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This is a link post Africa Tot(o)al Metal
One of the guys playing on this, Rabea, has a very cool bit on the Andertons guitar shop channel where they try and nail the tones of various iconic bands - generally on a laughable budget. If you're into guitars at all, they're a great watch.
Frankly, I think they blew this by not being nearly metal enough - we need the graghh graghh graghh vocals
Bonus misheard lyrics version (fun starts at .44)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiktgUs9xWE
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really good cover. Like
Also bonus hot rock chick
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I like the rock chick also =)
 (Sherbs, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's good in this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=XGHRiTJReAk
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Apr 2018, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have spent way too long watching Andertons/Frog Leap Studios stuff.
The Chappers and the Captain stuff is getting a bit too chatty/top gear/self congratulatory for me now.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Apr 2018, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post a bit shouty

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 4:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Bloke goes nuts with a chainsaw and a knife
Bicicletas 'volando', policías despistados...


 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 22 Apr 2018, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ETH ETH ETH ETH, ETH ETH ETH ETH, Chris Waddle
Also proving why chainsaws make lousy weapons...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I heard
'E scraperedo' and 'Il momento o clarity' in there!
 (TSL, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering how different that would have been
In the USA. Two seconds down the line he would have been tasered or shot. Then I realised that this would have removed all the policemen's enjoyment of the violent, unnecessary baton thrashing that followed.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great cordon guys.

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 22 Apr 2018, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kick him in the testigos

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 7:11, , Reply)
This is a link post You've got to be f**king sh**ting me!

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus. That's almost as bad as commuting on Southern rail.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post something something
Darwin
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 22 Apr 2018, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Charles Robert Darwin.
FTFY.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post MENTALS!!!!

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sun 22 Apr 2018, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a vertigo sufferer
This is terrifying. Did something similar on a coach in Spain - no water but no railings of any kind so it balances out. You think you are going to die but when it is over it is such a rush
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 22 Apr 2018, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can type 'fucking' and 'shitting' on the internet now.
Give it six months and it may not be so easy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Apr 2018, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it is okay to use the terms
due to our freedom of speech rights then surely it's okay for Buffet not to use them for the same reason?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go back to America, you American.
We don't have freedom of speech in the UK.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Apr 2018, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off Jeffrey
Oh, it appears we do
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are wrong
We don't and never have. I don't know why you think we do. Maybe you have watched too many American films or something. I don't know what else it might be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Apr 2018, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have some issue with America, don't you?
You also seem to have a humour malfunction because my last post was a joke - that joke will be ruined if I explain it so have another read. Also, however bitter you may be, this country has freedom of speech - maybe not the Utopian one you seem to be advocating but freedom of speech nonetheless. Get off your arse and visit a country that doesn't and you will soon understand how wrong you are.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not bitter.
I just know that we don't have free speech in the UK. It's really not a controversial thing to say. It's a fact. Your joke doesn't work because as far as I know it's currently legal to tell me to fuck off, unless you were telling me to fuck off because I am a member of a protected group, you weren't were you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Apr 2018, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post As I said before
And which you have done your best to ignore. Visit a country with multiple human rights issues on the Amnesty list (the UK isn't there, by the way) and see what lack of freedom of speech actually means. The joke works fine because in one of those countries you would not even be allowed to visit the website where the insult was made let alone see it or react to it. Head out your arse, Jeffrey
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't try to change the subject.
Your claim was that the UK has freedom of speech. Now you are trying to change your arguement to other countries have it worse than the UK. I'm not ignoring that, I'm just not arguing against it because I agree with you. It's not relevant to the UK having freedom of speech, which of course we don't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 23 Apr 2018, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not changing the subject
Freedom of speech is not that easy to measure. You can only look at the UK in relation to other countries and what freedoms they have or don't have. In the UK you have the right to free speech - it shows everywhere from the media to the right of protest. It is also obvious that your objection stems from a specific issue with how the UK deals with something. So tell me, Jeffrey, where does the UK not allow free speech?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post No specific issue
but just go to your news site of choice and search for 'hate crime' for numerous examples. The Nazi dog and the recent rap lyric cases are the obvious ones. BTW, you should be careful, under current UK law if anyone reported it your last post would very likely be recorded as a 'non-crime hate incident' by your local police force. With regards to the press and protests, super injunctions and dispersal orders mean these are also not complete freedoms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 23 Apr 2018, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post But now you aren't making the distinction
Between freedom of speech and breaking the law (hate crime does break the law). However, without a specific example of where the freedom of speech right has not been exercised (without breaking the law) then you are deliberately making this discussion impossible.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course it breaks the law
That's the bit that means we don't have freedom of speech. We don't have freedom of speech because you can be punished for things that you say.

It's that simple. The UK doesn't have freedom of speech.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 23 Apr 2018, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, you're an idiot
It's the definition of freedom of speech that matters not your interpretation of it
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hate crime!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 23 Apr 2018, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amusing
Not sure I would want it on a phone case that I was going to use in polite company though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 23 Apr 2018, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post i thnk ill just stick to my knitting

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remind me not to cycle down that road!
Jesus Christ!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Is it Africa by Toto day?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 22 Apr 2018, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post no

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's never "Africa by Toto" day
Not in civilised countries, anyway.

