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Freddie Woo says: Looking back on it, the moment when we left the road because I was trying to get the demister to work, regaining control just in time to miss a tree probably wasn't my finest bit of driving, nor my cleanest pair of pants. Tell us about your lucky escapes

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44)

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you really are a frightful penis aren't you?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Jul 2013, 16:45, 1 reply)

It's never been called that before, no.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 7 Jul 2013, 21:39, closed)

Wait, just a sec.
Is Shambo really complaining about how much you post?

I actually took the trouble to work this one out a while back. If I'm not mistaken, Shambo posts approximately 10 x as many messages as either of us do, and has been doing so for a decade.

A decade!
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:12, closed)

See my post below.

But I'm sure he'll see it differently.
If I'm not mistaken, Shambo posts approximately 10 x as many messages as ~~either~~ any of us do, and has been doing so for a decade.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:28, closed)

what the fuck is your major malfunction?
surely being this paranoid and bitter isn't good for your mental health?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:04, closed)

I'm detecting
upset here.

She's upset, isn't she misery?

You've gone and upset her, you awful bastard.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:14, closed)

sorry, i read that as 'like me please! go on! i'll be on your team!'
shush now, and try going outside for a bit.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:09, closed)

UPSET
ON THE INTERNET.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:07, closed)

haha, yeah.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:30, closed)

You can understand why they're all upset.
Their entire online existence is defined by me. And I never respond to anything they ever whimper. That's got to sting a bit.

18 hours in one day.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:48, closed)

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(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:49, closed)

So.
I got the age right then.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:50, closed)

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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:54, closed)

I like it when you quote "Full Metal Jacket" lines at me.
Makes me feel like I belong here.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:48, closed)

You should do one for Monty as well.
He'd be a yappy little dog, standing behind Shambolics legs.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:12, closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 10:58, closed)

I like that.
Oh, how I like that.

That is bloody marvelous.
(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 11:12, closed)

how can you even see it with your head that far up dullard mcshitpost's arse?

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 13:07, closed)

UPSET!

(username failed moderation, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:08, closed)

clearly. i'm beating my tiny, furious internet fists against my ipad in a fit of impotent rage.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:29, closed)

The only way anybody could possibly interpret words on a message board as anger
is if they regularly get angry on a message board.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 15:45, closed)

Ipad huh?
Get you.
(username failed moderation, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 12:29, closed)

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