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This is a link post Pete Tong makes Frankie Knuckles' 'Your Love' - even better.

Fuck me.

It's like a Bond theme.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 19 Apr 2018, 5:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay.
But saying its even better than the original - one of the most influential records in the history of House music - is a bit of a reach.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 6:33, , Reply)
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It's different.

And yes. I got over excited and said something silly.

I regret that now.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 19 Apr 2018, 7:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go to your room and think about what you've done.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not the worst thing in the world, but it has had the life sucked out of it
seems to be the theme for everything off that album.
djmag.com/news/massive-attack-call-out-pete-tong
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Tong issued a restraining order against Massive Attack’s former singer, Shara Nelson. Nelson had claimed she’d married Tong and had his child, whereas Tong strongly denied both claims."
Do you think when Pete Tong encounters adversity in his life, or he perhaps makes a mistake, he says "It's all gone me"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Apr 2018, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do manage to sound like a couple of helmets there
'You've not only hurt our feelings but the refugees are sad too'
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's always about the refugees with you Benny. How many have you put up in your house? How many?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bit like that fucking awful ska version of Everybody's Free on the Boots advert.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucking horrible.
Pete Tong and an orchestra turned classic tracks into bland shite for cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least it made go and listen to Go (Moby)
so not entirely bad
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 14:44, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 18:32, , Reply)
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Vern..?
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS
to the max.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Check out the comments to get the jizz on the subject

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they've gone.

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a link post The next time I'm at the checkout and I hear the beep
Or any other kind of beep

Or any sound of any kind....

(the 90s were weird, right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Dale was no stranger to an unexpected item in bagging area.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
It's funny because he was a homosexual.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not only, but also because he hosted a supermarket themed tv show. Really, it was a buy one get one free joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
There was a double meaning. I get it even more now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh lighten up. It's not like anyone died.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
It's funny because someone died.

The subject of this post is dead!

Do you see?

Textbook irony.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like ten thousand spoons...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go easy please.
Joking about it is the only way we can get through the intense lacerating bereavement.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 19 Apr 2018, 6:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Dale's rasta bun in this pic.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 18 Apr 2018, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post spooky how this was posted a couple days ago

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Farewell then...

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post the lead singer blinks a lot
they should have called themselves blink 182,000
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved her...
Sleeper and Echobelly. Girl Britpop rocked.
 (Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always had a soft spot for Louise Wener and Justine Frischmann

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
..also Shirley Manson
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 11:37, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post The skin hue is spot-on

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha'kin 'ell.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Apr 2018, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that last gag about Sian Lloyd was quality

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post She now looks like a Leslie Ash waxwork

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Dale Winton has died
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43818226

This is a beautiful tribute*


*It isn't
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post None of my senses can cope with this or respond in a manner that makes sense.

(GeeFunk, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post So who died ?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post And what happened to him?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a link post The orange one is brown bread now.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I came here to say this
RIP Dale
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pets Win Prizes will live forever.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bring on the pall!
(bearers)
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post *groan*

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a link post BBC sound effect archive
The Sound Effects are BBC copyright, but they may be used for personal, educational or research purposes, as detailed in the license.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do NOT press play on all of those sound files at the same time
Just don't
 (I helped save b3ta! Stereopoly playing monopoly in 3-D, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather eerie...

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice headline
Ooer missus
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *drops monocle*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 18 Apr 2018, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post the chairman asked the group to welcome the new members with a warm hand on their entrance

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
© Julian Clary 1987
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Isle of Man!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=12EeoRTWuXA
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a link post DIY flowing diamonds lamp
Because Big Clive is such a nice chap, and he's just lost his Mum. Careless, I know... but anyway - he deserves more views.

Even if you have no interest in electrickery at all, his dulcet tones are very soothing.

P.S. That rocket launch is finally happening, tonight, at 23:51
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post aww, I love his channel

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Apparently people on higher floors of an office building
are more willing to take financial risks
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminded me of this old study on ceiling height:
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/04/070424155539.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ever noticed how on a cheapo flight, they offer around scratchcards
right after all the food and shopping is done, when you're nearly home, but before any announcements about descending or anything that might make you think about seatbelts, landing gear, luggage, exits, etc.

