A guy
It was the 1997 I had been out on a night out with some friends and had pulled the short straw, I was the designated driver. Leaving a club at 3am we walked to the car when a couple of drunk guys approached weilding bottles. They started going on about stealing someones girlfriend or something and broke the bottle over my mates head. Now I am not a fighter I avoid fights and this incident was my first and last fight. Atthe time I was 11 stone and 6' tall I was a big lanky streak of pish to be honest but I hit the bloke. I punched him on the face and he went down like a sack of tatties. He hit his head and the noise didn't sound good.

He died 2 days later in Hospital.

At the trial even though their was CCTV and plenty of witnesses I was sure I would goto jail. But I didn't I didn't I was not guilty even though I killed him.

Not a week goes by without me thinking about.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:13, 23 replies)

Erm ...
lol?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:19, closed)

^This^

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:38, closed)

erm Click?
Hard to call this a winner - but it works for me. Not sure how many other people are going to be inclined to click though.
(justin(e), Sat 24 Dec 2011, 14:07, closed)

This is the internet.
You should at least have claimed that you roundhoused him in the face, then decapitated him with your samurai sword.
For good measure, you then threaten the same treatment upon anyone who dares question your story.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:22, closed)

IMO
He deserved it. Well done.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:39, closed)

Blimey.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:39, closed)

I trust you were
driving a Honda.
(username failed moderation, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 12:58, closed)

Whoops!

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:11, closed)

What had you done to his mate's girlfriend?

(TheColonel, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:59, closed)

You can't have manslaughter without laughter
But seriously, not guilty because they charged you with moider, and you would maybe have been found guilty of manslaughter, had you been charged?

Or were you found not guilty of manslaughter?

And apologies for the subject line, but this is b3ta after all.
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:20, closed)

I was wondering about the permutations.
Lucky with the jury? People've been sent down for as much before...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:31, closed)

Fucking hell

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 15:34, closed)

Not sure about this
Were you not then found guilty of a lesser charge of manslaughter?
Instant jail.
And this happens a lot, the one punch and subsequent head injury death. must have done about ten of them in Edinburgh high court in the last ten years.
(fujiflid, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:49, closed)

Im not sure.
Also, it wasn't me wot done it.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 19:00, closed)

So you say.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:06, closed)

no doubt a dreadful experience for all involved.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:46, closed)

Especially those of us who had to read that literary abortion.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:16, closed)

Not THE 1997? Crikey.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:17, closed)

This is a Fail.
But not for the reason you'd like to think.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:26, closed)

it's a fine line

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:59, closed)

Might as well close this QotW now.
Nobody's going to top this.
(apologies_for_length, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 9:24, closed)

Hang on a minute
This is another one of yout Brookside references, isn't it?
( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:39, closed)

Needs more supermodels.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:14, closed)