Bored with that thread.
Tell us about something you got wrong when you were younger that makes you cringe to this day.

As a youngster I thought God's name was Peter and announced this loudly at some family do. My reasoning behind this was that at church the priest would say 'Thanks, Peter God' at the end of the service.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:23, 197 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I can hear the sounds of regular good old fashioned hankypanky going on upstairs.
I'm giggling and tempted to shout up to them "Come on you're nearly there!"

What can you hear that you'd really rather not?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 8:20, 142 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I imagine off topic
To be in a basement...and the homeowner keeps on promising to renovate or at least put a rug down...sadly it hasn't happened.
/discuss
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Thu 31 May 2012, 23:45, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening shut-in thread!
what are you doing this weekend? Will you be celebrating 60 years of some bint in a fancy hat doing admin and holidays? Or wanking yourself dry in a darkened room?

alt: what things should everyone have done by the age of 36? I have 3 3/4 hrs to do these things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 May 2012, 20:13, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is Quentin the best thing that's happened to OT in a long while?
Alt: Sockpuppets - amusing fire starters or tedious little cunts?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:22, 106 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the best website on the internet.
Alt: Answer the question you fucks
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:36, 130 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, that's 3 threads which it seems no-one has any interest in posting in
So, let's make it 4.

What personality trait is the most likely to make you think the person displaying it is a cunt? For me, it's probably pomposity.

Alt: In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street
and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house,
and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs
and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar
and in the dark dark cellar there was me and 3 others, taking it in turns to go wrist deep in your Mum.

Bet you like that, don't you? You sicken me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 13:08, 309 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well I've just got up.
So, late breakfast, or brunch or what?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18270234
Is he right? Have you ever driven pissed? I have a few times. I'm not proud. It's not big and clever really.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 31 May 2012, 12:52, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

New thread.
Hey look another u turn. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18278253

Who gives a fuck eh? I think if I was in government I could have argued the case for that change. Stupid people are stupid.

Alt news link: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-18276195 what are they moaning about, everyone loves kitkats.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Where did everyone go?
Off to the gym to lose some of that excess weight? Well bad news fatties - we'll all still call you names if you do manage to lose it:
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2151932/Why-escape-stigma-fat-Friends-family-remember-people-overweight--youve-slimmed-down.html

Alt: Why is no one posting? Work? Ennui? Too busy with my mum?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 12:50, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning all
You can vote for the new Question of the Week HERE
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:07, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey, you know how I'm old and boring and never do stuff?
Well, today, completely on the spur of the moment, we've decided to go to the pictures. I know, right? Rock and roll.

What was the last spontaneous thing you did? Did you regret it afterwards? Was it worth it?

Alt: no alt question. Just an order. Do something spontaneous today. Then tell the internet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 May 2012, 10:32, 218 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well I don't know about you folks,
but I've had drinks with the girls, and that's fine, I'm cool. In fact I'm so chilled out that I'm actually enjoying study now that I'm actually doing it.

What are your plans for the day?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 31 May 2012, 6:20, 182 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Aight?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:43, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Moving on
This is very very interesting.
www.damninteresting.com/this-place-is-not-a-place-of-honor/

What message do you want to send to the distant future? 10,000 years from now what do you want to tell them?

Alt; fuck off home then, everyone does at this time.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:56, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm going home in ten minutes, so make your replies prompt and entertaining please.
So, who is best? Quentin or Nakers?
Can one of you nerds stick one of those poll things at the top of this?

Alt: Actually, while you're at it, one of you could pop into my office for a couple of hours and show me some more tricks like quick reply?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:54, 136 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's ok everyone I'm here.
It's hot eh? Hot hot hot, but there's hail forecast in the south east today. Global warming??1?!?

Scary toy of the day www.amazon.co.uk/Olympic-Mascots-Wenlock-Policeman-Figurine/dp/B005HP1UHK/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t some of the comments are slightly ammusing but not veet hair removal style lols.

What's for lunch? I had spiced lamb meatballs in pitta with onions salad and peppers. Nomz
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:14, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Celebrating the jubilee then?
Royalist? Just a few days off work?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 11:22, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bore da frindiau. Pwy y ti?
Alt: why does everyone on the leveson inquiry talk... So... Fucking... Slowly...? It... Really... Irritates...me.

Alt alt: I'm gardening today, any tips on what I'm meant to do?

change of plans: off to fly kites in Bristol instead.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:56, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning you fat fucks
www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9297496/Calling-someone-fatty-could-become-a-hate-crime.html

oh dear...

Alt: pizza bash, who was pissed, did barry cry and leave to buy some clothes, has Monty's hideous facial growth cleared up?

altalt: motivate me to work.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 8:57, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just seen a top tip from America's Home Kitchen
about how to stop eggs rolling off your work surface involving a rubber band.

FFS, they're egg-shaped. They've been designed by evolution not to roll off flat surfaces. When an egg rolls, it rolls in a circle back where it came from. Problems with eggs rolling off your worktops? MOVE THEM BACK FROM THE EDGE.

Morons.

Question: what's the most useless tip you've ever received? Tip: I'm off to bed now, but will critique your answers in about 6 hours when I'm supposed to get up. Oh god.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 1:26, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Blimey - has there been a major cull of b3ta dullards?
Have I somehow escaped to propagate my turgid brand of dullness alone?

Oh well - I'll go somewhere else to be largely disregarded.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 May 2012, 20:58, 84 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hi guys! No pricks please.
So, no replies in this one then.

I'm struggling to think of a question. Give me a mo.

OK how about this: what is the shittest CD/record/cassingle/'download' in what you laughingly call your 'collection'?

Alt: is there something you really want but can't get? I initially meant in terms of music but hey gang, let's throw it WIDE OPEN to means just about any old thing.

Alt alt alt: Women, eh!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 16:03, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No 100 replies for Kroney,
he doesn't deserve it, he's fucking shit.

So the government are trying to get 18-24 year olds to start their own buisnesses with a whole £2500 grants. What kind of buisness could you start with that little money?

Also should the government be activley encourage people to be starting buisnesses, most fail within a year, so aren't they just encouraging bankruptcy?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:54, 214 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WELL THIS IS FUN
What are you cunts up to this week?

It's my birthday on Thursday. I'm having foods bought for me. Ha! Gutted. I win. I am also out drinking on Friday. Tonight, eh, not sure. Might watch some telly or something.

Alt: Talk amongst yourselves, what am I, your mother?
( Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:30, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have just been reminded
of just how much I detest those epically twee shitcunts 'Simon and Garfunkel'. 'The Boxer'? The fucking bender, more like.

What do you hate?

Alt: clap if you love Dynamo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 10:52, 224 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning benders
Do you have a catchphrase? What is it? Or do you know anyone who has one?

OR as inspired by bartleby - give us the catchphrase and we have to guess the b3tan

Alt: I am v smug after a long run (these things are all relative) last night. What was the last exercise you did, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 May 2012, 8:05, 228 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright? What's right up your ally?
Today I turned out to be a coding rockstar, they're even paying me to make an iPad app on the basis of what I managed to learn over the weekend, I'm quite looking forward to it, confidant I can do it too. Plus I worked out how to develop in a framework CMS I've not heard of before in a langage I've not used before, all inside a week.

Don't mean to incest on myself, but I totally rock.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 May 2012, 20:50, 48 replies, latest was 12 years ago)