry"byte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post it's actually enjoyable now
I don't know what to think.

*clicks anyway*
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 May 2007, 0:34, Reply)
This is a link post Count Mooswoo has lost his cat.
I don't know. Just check it out. It doesn't make sense to me either.
(Kung_Fu_Russ soundcloud.com/slapdash, Thu 24 May 2007, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking retarted.

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Thu 24 May 2007, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
Tart it again!
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk vimeo.com/candela, Thu 24 May 2007, 1:52, Reply)
This is a link post DJ Zebra - Non dancy remix/ bootleg podcasts
Last year somebody introduced me to this chap who has a 30min set as part of his show on one of Paris' biggest radio stations (Oui fm) every night, and I've listened to his podcast of the set pretty much every day since, along with seeing him live twice.


Its not your typical DJ Chav style mash up, lots of Franz Ferdinand, Beastie boys, U2, Candi Staton, bloc party, James Brown,some very old and some very new stuff.

Theres plenty of them to listen to and I know he's French but give it a chance. HawHeHawHeHaw.
 (fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 24 May 2007, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oui
That's not bad
 (thistle, Thu 24 May 2007, 8:14, Reply)
This is a link post I was bored.... I made this!
So i tried to be clever, with some spare footage from a music video i did. It's a bit dodgy.
(I helped save b3ta! SantaGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

("merry"byte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hah
lovely
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Wed 23 May 2007, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post absolute bollocks...
and i like you for it.
 (Kung_Fu_Russ soundcloud.com/slapdash, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post *Buys three*

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Went to Iceland. It rained., Thu 24 May 2007, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell
thats funny! i loves it
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post very good
she was better with the mask on methinks
 (site_history_log, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post what?
that was shit and pointless ;)
 (MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post Will someone help this poor gentle bird? I made this!
Place your bets on the bird getting through the door
(Bendigeidfran, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
SQUAWK!
 (Kung_Fu_Russ soundcloud.com/slapdash, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahhaa!!
awww look at the nice bird..


ARGH MY FACE
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Thu 24 May 2007, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Aghhhhhhhhh
Next time open the door for me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hotdog, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you say that to all the birds
"It's a bit too tight, keep pushing"
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 25 May 2007, 0:04, Reply)

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