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This is a link post Flavor Flav Twitter Bot I made this!


Basically The Human Clock, but with pictures of Flavor.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a monumental waste of time.
pun intended
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Timeless music

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 Mar 2018, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one isn't...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbfgYFig2Fw
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh autotune I've missed you

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear, he lived that long? nature is cruel

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 1 Mar 2018, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know why I like this,
but I do.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know why I cry so
but I do
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 4:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Lack of pubes
Otherwise good
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
That was aard vark.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post What do you call an Aardvark
that has been beaten up?

A Vark.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Are they selling them by the pound now?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post <3

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post He must hate that loud radio in the background.
I hope she turned it down later when weighing the rest of the animals on the zoo's alphabetical list.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 7:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Calling all Rampant Rabbits out there...... :D
Also contains a slightly reworked version of a certain Chas'n'Dave classic :D
(mr_mekon, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Paragliding Maniac
Squeaky Bum Time!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's a non-shit youtube version of that posted here the other day
jussayin
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's not flying, he's falling, with style.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a link post No One Cares About Your Creative Hub, So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
New Half Man Half Biscuit album. Some typically excellent titles in there.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent news, ta for that.
Their best album title is still CSI:Ambleside It makes me chuckle everytime Bad losers (on Yahoo Chess comes) on shuffle.

Edit: 'Mod Diff V Diff Hard Severe' He's hanging around with climbers in their late 70s? (and I don't mean *the* late 70s)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks
Trouble over Bridgewater is a genius title.

Having said that I was singing Shite Day to myself on the way to work this morning. It seemed so appropriate...

"Pulling the ice axe from my leg I staggered on, spindrift stinging my remaining eye..."
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post best song
is A Country Practice. 'The last thing she saw was Sting - singing on top of the barbican' aaaargggh
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post People who say `ta`
are more likely to have people in their ancestry from Nordic countries, where they say `tak` as `thanks`. This chance increases if you say `ta` with a hard `a` as in `tak` rather than like `tar`.

I likes me some etymology.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes!

(horrid, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Containing Chernobyl
By building a fuck massive cover and moving it over it ...
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was an excellent documentary about this on BBC4 a while back
But unfortunately it's expired on iPlayer now.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08650s6
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:04, , Reply)
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It was bloody brilliant - Hence why I looked up this shorter version
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9pMaWubQPw
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or Adrian Edmonson's weirdest role - as a Chernobyl nuclear scientist?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=njTQaUCk4KY
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:57, , Reply)
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Oh, now that was good
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes it was! good work detective crunch.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Erection area"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post *drops trousers*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post « Safety officer gives the finger »

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a link post WWIII outbreak emergency music for low budget radio stations I made this!
3:44
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I rather enjoyed that.
I quite like the title as well. Reminds me of Transport Tycoon.

WWIII is gonna be ace.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Groovy
Reminds me of JP Morgan conference call awaiting host volume 3 - which was by far the best.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Toto's Africa, vocals one step off key and off beat
Stressful.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:46, , Reply)
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I propose a board upgrade:



I feel it is needed.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it refer to the posted content? Or to the user posting it?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 1 Mar 2018, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that is awful
But I like it
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a link post That's what happens I made this!
when hyperactive kids run into each other !
(JoyfulMischief, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post They rematerialise 2 meters away
about a second later?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Lack of pubes
Otherwise good
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 6:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Time
will do its job
 (JoyfulMischief, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Tina Goes Shopping
Brilliant piece of late '90s social realism TV. Very obviously the prototype for Shameless.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah Leeds
It hasn't changed much since then
 (I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a link post If you want free energy here's how
with a cool jarre soundtrack no less.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post He could forget all the work of arranging magnets
And just push the fucking things round -he always has to me his hand anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to an NREL conference in San Francisco where an ex director of Sun Microsystems invited us to see the amazing new technology he was investing in.
It was a plastic vitamin jar with alooooooominum tape stuck to the inside on a spool and a copper rail connected to the positive output of a ridiculous heath robinsion capacitor step up transformer. When he turned it on the air crackled, you could smell the ozone and the jar rotated slowly. He got the inventor on the blower who said because it had no return path for the voltage it must be pulling in zero point energy and setting up a rotating gravitational wave.