"Toto" is igbo slang for "cunt", by the way.
 (m.auron, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 22 Apr 2018, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lots to enjoy
From not knowing the tune to sipping Coke during the intro to the way they just chuck it in at the finale
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how on their Youtube page they make a point of saying they're drug and alcohol free.
However, they don't mention whether or not they live near any chemical waste.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the page also, "please keep that in mind they will be different than the original"
No shit
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Did someone say Toto's Africa?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a link post infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history...
Toto - Africa played on traditional Japanese instruments
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty enough
I'm just back from Japan where I bumped into several street performances of locals doing western stuff, from brass bands to solo buskers on koto or that two stringed violin-ish thing so I'm a but burnt out.

However! I've seen more references to Toto's Africa in the last six months than the previous forty years. What's going on?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cultural appropriation is so hot right now!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Cryptogramist? No, cryptogamist.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a link post furious cat
Is furious
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post some good commentd too
'i would wear mittens made of its fury'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I wanted a Maine Coon. Not any more, Selkirk Rex it is.
OMFG look at the bastards www.google.co.uk/search?q=selkirk+rex&client=ms-android-samsung&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjA0oC76M3aAhUCIlAKHVtMBrEQ_AUIESgB&biw=360&bih=560

He has the instantgramme: www.instagram.com/pompous.albert/?hl=en
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you still allowed to say "coon"?

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 22 Apr 2018, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not if this prick and his ilk had their way:
www.b3ta.com/links/1476620
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is an
angry looking animal. But I reckon it's all in the look, I bet really he's a pussycat
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post When cats are washed at the wrong temperature.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Apr 2018, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must be a family feud after all: the Skripals v the Pixels

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awaits Disney Trailer
The Skripals were in for the time of their life when the Pixels came to town
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post So his secret identity is that of a B3ta icon?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beware the furtive bear!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit low poly
Is it for a game ?
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post As with many pixelated pics, if you squint, it becomes clearer as your brain fills in the missing bits. That, my friends
is Dean Gaffney

AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post This guy gets Japanese porn...
Also, fucking hell it is Dean Gaffney.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a link post well, this is something cheerful

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice suit
bit bold for downtown
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dancing away from the World Trade Center.
Is he the one who planted the bombs?
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The woman who just keeps on walking
followed by a tremendous moment with the hedge.
Delightful.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
Loved the ending.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 5:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Either The Groove Tube or Kentucky Fried Movie, both are worth checking out.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 22 Apr 2018, 6:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also
Amazon Women On The Moon.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 22 Apr 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What a lovely way to begin Sunday.
 (Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Apr 2018, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post From that preview,
I thought that maybe he danced until the cop beat the shit out of him. I was disappointed.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Verne Troyer Dies at 49
RIP Verne.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/austin-powers-actor-verne-troyer-dies-at-49-1104777
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Put the fucking camera down and help the poor fucker move the box!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I loved him in Jackass

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please, that's a dead child you taking about.
Show some respect.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Apr 2018, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
jack + the
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Noooooooooo!Not Mini Me?!!
Poor little bugger.

I salute you!
 (chuffster, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those films are so hit and miss, and definitely more miss than hit.
But I remember the first time I watched this bit, I laughed so much I thought I was going to vomit on myself.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post poor chap, he had a massive battle with the drink as well
nasty stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure family and friends will want to remember him as a "Poor Little Bugger"

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to think they would all prefer "Silly Little Sod".

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He might have been taller than them.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Truly, he was a giant amongst minute midgets.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post A gem amongst midgets.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2018, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Poor little bugger'
'Poor little bugger' is the line used in Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me when he's dispatched into space.I was using that term fondly.
 (chuffster, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're too erudite for me. Your esoteric and highbrow references soar over my pretty little head.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He wiv da cherubs now.
 (loci, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Avicii died. This is "I Could Be The One" with Nicky Romero
Avicii - Swedish EDM musician, DJ, remixer, producer.

Other famous tracks include "Wake Me Up", "You Make Me", "X You", "Hey Brother", "Addicted to You", "The Days", "The Nights", "Levels", "Waiting for Love", "Without You" and "Lonely Together".

In 2016, he had acute pancreatitis caused by excessive alcohol use. Died on 20 April 2018 in Oman, age 28, cause unknown.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was worth 85 million apparently
Sad way to go, dieing in oman,
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He died in the capital, Muscat
It's a stunning city in a beautiful country
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post TBH, it's not usually my kind of music,
but it has its place, and I quite like the videos. He was a real pioneer, and dying at 28 is shit. I don't want to assume, but probability suggests a high chance of drink/drugs.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 19:27, , Reply)
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Oh noes! Where will we get our anonymous cookie-cutter dance music now?

Oh, wait..

