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This is a link post Now the fine weather isn't here, it's time for a caravan holiday.
"He's not a person Tina, he's a Daily Mail reader"

SIGHTSEERS Jet-black comedy from Ben Wheatley -
writer-director of Kill List - about a dark and
bloody journey through the British Isles in a
caravan.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great film
will never look at potpourri the same way again

Ben was responsible for one of the most terrifying B2ta newsletter links ever. Now broken thankfully (although a small part of me want's to see it again)

Here is what the ginger one said at the time

" > Most obscene animation ever <
Ben Wheatley sent us this animation a couple
of weeks ago. We managed 15 seconds before
going, "I don't want to see dancing cocks
and meaty vulvas pulsating to a drum'n'bass
remix of Ohio Express's 1968 hit, 'Yummy,
Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy.'"
Then Ben turned up at B3ta HQ and
threatened to kill us and use our flayed
flesh to create a new animation. WARNING:
this is freaky, not safe for work and
frankly the work of a serial killer
playing with his food.
www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/prettycreatures.html"
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's here...
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/202184
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW page that because of the ads
as well as the NSFW video
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
those adds are almost as disturbing as the animation
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace film.
Met the main actor in a pub in Brixton once and he was a proper humble lovely fella (even though i didn't know his name) :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you like that
You'll love Prevenge with the same woman, Alice Lowe.
www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi4099454489?playlistId=tt5154288&ref_=tt_ov_vi
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post confirmed
both are excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I volunteer at Crich tramway
In the workshops. We think it's hilarious. Especially after one of our older volunteers wives, a woman in her 60's, emailed everyone when it was on TV, and urged us to watch it. She did not expect to see the film she saw.

Every so often, someone will ask why we aren't selling pot pourri or knitting patterns for knickers in the gift shop.
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll be me
Having based a whole road trip on the film. One of our best long-weekends ever (down near the bogs) "Thats not my vagina!"
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, it's no Kill List.
I don't rate A Field In England because it's just League Of Gentlemen Go Back In Time.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finally sat down and watched Sightseers last night, purely as a result of this thread.
I was strangely disengaged from the whole thing, which is the first time I've had that experience with a Ben Wheatley film. There were parts that grabbed my attention, but I can't see me rewatching it as I have with A Field In England for example.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kill list..I love that film too
It's very bleak it is film equivalent of being buggered relentlessly by an old man in a lunatic asylum ..but in a good way ;)
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Even nature hates cyclists

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he should stop dressing like a cunt
The bird is clearly miffed about the clothing
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
cap on backwards and much worse - peak down.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post he is lucky it only used its feet otherwise
he could have been in for a big bill.




i'll get my leg
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad they made sure to mention that
he was in the army. It's important to know that because a bird flies down on his head.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post more precisely
a trooper swooper
 (roysin, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Buzzard's gonna blind me

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post riding on my
troopah pah swoopah pah
 (roysin, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they are implying that these are insurgent birds

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is why when I go cycling I wear a hat that looks like a large cat.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post But is a hat good enough in 2017?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only one way to find out.
We need a volunteer who isn't afraid of having their eyes pecked out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like the way he says he's going to continue using that route
don't worry that it's causing obvious distress to the breeding bird!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post racist

(roysin, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what made Britain great is it?
Taking another route every time a bird wants to fuck in a tree? Hmmm?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post that cunt has his own name on his cycling helmet.
bird has clearly taken umbrage at this
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't imagine calling up a news outlet to report such a thing. What a narcissist.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a link post How to beatbox 101

(Sherbs, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Just a bloke watching the rugby with no trousers on


caution - filmed in glorious portrait
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post BORN FREE....

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Majesticals

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something Something
men with odd shaped balls
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something something great tackle

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 4:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Rise of the Dumbphone I made this!
A little thing wot I done for the Beano.
(oliputland, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice work!
Have a chips
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yay more more more..very good indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff.
Linking the Beano to phones makes me wonder whether Dennis the Menace has ever been updated to include things like happy slapping in his bullying repertoire.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that!
- especially the Day of the Tentacle reference.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is genuinely
excellent.

Great work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Airphibian
Stumbled across a link via CarTalk, initially thought there is no way that it was real. Evidently it was. I wish the guy was still around building them.
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's very clever

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Click

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kinda sad too
Love the colours
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post <3

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Have a bit of hydro physics
Refreshing
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting physics
Fucking awful presentation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is pretty cool.
I find the guy a bit annoying though.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Nostalgia overload
SNES mini is coming! :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks cool! I'm gonna get one. Even though I've got most of those games in some form or another
Haven't got Star Fox 2 though! That's a nice surprise.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had several of them

Super Mario, Metroid, Zelda, Street Fighter and Starfox (2). All fucking brilliant. Probably going to have to forego a gig for the privilege, but I think it might be necessary :o/
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you can even get hold of one. They didn't do a very good job of supplying the NES classic.
Then they just discontinued it.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wired contollers?
Fucking lame! Ain't this the new millennium or something?
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post My eyesight's too poor to get further away than the length of the cable anyway
Even with a 42" screen, as opposed to the little telly I had as a kid. I suppose I could be liable to knock my beer over more often though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just get a psp, hack it with a custom firmware and install an emulator.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can play SNES ROMs on pretty much any device available these days...
PC/laptop/tablet, mobile phone, other games consoles...

