Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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A Friend's story, from long ago.He was a rampant sex maniac who once had 3 girlfriends simultaneously. She was 1 of the 3, his longest, and knew of the other two, yet she still somehow put up with him even though she knew of his sexual exploits. Anyway, one time (and this is using his words), he was doing her from behind, when she turns around and said, "It always hurts me when we do it this way.". His response should go down in history: "Oh - no-one else ever complained." and promptly spunked as she was overcome with tears at his unfaithfullness.
it still took over a year for them to break up.
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mikeyyy, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 16:55,
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