I Hate John Bishop
I'm not sure why, but I do I really do.

Also not fond of Helen Arney, but none of you thikos have heard of her.

Who winds you up for no good reason?

Alt: Honey roasted Cashews are the nommiest, discuss


AltAlt: if we think Anotherwanker is a sock (and I hope he is because I don't want to believe real people are that shit) who do we think he is? BM?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:49, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The Fuzz
After the very odd deaths of those two copper birds, possibly by hand grenade, tell me your Pow-lees stories

Alt:
Lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:51, 118 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I dreamt that I was one of them Political reporters
and I over heard Mervin King shout at Boris Johnson.
And that I wrote the story and it was big news and that.

When I checked the news this morning I was half expecting that to have happened. But it didn't.

So one of my SGL tables isn't updating, anyone got any ideas?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:15, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good Day/Bad Day
Yesterday was my son's 3rd birthday. I had a fucking brilliant time with him all day. Never seen him so happy for so long. This has cheered me right the fuck up and I'm still grinning about it

Tell me of your great days


Alt:
Or your worst days
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:19, 144 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

bored of that now
could you all post photos of your external genitalia please, it's for proper medical research and that, I'm a doctor probably
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Thu 20 Sep 2012, 8:38, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What?
I slept v badly and am likely to be irascible today as a result.

Grrrrr.

Here, by popular demand, is my "pearoast" of yesterday's aborted GOOD THING / BAD THING thread. Fill yer fuckin' boots.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 8:16, 68 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so's your face

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 18:30, 159 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is well bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 17:17, 90 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread is mean.
How are you all today?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 16:03, 236 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DICK

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:36, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am rewriting my CV, it is a crushingly boring task
What's lies have you told on your cv or in an interview? Did you get found out?
What was your first job?

Alt: who is your 'hero'?

Altalt: why do we hate new people so much when this place dies a little with everyone that leaves?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:50, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i think monty should repost that thread he deleted


alt. positive thread only please
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 13:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey Dudes,
Are you in to Horror films? We have a weekly movie night at my place, and it's my turn to pick, I've gone for The Andromeda Strain for the Sci-fi fans, and The Rock, for a bit of action, but I reckon a good Horror movie to round off the night is the way to go. Any suggestions?

Alt: If you don't like horror films, what is your favourite film?

AltALt: go on then, tell me why films are shit and i should read books instead
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 11:52, 193 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

mmps/any decent human being out tehre
could someone confirm whether my posts on talk are visible? when i log out tehy disappear like i never posted them, but when i log in they're their, am i the only one who can see them?

am i banned from /talk? i haven't ignored anyone on this account
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 10:38, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's going nowhere.
It's international talk like a pirate day today. Is this a good thing, or a load of tedious wank?

Alt: why are pirates of old romanticised, and the new lot from Somalia are scary as fuck? They're both essentially the same thing.

Altalt: has the nonce gone?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 9:23, 133 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's a beautiful day OT get up and get outside
Are you an actual shut in or do you do outdoor stuff? Walking, cycling, climbing even a picnic for the fat fucks.

I recorded that Viking program last night to watch today, it had better be good Boyce.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 8:18, 182 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Now answer me this.
Royal parasite is stupid/clever enough to get her jugs out. Opportunist gets pictures of jugs.

UK taxpayer funds legal appeal to prevent publication of jug pictures. Royal parasite gets compensation.

We're paying for the fucking stupid bint to sit about with her tits out and she gets paid for it too!

Where's my republican gun - my trigger finger is itchy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:42, 77 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Soz I'm not replying to things in order
I had to use the public convenience at Hampstead Heath today and they're the most spotless public loo that you don't pay for that I've ever used EXCEPT for the literature written on the doors, someone could make an art project on the benefits of sentences constructing of just 4 letter words and telephone numbers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:34, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i'd 'fiona bone' nicola hughes
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19635239
know what i mean?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 16:55, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, got anything you want to share with the group?
Anything at all, just go for it.

alt: I have been writing a specialist round about cats, cats are shit, except the aristocats, and Stray Cats, and Cat Stevens. What's your favourite cat?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 15:45, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Whats?
What's your favourite non alcoholic drink? I am currently guzzling tomato juice faster than Dot Cotton, and I crave a glass bottle of coke. What fills your boots?
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 13:56, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just for Batte
OK, I think I'm about square with anyone I offended, but it anyone else needs to take a pop, let me know.

Oh, a question you say?

When last time you were an unconscionable cock?

Alt: what gossip did I miss?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 12:49, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I’ve been watching Alastair Sooke’s simply excellent series on Roman art,
and it’s forced me to entirely re-evaluate my view of the Romans. It’s flipped my fucking lid, man. That series and Neil Oliver’s exemplary Vikings programme are really rocking my televisual world at the moment. You can shove your ‘cult US drama Box sets’ up your Dexter and shit out a Breaking Bad. Go on, fuck off.

Also, it turns out that being a nonce is actually fine, and objecting to child sex abuse is ‘petty’.

When was the last time you were forced to re-examine a deeply entrenched viewpoint of yours?

Alt: GCSEs - good idea to get rid of them? I say yes, they were shit and increasingly irrelevant. Plus I have full confidence that my clever child will do fine at exams etc. Bring back a two tier education system as it keeps the divvies in their place.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:33, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning, you bunch of inbred felching-addicted deep-throating used tampon munchers
According to this morning’s news, middle age now ‘begins at 55’. What elderly traits are you already displaying?

Alt: CQ made a very brief appearance here last night, before re-flouncing in record time. Why is he such a twat?

AltAlt: Has your dad’s syphilis cleared up yet?


BTW: Winchester bash details added to calendar: b3ta.com/calendar/event/24538
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 8:07, 180 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hang on, people are using /OT in the evenings?
Back in the day this place was all nine to five. What happened to you?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 20:37, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening thread
Just for Jeff.

Feel free to join in if you're not Jeff though. You don't have to be a massive bender to play.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:37, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hello OT. I was introduced to a couple of Wes Anderson films last night and loved them.
If interested they were The Life Aquatic and Royal Tenenbaums. Can anyone suggest any similar films they think I might like?

alt: What's your biggest regret?
Alt alt: Throw some poop.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:46, 122 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How was your lunch?
I've been reading about Ahmedinejad, he's a crazy cat, seems to think other countries are destroying rain clouds and causing the Iranian drought as some sort of attack.
Who is your favourite crackpot?

Alt: I went to a chicken beauty contest on Saturday, it was a bit weird.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:33, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)