i am a hoarder but more out of laziness than anything else
the flat looks immaculate, but god help you if you open a cupboard door. then i have mad clearing phases and chuck everything out.

i used to buy a lot of books on ebay, not done so for years. worst drunken purchase EVER: a flashing neon blue light that said "massages" (i thought it would be funny to put it over my flatmate's bed, ignoring the facts that (i) i couldn't put that kind of thing up if my life depended on it; (ii) it came from singapore and thus had the wrong kind of plug; (iii) it simply wasn't funny).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh I entirely disagree
watching you try and put it up would've been hilarious. Even funnier than watching Naked Ape demolish his house whilst trying to put up a blind.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I don't even know what a lintel is. (I think it's just a support)
In the same way a painter and decorator doesn't know what an interlocking clause is.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)

If he decided to do a DIY on whatever an interlocking clause is used for
I'd expect him to do his research and I'd laugh at him if he didn't and subsequently fucked it up.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Yeah, I think you're probably right.
I don't do DIY because I am a cack handed twat. And everything takes so long.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I find the best way to do DIY is to pay someone else to do it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

They're the horizontal top stones at Stonehenge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I see.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Glad to help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I drunkenly bought a door for a bookshelf I didn't own online from Ikea a couple of months back.
Waste of forty quid that was. I've also bought silk boxer shorts off eBay whilst pissed, it turns out they were silk boxING shorts, to be worn whilst fighting in a ring. Were about a 38" waist as well if I remember right. I shouldn't be allowed internet access after having alcohol.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:13, Reply)

you should not be allowed internet access or alcohol. period.

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.
/click for boxING shorts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Should've bought a gumshield and had a go

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:17, Reply)

barry, i think she's calling you fat and asking if you want a fight

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

If he was fat and old he'd look like Gerbanguly Berdimuhamedov

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Is that the weird cartoon they used to have on C4 when it first started?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

No, was that the thing that looked like a turnip?
Ornebad Strönengen or summat
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Murun Buchstangar.
Close.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Murun Butchstansagur

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

That's awesome.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)