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This is a link post Really?
Posting rap lyrics now a prosecutable hate crime.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 4:50, , Reply)
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Surely prosecuting a teenager for writing a heartfelt tribute to a dead friend is the only hate crime here? Just wait until your Jesus gets home!
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 5:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post saying nigger is ok as long as you're quoting rap
or quoting someone quoting rap like this comment.... Shit. I'm fucked
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 5:12, , Reply)
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Bring back Latin to schools! (Not Latino's mind.)
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 6:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's only ok if you spell it "nigga"

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post This seems like a job for the Injustice League

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 7:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that.
The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post alright "matt bianco"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post A skiddleebebop, we rock.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post How predictable. The age of exclusive ownership of particular bits of language is upon us; a black person never would have even been charged.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I miss "nig-nog"
Which, as we all know, is what black people drink at Christmas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll upset Benny. He lost the plot when I repeated the word 'coon' that had been mentioned in a posted link.
My favourite racial slur is Sambo. I like it because it's only one letter off from the dance and music style, and let's face it, they have got rhythm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why is causing offense even a crime?
Verbal offence is taken not given. I could try my hardest to offend the the chillest dude on earth and he would just shrug and remain cool, but some cunts have hair triggers and apparently we have to pander these weak ass dweebs.

What the fuck is the point in employing PC Dominique Walker to keep people safe if she gets hurt by the English language.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Basically
some cunts have hair
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a link post BBC Sound effects galore!

(Yamyam, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Echo echo echo.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post BBC sound effects links galore!
www.b3ta.com/links/BBC_sound_effect_archive
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Echo echo echo

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spang! Zunk! Bang!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 7:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice! Although I've already got a lot of this on vinyl.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a link post New PimTech
FIRST etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post What impresses me most is the way he walks around bare foot in an Australian forest

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did make a pair of shoes once. I posted the vid here. It was not his most interesting work.
This was a good one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He seems to have given up on the smelting.
Seems happy enough stuck in the Stone Age.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. I suppose the first early uses of metal were exclusively for killing prey or enemies, neither of which he has any call for.
I don't really see where his smelting could have gone, given the quantity and quality he was able to make. It was an interesting dead end though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 1:03, , Reply)
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Smelting may be fine for the lads and terribly clever, but stone was all my dad ever needed to feed a family of more fingers than i have.
 (champagnerocker, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post grokk from the next cave
doesn't have to drag women back to the cave by their hair any more- he gives them one of the shiny new-fangled arrowheads he makes to wear round their neck.
I see your wife's got one on now.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post What impresses me is that he's not a scarred bleeding mess from the mozzys...
Check 'em out at ~18s against the dark background of his shorts...

I'm assuming that's why he had that fire going fairly quick in the hut.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post From his description below the vid:
"With a fire going in the central pit, mosquitoes are kept at bay."
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is he filming this on?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Subtle Character Reveal

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many times did that window go down?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0:22
Your bloody 80's video effects are giving me a headache.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is awesome i hope the whole episode was like this

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Sandman Academy I made this!
This is a student project by a group of university level folks - so I can't really say anything bad about this one.

I mean, I may have called them a few things in the video.... but they need to learn, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 22:40, , Reply)
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Women don't make games =]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaeqbguox98
 (Sherbs, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant as ever mr bomb!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm trying to place the accent, and failing.
Closer to the Wear than the Tyne, am I right?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good work!
Originally Durham, with Mackem family. But I've been away for so so long, so I've lost a lot of accent.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sun 22 Apr 2018, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Norge Black Metal #En NSFW
Rather surprisingly there are two documentaries about Norwegian Black Metal. Both are fascinating even if you don't listen to black metal as there's not much music in either, there are some great stories though, but only by watching both can you come anywhere near the truth.
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This is a link post Norge Black Metal #To NSFW
Rather surprisingly there are two documentaries about Norwegian Black Metal. Both are fascinating even if you don't listen to black metal as there's not much music in either, there are some great stories though, but only by watching both can you come anywhere near the truth.
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This is a link post Escobar's Hitman NSFW

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This is a link post Ugly Old Pussies

Ugly medieval cats of classical painting (21 pics)
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd still look after them.
Especially if they walked on hind legs, holding rats like a gun.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2018, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone ever been to KattenKabinet in Amsterdam?
It's a great cat gallery/museum. They've even got a doodle of a cat by Picasso. Makes a nice break from all the spliffs and prozzies.
www.kattenkabinet.nl/en
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I have been there
I stumbled across it completely by accident - I'd heard that there were some "interesting" museums in Amsterdam so I was initially a little disappointed to find it was all about cats, but it was actually rather enjoyable.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me and the missus went to the torture museum
Found it by accident while looking for the dildo museum
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 21 Apr 2018, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Its worth a visit just to see one of those canal-palaces from the inside.
 (bovine intervention, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Nancy Reagan Just Say Yes to Drugs

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Big lol.
"Say yes to drugs, to the point of making others uncomfortable."
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Negativland?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfrrgqy_Eo
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post One would think. But it doesn't appear so.
I don't see any credit for this in any references I've seen.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehe

(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 20 Apr 2018, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post She looks like a corpse
She was maybe 70 and died at 94. So add another 24 fucking years for avoiding drugs. It's a toss up.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 20 Apr 2018, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post She looks like a copse?

