Dumped
Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
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Have A Pea..
At the ripe old age of forty-(cough) Now fifty-(cough) I'm in the middle of my first divorce and have to start all over again after seeing everything I owned given to a fat slapper who's never worked a full day in her life.
Then again, I've the rest of my life ahead of me without been dragged down by a fat snobby cow who shags anything that moves (and anything too drunk to move)
As I'm now living on my own I had to fill a council tax rebate form in (you get a %25 reduction for living on your own). In the section where you had to put:
Reason for living by yourself... I put:
Wife couldn't keep her knickers up.
I've heard that this form is now pinned on the notice board at the local council offices - sadly with the names of the guilty party tipexed out. - Sweet.
As I'm writing this I suppose I may as well confess the reason why we split. I found out she was shagging a copper. Not someone from homicide, not someone from fraud, not someone from serious crime division - not even a humble copper on the beat. It was a traffic cop....
The shame................
Cheers
( , Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:01, 12 replies)
At the ripe old age of forty-(cough) Now fifty-(cough) I'm in the middle of my first divorce and have to start all over again after seeing everything I owned given to a fat slapper who's never worked a full day in her life.
Then again, I've the rest of my life ahead of me without been dragged down by a fat snobby cow who shags anything that moves (and anything too drunk to move)
As I'm now living on my own I had to fill a council tax rebate form in (you get a %25 reduction for living on your own). In the section where you had to put:
Reason for living by yourself... I put:
Wife couldn't keep her knickers up.
I've heard that this form is now pinned on the notice board at the local council offices - sadly with the names of the guilty party tipexed out. - Sweet.
As I'm writing this I suppose I may as well confess the reason why we split. I found out she was shagging a copper. Not someone from homicide, not someone from fraud, not someone from serious crime division - not even a humble copper on the beat. It was a traffic cop....
The shame................
Cheers
( , Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:01, 12 replies)
now you can recognise them you'll know how to avoid them in the future
( , Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:09, closed)
( , Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:09, closed)
I understand that the best way to score yourself sluts in Australia is OK Cupid, if that helps.
( , Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:13, closed)
( , Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:13, closed)
No
But I do have a spa. An original jacuzzi. A few weeks ago I spent 3 fucking hours trying to figure out how the bastard worked. Couldn't find any way to get water into the bloody thing.
Eventually, I used the 'net to find a fucking manual. Turned out you have to fill the fucker up with a hose....
Cheers
( , Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:31, closed)
But I do have a spa. An original jacuzzi. A few weeks ago I spent 3 fucking hours trying to figure out how the bastard worked. Couldn't find any way to get water into the bloody thing.
Eventually, I used the 'net to find a fucking manual. Turned out you have to fill the fucker up with a hose....
Cheers
( , Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:31, closed)
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