If you plotted a chart of how optimistic people were over the course of a flight, when do you think it would peak?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The pilot has just told me that unless we shift 100 of these RIGHT NOW he's going to run us all into the ground"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good point.
I also noticed they never announce 'In the unlikely event of winning...'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds like the author has it backwards.
People willing to take risky decisions are more likely to be promoted and hence work on a higher floor.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post psychowank
"The important lesson is that when people become aware of the potential impact of elevation, it doesn't happen anymore," Esteky says. "The brain is very susceptive to subtle situational factors, but also really good at correcting for such effects, so awareness can help us be more rational in our decisions."

No, when you explain the point of the experiment to someone they try and fuck your results up, it's not a phenomenon of the brain. Better experiment would be to wake people up in a black room at different elevations and see if elevation is relevant at all. Like a scientist would.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
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I bet a million bitcoin the paper covers this aspect in detail

I guess you're right.

*sent from my Nokia 3310 in the basement*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post get in the lift you pussy :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Photos of KFC Fried Chicken as Fiery Explosions
Ronseal AF, but still rather good.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not fried...
It's grilled. That's why they dropped the name Kentucky Fried Chicken and just went with KFC, because it was no longer fried. Unless you believe the conspiracy theory that they bred chicken-like creatures that were just meat with no feet,beaks, eyes and other such inedible uselessness and they had to change the name because it was no longer chicken.

Getting coat (and tin foil hat!)
 (themarginwalker, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post How can you grill battered chicken?
www.snopes.com/fact-check/kfc-and-fried/
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn
I've been repeating that as fact for years!

Good job nobody listens to me. Maybe I'll start telling the Frankenstein chickens version. The truth is so pedestrian.
 (themarginwalker, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're not even in Kentucky either.
I saw one in Nottingham.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 19 Apr 2018, 7:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Need cheap accomodation somewhere vaguely near Syndey?
Well this place looks... harrowing.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post One review mentions "dirty condoms"
They're the worst kind
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. They should be freshly laundered ready for the next guest.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Geronimo!
rinse before repeat
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to have something to leave the grandkids

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post A novel approach to keeping in touch with relatives.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 Apr 2018, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post a "bop"?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently 'A wop bop a loo bop'
is offensive to incontinent Italians (who can't dance).
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had second thoughts about posting this boring, shite link. This comment has made it all worthwhile.
\o/
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now see how much you can spin out of the BBC's deeply meaningful
"Meghan Markle Hailed Great Champion and Ambassador for Women".
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Serious case of Sexually Transmitted Importance.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oxford term
for a term time themed college-wide party, usually in the college bar.

It's "the place to be" if you're the sort of person who likes being told where the place to be is.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post By people you're obligated to believe
are better than you in all ways.

Despite being cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure there's any such obligation, but many people seem to choose to believe it nonetheless.
I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS
I thought people here (here here, not here here IYKWIM) were supposed to be intelligent. So any 1920's themed party is bad because there was more racism back then... gah.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much any accusation of 'cultural appropriation' is inherently racist.
It's a pro-segregation standpoint. Why should anyone be denied the opportunity to partake in a different culture because of their ethnic origin? Getting a take-away is 'cultural appropriation'.
Are Oxford students not allowed to buy curry powder if they're white?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're all in trouble if the Chinese insist we all stop wearing trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well any good communist should consider the concept of intellectual property equivalent to theft.
So we'd be guilty if we didn't steal the idea.
You just can't win.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't just go around stealing people's trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Making your own copy of their trousers doesn't deprive them of their original trousers.
So in a sense, trousers inherently want to be shared.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a naturist, your assumption offends me.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop staring at it then.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post No idea what you're on about

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently (according to the first comment) that is Superman in the first image.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 18 Apr 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
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The writing in this article is shocking - You can have a click just for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:22, , Reply)
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To be fair, probably written by a Dutchman.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:27, , Reply)
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Seems reasonable.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he rescuing teh quo?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS how did they die then with Superman on the scene?
#lazyhero
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Detroit.
The film Detroit was relentlessly depressing. I didn't finish it. I think I was expecting something else.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Steve Dolunt's make-up artist is taking the piss

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think he applied it himself.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 18 Apr 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of this in NI
darwinawards.com/personal/personal2000-02.html
 (horrid, Wed 18 Apr 2018, 10:16, , Reply)

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