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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Favorite comedians?
Who are your favorite comedians gigging at he moment? Mine are Doug Stanhope, Micky Flannagan and Don Biswas.

Alt: Longest time you been awake for?
(Stibbins, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:30, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I don't have any favourite comedians

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
or colour, or anything like that

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Yeah thanks for leaving me just hanging here Stibbins

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Miles Jupp, Reg D Hunter, that weird little fucker called Andrew with a squeaky voice.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I didn't know Battered's real name was Andrew.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Stop bullying him!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Until I achieve full shit-smearing meltdown I consider myself a failure.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Is that the only thing missing from your life?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is funnier if you could see me, because I was waving a screwed up fiver at the screen.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
That would indeed have been funnier.
4% funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
David Cameron

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Politic-lol

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
and i was awake for 50 hours or more once

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I don't know who's gigging at the moment.
I like Reg D Hunter currently though.
Alt: Thursday morning to Tuesday afternoon. Would genuinely rather die than do it again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Saw Reg D hunter onceat a comedy club in Ealing, he's proper funny.
(Stibbins, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Alt: four days and nights. I don't recommend it, it's fucking expensive and you go half mad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
See above.
Never, ever again. I was hallucinating like a loon by the end. Crouching down on a smoking balcony to avoid the dragons flying overhead.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
My mate Paul McCaffrey is apparently on BBC3 at 9pm on Saturday
as a guest on that cunt Russell Howard's show. He's a fantastic chap. Vote for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Russell Howard's a fantastic chap?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Hahaha fuck that shit, he's a bonk-eyed flid.
I'm talking about Caffers.

I apologise for my shit English RIGHT HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Thank you, Monty 'little mouse with clogs on' Boyce.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
i know the mccaffreys, i was really upset to hear about Ben :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Someone put toilet roll in the sink and turned the taps on, in the toilet upstairs
I'm now trying to find the culprit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
It was Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)
He didn't reckon on my super powerful statistical analysis.
No one can escape the excel worksheet!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
If I was Battered I would be quaking in my size 4 Start-Rites now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)

and nipping off to change his pampers.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
That's more Gonz's department, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
he's deleted his account again

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
*worriedly checks news for Little Chef marketing suicide reports*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
:'((((

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
No he hasn't you little scamp.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
LOL
NOT REALLY YET HE AINT
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
He must have been scared at the kicking
Gonz was going to give him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Have you got much data modelling experience?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Yeah, mainly in forecasting.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
It's raining.
That's stand up - RIGHT HERE.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
*pisses pants*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
*makes note*
I'm getting increasingly involved with modelling actuarial data, which is all a bit new to me.

Consider this a warning that I might one day ask you about SAS modelling techniques.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Just camo up and hold a gun.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
*Goes off to buy Michael Ryan for Dummies*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
*shoots up the shops and gets a pint of milk*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I'm sure the complete joke was something along the lines of
What was the last thing Michael Ryan said to his mum?
I'm just shooting up the shops to get a pint of milk....

'Over my dead body' she replied.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
You are correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
It's the only form of modelling outside of Airfix he's likely to have done.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I was a child model once,
for sausages, true story.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Choirboy, were you?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
The vicar wore his arse like a pinky ring.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Altar boy, yep.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Well that joke turned tragic
I'm very sorry for your bad experiences.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I knew I'd seen your legs somewhere before.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
jo koy and nick swarsdon are pretty funny

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Free the Stibbins one.
Alt: 3 months.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Afternoon Stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Good day, sir.
I am just off to dinner.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Anywhere nice?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Home House.
Never been before. I hope so.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Have fun.
Any particular occasion, or are you just going because it involves food?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Client dinner.
I could do without it tbh. I've got things I need to do tonight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
MY MUM!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
There are simpler ways of calling Stunned
a pussy, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Not before dinner, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
It's a free feed.
Which is no bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Alt: Chinny reck-on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Alt: you started it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I think you'll find that as you denied it, you must clearly have supplied it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Mickey Flanagan
has been peddling the same act for about 6-7 years now. I saw him in a tiny club in leicester square and it was the identical "out out" act that he did on his christmas DVD.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
The 'Peter Kay Method', as it were

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Same with House Ass.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I have him filed under
'seems like the kind of chap who'd be hilarious 'dahn the pab' but lacks the material and wit for a long career'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)
Ross Noble for me
Alt: The longest I remember was 30 hours, that was this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I thought this chap would be your favourite
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OISGykO6Z7U
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Without clicking, at a guess I'll say it's either Rhod Gilbert, or Jackie Stewart?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
:-(
It was Rhod Gilbert.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Hahahahahahaa