What he had actually invented was a DC motor. A really shit DC motor. We turned off the lights so he could see the voltage breakdown through the perspex frame it sat on. Couldn't convince him though. Free energy spazzes never listen to science.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahh
go on, say which ex director
 (horrid, Fri 2 Mar 2018, 2:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

Have a click!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:42, , Reply)
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Magnets! *clicks*
 (LeRvolt Last partook of gross negligence on, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
It's so simple. I'm amazed that nobody seems to have patented this design, instantly rendered all other energy production systems obsolete, revolutionised our understanding of science and become a trillionaire overnight. Maybe I'll pop down the hardware store and do it tomorrow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong soundtrack
Shouldn't that have been Magnetic Fields?
 (I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 3:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice soundtrack
and here's a lovely image from the comments:

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking hilarious
I wondered how they did it, I suspected a hidden electric motor in the big drum
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much Simpler
There's a fan off camera blowing on the drum to turn it. Though to be fair the fan is powered by the hidden generator in the wheel itself.
 (strongp, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something, something shitty fucking magnets.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post First of all, they're doing it wrong:


Also, this is how you do perpetual motion:


 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Martin (Monster of Brussels) Selmayr did done an big old oops.
Had a vanity photo done of him with a bunch of European commissioners mobile phone numbers behind him on the wall.

It's been removed from google image searches but he should probably take it off his personal flickr page too...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Armed Teacher arrested for shooting things in American school
NRA urge all schoolchildren to carry semi automatic weapons to neutralise this new threat
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Compulsory chainsaws for the under 3s!

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post As the owner of an under 3 I can confirm that they are deadly enough.
Teeth? Fucking sharp.
Head? Chin breaker.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got to keep the agenda moving

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see muslims in the US exercise their 2nd amendment rights en masse.
That'd be a nice little dichotomy for Trump.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post NYT
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/28/us/politics/trump-gun-control.html
 (I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 2:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how people will take being told they are too mad to have a gun

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't even apply. What, a year on and he STILL hasn't managed to send them all back?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 7:28, , Reply)
This is a link post "Renowned harpist jailed for abusing schoolboy"
Sneaky pun in the top photo caption...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Feb 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plucky journalism.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It struck a chord with me

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lyre!

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post anyone can tell you that
a man playing the harp is fucked up. simple as that
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post And he is from central casting
paedo beard - check
chromatic specs - check
Jeremy Lenin hat - check
I bet the fuckers got a puppy at his caravan and bag of humbugs in his pocket.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Fiddler is harpist
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Snow cdSc bonus
silky skills

twatter link
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Douze points!
Et le flambe salutations monsieur!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mercredi mon amy
et tambien, j'appetit, ousgues de fallacy mon derriere, chocolat Et repetez.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post lait, lait, limonade,
round ze corner chocolat roulade
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles to ya, Unc

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
most kind. i kiss you.

and hard
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles, guff-face

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ta very much
cunt-muscle
xx
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candle Day!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks Spazzer
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 3:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Candles! Love you hon! Xx
 (LeRvolt Last partook of gross negligence on, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Loved you first baby. x
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 3:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post sod the fucking candles
what moves he has!
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 1:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Poets' Tree
Radio show with the actor Kevin Eldon

As it's me candle day and I thought you deserved something different from my usual 'tro-lo-lo' pearoast.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Wreck-it Ralph 2 teaser

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks amusing but I suspect the product placement will piss me off.
Be interesting how they cover internet porn but a cop out if they ignore it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That kid looked like teeny Moana

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more 12yo's screaming racial epitaphs while 360 no-scoping.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racial... what now?
"Here lies a dumbass honky"?
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 17:10, , Reply)

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