Its my 40th birthday on Sunday
I am therefore going to have to MTFU to prevent myself descending into a pit of despair as i pass out of my youth and become officially middle aged. I suspect that copious amounts of alcohol will assist me in cushioning the blow.
Shortly before i don my slippers and flat cap and start smoking a pipe.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:49, 44 replies)

When your belly flops out over your pants,
and you see a recent image of yourself and realise that all the hair you've previously been combing doesn't exist any longer and is grey anyway, every time you bend over you groan and everyone else sees your 'crack'.

You're in our world now. Can I sell you a subscription to the Daily Mail? It's going towards a right wing political party.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:33, closed)

alright, baldy fatboy loser

(alright alright, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:36, closed)

Speak for yourself, you fucking catastrophe.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:40, closed)

Still got all my own hair
Which is remarkable since both my father and his father started going bald at 18 so i fully expected to lose it.
Its not grey either but i do groan when i bend over and stand up. Plus i've lost 7 stone in the last couple of years so the belly doesn't flop as much as it used too.
I tend to get most of my news from B3ta so i will pass on the Daily Fail thanks.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:41, closed)

I turn 40 in 7 weeks.
I am slim, and with a luxuriant full head of hair.

Looks like it's just you, you tubby, whinging baldy sack of shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:06, closed)

(username failed moderation, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:13, closed)

Speak for yourself.
I'm 40 next year, still have all my hair, and, er ... do exercise to avoid being a fat pig.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:29, closed)

i am truley sorry for your lots

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:30, closed)

allrite 2cc

(alright alright, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:30, closed)

alright alright

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:38, closed)

..
You're in our world now. Can I sell you a subscription to the Daily Mail? It's going towards a right wing political party.

"That's Amore"
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 9:08, closed)

40? No different to 30.

Neither bothered me - in fact I did more "young" stuff in my 30s than I ever did in my teens/twenties.

But I'm 50 in a week or so...

I'm expecting my SAGA holidays brochure (AKA "Club 50 - Dead") and surgical appliances catalog to land on the doormat any day now...

*sob*
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:38, closed)

I have done more going out in the last three years than i did in the last twenty
I am hoping that this trend continues. Happy birthday for in a week or so.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:42, closed)

poundland have started selling pipes
they also do a range of old-manly slippers
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:50, closed)

I can go one better than that Smash
My girlfriends 89 year old gran has knitted me some large wooly slippers and a load of bed socks.....
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:46, closed)

year old gran has knitted me some large wooly slippers and a load of bed socks.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:08, closed)

No Monty
My girlfriend isn't your mum
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:40, closed)

mums
he has 2
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:15, closed)

hahaha!
i don't knit bed socks, they always turn out looking like pencil cases
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:09, closed)

So stop scribbling 'I heart Bros' on the side.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:22, closed)

she only likes Bros because she can't spell limahl

(alright alright, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:04, closed)

limahl had great hair
and bros were duck-faced peroxide cunts. however, i did think luke goss wasn't too bad in blade 2 and hellboy 2.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:42, closed)

That's great to know, thanks!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:53, closed)

My bed doesn't even wear socks :(

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:56, closed)

Great post!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:02, closed)

i bet it hasn't got a headboard, has it?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 13:43, closed)

These look like pencil cases too
They keep my feet toasty warm though
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:40, closed)

i'd rather have cold feet
i hate all kinds of sock.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:53, closed)

trouble is i can't sleep if my feet are cold
and my GF insists on keeping the windows in the bedroom open in all weathers.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:15, closed)

to be fair, she does have to share a room with you, you rank old sack of shit

(alright alright, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:18, closed)

I'm not complaining
My guts were seriously decomposing last night.
Still at least i have someone to share a bed with that isn't my own right hand.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:32, closed)

Happy birthday for Sunday
I hope you treat yourself to a nice birthday pie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:11, closed)

A pork pie birthday cake sounds damn good to me.
As of today the diet is suspended so i might have to indulge myself
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 11:46, closed)

Surely for an EVENT BIRTHDAY you can eat and drink all you like.
I'm going to go APESHIT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 12:36, closed)

im 36
but i keep forgetting im 36. is this cause or effect?

i have hair on the side of my head and i am not fat.
(magictorch, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:09, closed)

you're also allowed to cry if you want to
cry if you want to
cry if you want to
(alright alright, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:47, closed)

you would cry too
If it happened to you
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:41, closed)

i'm away on my travels so i daresay
epic beer will be indulged. I might well go a bit apeshit at some point too
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:42, closed)