Hardly Bowie or Prince, is it?
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite,
...but that video has 1/4 billion views, and "Wake Me Up" has 1.4 billion.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
People voted for the Nazis and like Coldplay. You can't trust people, Jeremy.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post had no awareness of this man before he died so looked up a few tracks of his on youtube
Hadnt heard any of it. Felt about 200 years old
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only taking offence and posting you're evil' comments
made people famous or rich, eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post if only you'd thought about whether that made any sense before you hit post

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up Benny, you don't ever make any sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many thanks
For giving the opportunity to repeat and expand my insult.
He was popular rich and famous: you're the exact opposite.
But you are good at:
Taking offense for no reason - because you're a whiney cunt
Accusing other people of thought crime - because that's your major contribution to life.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post And what are you good at?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking up toads like you.
I get a highly negative mention in Piers Morgan's diaries too, which I wear as a badge of honour.
I was quite a good soldier. A national award winning journalist who got a ftse-100 company convicted of fraud.
And I will die in a ditch for my DIY - despite what the wife says.
How about you, mate?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has yours been a happy life Ann?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Questions?
But not answers?
Problems at home?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny's mummy and daddy kept telling him that he was special and that his opinions mattered, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my
That is what is commonly known as "a pasting"
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post His appetite for punishment
is positively gluttonous
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh lads

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You still haven't answered
What are the Benny achievements? Are you happy?
Why are you such a sanctimonious little fucker?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't stop now I'm nearly there.......

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 22 Apr 2018, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Benny finished already - he's looking for someone to tag in

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Voting to torpedo the entire country forever, of course. Apparently.

EDIT: 'Polling', not voting. There is a small but crucial difference. More Leavers should acquaint themselves with this..
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw fuckit I'll give a pity bite....
Yes it was technically a non legally binding poll not a vote.
The votes all happened in parliament and all said we're fucking leaving.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post This month marks ten years since the peak of the Rickrolling phenomenon.
"Want to feel old? The 'want to feel old?' factoid meme dates back to around 2011, closer to the Bush/Kerry election than to today."

--Shamelessly copied from XKCD 3 days ago.

But if you've not been to Ibiza since before 2012, or involved in that 'scene', then it's understandable you'd not know of him. I don't think he was ever controversial, but much better known by social media than TV. He did the first crowdsourced hit ("X You") in 2013.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
To be clear on my interpretation, this man was not a musician, he was a DJ. He created nothing (or very little, compared to an actual - y'know - artist), but sold a bunch. Fair enough.

To say he was worth eleventy squillion just puts it in the ball park of, oh, the CEO of Goldman Sachs died. It's never 'good', don't get me wrong, but in terms of human endeavour, it's not as if we've lost a shining light in the dark or whatever. I might sample something (crucially, that someone else did), put 'doof doof doof' on top, maybe I'll make a million, who knows? The point is, he was a salesperson, not an artist. I don't feel good about his passing, but nor do I feel particularly moved either way.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Wank Me Up", "You Wank Me", "Wank You", "Hey Wanker", "Addicted to Wanks", "The Wanks", "The Wankers", "Wanks", "Wanking for Love", "Wanking You" and "Wanking Together" more like

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post A sad loss it is for anyone at that age but he was hardly cutting edge or an innovator
Just cheesy diluted plink pop added with euphoric sound which has been doing the rounds since the late 90's. Guess he tapped into a market of it's time with the abundance of festivals and a new generation of social media peeps who being there and seen and smashing it is more important than the content. Tunes to be played over endless YouTube Videos of someone doing the washing up to the max.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sychophant,
You're just being nice about him 'coz he kicked the bucket.

Like that Spitting Image skit
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of him
I gather he was quite well known

*shakes open The Times and sips whisky*
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sleeping rough?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably will be waking up rough

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just steer clear
if she sticks her arms out.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, now this is stuck in my head
youtu.be/0p8oeiVDcx4
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a link post I've been making music again. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I like it when you make music
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Aww thanks :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice sounds
I enjoyed listening to that with my morning grapefruit =]
 (Sherbs, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a link post The Dead South - In Hell I'll Be In Good Company
Yeehaw!
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent. Superb video too. 9/10.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Groovy

(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like.
And I can do the dance!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Dire NSFW

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He really is a hapless nobhead!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help but quite like him.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking mug.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too

(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 21 Apr 2018, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's harmless
And, yes, quite self-aware.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harold Pinter apparently held him in high regard too.
Odd.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think hes alright really.
e's a bellend but he knows hes a bellend and not too serious
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if proper cockneys from east London think he's a joke like the rest of us. Or is he quite normal to them?

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post We think he's a lamp

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Proper gaf.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Geezer
 (Sherbs, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a link post German
In a German whip
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 21 Apr 2018, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck
...is this shit doing on b3ta?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Apr 2018, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
tis the end of days
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a link post What an awesome dictator photo
If i ever go to a rocket launch I'm bringing the props to get this pose.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 21 Apr 2018, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post he doesnt go anywhere without his happy little desk lamp

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 11:27, , Reply)

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