I picked up a Wii 6 months ago for less than 20 quid, hacked it, added a USB hard drive and can now play loads of retro games on it using a classic Wii controller or Gamecube controller.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only reason why I said pap was that it was portable.
It's mad what can be emulated.

Neo Geo for Metal slug is my favourite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Protip: Don't shoot a fridge full of explosives
They're liable to shoot back at you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is Bruce Sprigteen right?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was Roger Dawtree

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post USA! USA!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Being American, death by either
fridge or gun is quite traditional.
 (Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 26 Jun 2017, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good fridge with a gun could have prevented most of them :'(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post If that had been a Hotpoint
It would have fired first
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beku Minibar!

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same as north london then.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was Indy in there?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's how I want to go

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bosch!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only they all had fridges

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell!

Mental!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Is there a tower block behind that bloke?







Toosoon?
*edit, no sorry missed it :(
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's your mum and
'The Herald of Free Enterprise' got in common?

They both lie on their sides with their flaps open.

Is what we used to say at school
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 26 Jun 2017, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus that's a terrible joke
my mum died in the Zeebrugge disaster, she jumped from the 24th floor.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm very sorry for your loss
But, you should inform the Orkney islanders that it's not a whale.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post "You were only meant to blow the bloody salad drawer out"

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Struth
Reminds me of this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8-azG3Iokk
 (Sherbs, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I call redneck bullshit
Trajectory is too straight. No rotation of the door.
 (mersault, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep! Gake!
It bounced off of the ground but didn't have any forward spin like I would expect it to.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did wonder
but came to the conclusion that it was real. I don't think you'd be able to convincingly model the movement of that sapling it hits on the way through without a great deal of effort. The strike on the ground was a very low angle, and the door was heavily deformed by the initial blast, so I could understand why it wouldn't tumble as a result.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the whole thing was done without a great deal of effort

(mersault, Wed 28 Jun 2017, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Beetroot and Trousers I made this!
Beetroot and Trousers go to the beach and find... a magical unicorn!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 26 Jun 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sea Badger definitely the breakout character in this series.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 27 Jun 2017, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah he demonstrates amazing range

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post SBaC

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 27 Jun 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post true

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 27 Jun 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Unreal engine in your browser, neat
ScriptLog: Unrealty Error! Player died, and they aren't supposed to!
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Once you let it into your browser, how do you get it back out?
Some kind of alt-fact, reality trap I'm guessing?
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a link post The mere presence of your smartphone reduces brain power
“Your conscious mind isn’t thinking about your smartphone, but that process — the process of requiring yourself to not think about something — uses up some of your limited cognitive resources. It’s a brain drain.”
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Out on a limb here
but women seem to be better at this than men.


*creak*
 (roysin, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post The mere presence of women has a for worse effect on men than any phone could.
"Phwooar, tits, let me finish this beer and jump into this canal to impress them..."
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post too long at sea
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylmYPLDtIk8
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find women are indeed better at multitasking.
So long as one of the tasks is telling a man that women are better at multitasking.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or, doing something whilst complaining about doing something.
They are most excellent at that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I red this on my fone and 4gotten wat it sad..lolz
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 7:31, , Reply)
This is a link post A butterfly tongue

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 4:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Great news!
Someone has finally invented the sausage roll!
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 25 Jun 2017, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beef sausage though.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quick, someone tell Greggs!

(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You can tell Gregg but he is in jail for playing hide the sausage roll
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 27 Jun 2017, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post getting all proprietorial over a sausage roll
Pure brexit
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does that mean
that I've been eating snacks from the future?
 (Haz, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a link post I saw this and thought of you. NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's not bukkake, it's gokkun.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel a little ashamed I understood every word of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this in an early Sandman comic?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post While Sandman dealt with often near-the-knuckle topics such as male prostitution and heroin addiction
bukkake was not part of that *ahem* pantheon.

It was the early 90's IIRC, I don't think bukakke had been invented then.

Also, too soon?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3QXK2iUJn0
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a tragic
but made up, morality tale.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Too hard to swallow?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 4:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't concieve
the way this happened.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't want to be on the CSI DNA testing rota the day that one came in...I tell ya.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 26 Jun 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Gothic corn flakes

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would but them, because they said
"Please buy our cornflakes"
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be honest, it was the pitchfork.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Worth sticking with for that final line.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Odd to think Kelloggs became so popular off the back of a campaign to prevent masterbation...
...bleeding amateurs.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 29 Jun 2017, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Only that woman from the DUP can save us from Brexit now
God does not want us to leave the EU, and so He has forced the sword arm of His most loyal and loyalist handmaiden.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 25 Jun 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck was thst all about?
Stewart Lee on drugs?
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone's been at the Ewok Mayonnaise.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scanned through that.
At what point are the DUP anti brexit?
Thought they were well up for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
just until it comes to border controls... then it becomes a huge grey area
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.private-eye.co.uk/hp-sauce
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 26 Jun 2017, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, their campagn funds are secret.
The funds they used to run pro brexit advertising.

Still non the wiser as to how this backs up his point.

The DUP are pro brexit and now they've got the tories by the balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
Just got 1 billion out of them, piece of piss
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 26 Jun 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, and for that they will back the government on all brexit legislation.
Stewart Lee must be having a little cry now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait to see our new regulated internet......

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 26 Jun 2017, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fire up the VPN and no worries.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 26 Jun 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Ask a stupid question...

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post That site is completely borked for me.
The answers are accelerating towards the bottom of the screen continuously. I have to chase them with my mouse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 26 Jun 2017, 10:52, , Reply)

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