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post She looks like a cop?

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 20 Apr 2018, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Study Finds Flat Earthers Excel at Critical Thinking
No, I haven't stuck pencils up my nose and started saying wibble. Bear with it, it's not quite what it seems...

P.S. Sorry the embedded doesn't work, I'm asking them to change it.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post No arguement there
their answers are actually logic-twisting fallacies which anyone with any actual *knowledge* could disprove. But it's always more interesting to defend an indefensible position. You learn more*. Also, it's how I earn my living.
You need to read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cheese_and_the_Worms
*Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone around here.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reading that reminds me of 'Practical Thinking'
The Edward de Bono book. The Black Cylinder experiment was fascinating.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2018, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post De bono is as big a dick as bono
Amusing stories but you can’t apply his stuff. I’d recommend a year with swollen appendices by Brian Eno which is a fantastic primer on how to continue to be creative
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I meant as an example of people constructing reasons in the absence of facts.
As to the creativity element, I can't remember much anymore, long time since I read it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Apr 2018, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a link post The Betz Mystery Sphere
Quite an interesting read about a curious object.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was an interesting read thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's clearly one of these....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKWKfVcd04
 (FieldingMellish, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
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In his influential 1969, book “Chariots of the Gods?” author Erich von Däniken introduced the world at large to Robert Charroux’s theory that it might have been extraterrestrial atomic weapons that were responsible for the total destruction of the biblical cities of Sodom and Gomorrah as well as other ancient disasters.
 (Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Sat 21 Apr 2018, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a link post One for the funny name corner :)

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 17:13, , Reply)
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Phil McHuntup


soz
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Brown food

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a link post meerkat insurance NSFW I made this!
because it was the patients day off
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(sithemong, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a link post France to ban meat terms for vegitarian foods
cant use steak,sausage meatball etc if theres no meat in it
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS poor butthurt meat eaters
(probably all the meat they eat giving them colon cancer)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good call.
Vegetarian food is fine, but should never be mislabelled. I was once offered "a sausage" at a BBQ which turned out to not to be a sausage at all.

The vegans responsible looked all smugly at me and said something like "see? you can barely tell the difference!". I spat the offending mouthful at their sandals, and they're lucky that's all I did.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post what else would you have liked to have done?

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have liked to have
violently assaulted them with a jumbo saveloy.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably serves you right for going to a barbecue run by arseholes and not even looking at what you were eating

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's true, there was a dangerously high concentration of them.
If a bomb had gone off in that garden they'd have had to stop publishing the Guardian.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hypocritical bastards.
I bet if you did the same and gave them a "vegetarian sausage" loaded with delicious pork and said "see? you can barely tell the difference!" they'd get all uppity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the idea behind
www.impossiblefoods.com but the potential for vegan smugness is terrifying.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd certainly give that a go,
But if it's shit, then I'm going to Bodeans.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't a sausage just something stuffed in a casing?

(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it is a meat-based product stuffed in a casing.
Apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glamorgan Sausage?
though apparently they originally had some meat in them
 (horrid, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am the ann coulter fan club
and i approve this statement
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post A 'Meatball' without meat is understandably misleading.
But the word 'sausage' doesn't exactly guarantee a high meat (or even animal bits) content in the first place. It's like saying you can't have a vegetarian 'sandwich'.

But in French, obviously.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ceci n'est pas une baguette

(horrid, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The word "sausage"...
Actually, it does. I believe that there's a regulation that specifies a minimum meat content in things sold as sausages - which is why the really cheap ones are sold as "bangers" or something like that: they're mainly rusk and eyelid.

If it's a European regulation, then it would apply to France, and even if it isn't, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a similar regulation there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vegetarians who use meat substitutes
really don't like food, do they?

www.peta.org/living/food/meat-replacements/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post or life

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was this or have the motorways blocked by abbatoir trucks
and minor riots.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post great fun dreaming up new names for this stuff though I'd imagine
Presumably stuff like facon will be ok
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post unveal
misteak

fauxsage
 (horrid, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post deceitballs
shamburgers
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post 54u5463 r0ll5

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post #Meat00

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Somebody at the local library taking the piss out of young dyslexics
barthstadz

(How do I get it to show the bloody photo, rather than just a link!!?)
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like this

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing - thank you
This is real by the way. Guildford library.
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 14:15, , Reply)
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the site quoted doesn't even work..
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you read it correctly?

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post What you think he is dyslexic or something?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just put the html
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Future of Finland

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hes had one too many of those liquorice pipes and gone doo lally

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
This reply sums it up- WTF = Welcome To Finland
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post In all seriousness, if I had to share a flat with him
I estimate surviving 6 days before the inevitable lethal dose of barbiturates.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 20 Apr 2018, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Already here, why not...

(pahakyy, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Tsutsumu
Eco-friendly
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This is a link post Schizo

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