Not to be confused with any similar product seen on the shelves of your local Booze-Bin
Creamy Whisky goodness
TMoC’s Whisky Cream



I usually make a batch of this stuff around Christmas time, It's sweet, creamy and lully / sickly / sticky and rank depending on your viewpoint. sticking a fancy label on a small bottle of it, makes a pretty nice little hand-made gift, when you get an impromptu invite to someone's gaff over the Xmas break.


Get a 2-pint Jug and add…

794g (2 Tins) Sweet Condensed Milk (such as Carnation)

800g (2 Tins) Evaporated Milk

568ml or 20fl oz (2 tubs) Long life double cream (such as Elmlea)

6 – 8 Teaspoons of Camp Coffee essence (the stuff in bottles, can be a git to find) (or 1 table spoon instant coffee granules mix with a tiny drop of water) (check to taste as you add.

350ml of any decent Whisky

Stir all well, and decant into clean bottles. It should last a few days at room temp, or a couple of weeks if you keep it in a fridge.

Enjoy, :)
TMoC
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 13:11, 10 replies)

That sounds rank.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 13:24, closed)

Carnation milk and 'decent' whiskey.
What a prick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 14:18, closed)

Elmlea isn't cream
It's made from buttermilk, vegetable fat, some emulsifiers and a bit of colour.

I'm not sure that makes a nice gift for anybody.
( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 15:05, closed)

I'd recommend a peaty Talisker for this concoction.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 17:55, closed)

That's a waste of Talisker.
I'd recommend Bell's insect repellent. Even Teachers or Famous Grouse would be too good for this.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 19:06, closed)

It'd be perfect
All of the sweet notes would be drowned out by the sugar and all that would be left is the peat smoke. It'd be like drinking an ashtray.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 30 Jun 2013, 8:40, closed)

Two words
Hankey Bannister. - www.hankeybannister.com/global/home/
Saves having to pour it down the drain.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 30 Jun 2013, 9:28, closed)

Nothing wrong with HB.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 30 Jun 2013, 10:53, closed)

Ledaig would be the perfect whisky for this marvellous recipe.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Jun 2013, 10:33, closed)

* boke*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Jun 2013, 18:50, closed)