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
There are 2 other comedians you could have assigned to me for the memes, really
Eddie Izzard for the crossdressing, and Alan Carr for the fact I'm clearly a gigantic queer(!)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)
I find Rhod Gilbert quite funny.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Jimmy Carr, Russell Brand, Stewart Lee, David Baddiel and Peter Kay
They are all fucking excellent and very very funny. Oh and Andy Parsons from Mock the week is not shit in any way whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Russell Brand?
Really?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Fucking hilarious
I literally have to stick plasters to my sides when watching due to the splitting caused by my laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
*buys Arthur*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
THIS IS SARCASM EVERYONE, DON'T WORRY, I GOT IT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
*cancels Arthur purchase*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Stewart Lee is fantastic, I bought the Fist of Fun box set as a treat for myself.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I KNOW!
He just cracks me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Have you the seen the gig where he talks about going to school with Richard Hammond? it had me going for my inhaler I laughing so much.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
I saw the one where he mocks the Scottish
Soooooo clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
for your viewing pleasure when you can
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0i0RXMvzMs
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)
GOD YEAH!!!
He's up there with JASPER CARROTT!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I listened to the Jim Jones Revue earlier, when you're right you're right man and that was good. I also listened to Alabama Shakes, they were crap.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
JJR are simply tip-top live.
If you're keen, check out his first band Thee Hypnotics. They were excellent too. Esp 'Live'r Than God' mini LP.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
*Reads insurance claim form, gets 30 year career*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
WOW YOU LOVE JASPER TOO!
BFF!!!!!!!111111one!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Jasper Carrott is Tangledupinblue Poster’s dad. TRUFAXXXXXX

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)
tangledupinblue is Lucy Davies?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)
i didn't like him in The Office

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)
I didn't like anyone in The Office.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)
I didn't like The Office.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)
You preferred 'Gavin and Stacey'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:27, Reply)
*does dickhead gesture*
I remember that being hilarious when I was 10
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Stewart Lee is great, loads of comedians are copying him now.
(Stibbins, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Stewart Lee is nothing but a poor man’s Carrott.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)

isn't that a wotsit?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)
V good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I've seen Jack Whitehall in Fulham twice.
As in once at a game and in the bookies last week. Both times I told him to stop doing comedy, he hasn't. I feel like I've let everyone down.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
You are right to feel that way.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)

if you see Russell Kane, can you kill him?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)
He is the worst 'comedian' on the 'circuit' today. I fucking hate that cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)

same man,utter wank.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Peter Cook was better than any of the shit suggested so far

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I love you
You are so very right.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Awwww my heart's aflutter!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Quite correct
And if you get hold of some of the bootlegged shows Lenny Bruce was 166% better than the whole lot put together.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
He went shit after he married Dawn French, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Lenny Bruce getting married to Dawn French is a wonderful image to conjure with

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Bob Monkhouse
Was my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)

how old are you Jeff?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Bit personal, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Is it? sorry.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)

sorry man.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
I think it’s going to take a bit more than simply saying sorry, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Kiss my cherries gramps.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Why do you ask?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)

I dunno I always pegged you as mid 30's but never sure.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
He's 19.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)

yeah in 1n 1986
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I'm 37

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I'm 54

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I'm 17

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I'm 8

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Don't believe the badges on the cards you get

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
I'm not a number

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)

you are a tit though.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Yes you are - you're a 'number two'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)

as mid 30's but never sure

You dirty fucking bender
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Didn't we have this question the other week?
I seem to remember answering it before.

I enjoyed Mickey Flanagan's DVD, I suppose.
At the moment, I like Chris Ramsay, Daniel Sloss & Danny Bhoy. I wouldn't say they were 'great', but I like them.

Could somebody do something lolwacky to cheer me up? I'm in danger of a humour bypass tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)

sloss is gash
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
I thought Sloss was on lead guitar in a Guns n Roses tribute band.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I thought it was a badly-spelt german castle in "where eagles dare"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:34, Reply)
What a film, Mighters. What. A. Film.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)

WHen I have an essay to write in one day I set myself the task of writing the whole thing in the time it takes Stalingrad to play out in the background. I've only failed once.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Good technique.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)
You're gash.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)

no, you're gash... fucking stinks.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)
That makes very little sense Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:41, Reply)
I'm going to punch his lights out on Saturday.
Assuming I can still make it, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Any news from the hospital?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)
They look like they're going to keep him in overnight.
The procedure they wanted to do keeps getting pushed back, and they might end up doing it tomorrow morning now.

I'm actually a lot less calm than I thought I was. I may be back later tonight having a wobble.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)
I'm going out for a bite to eat later.
But let me know how things are going.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)
I seem to have missed something here
is hubby alright?
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:55, Reply)
Dicky ticker had a flid attack this morning.
He's been in chokey all day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Oh shit!
but he's going to be alright, yes?

EDIT - although I thought chokey was slang for prison, where I assume he's not?
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Yeah, I should think so.
I'm going back in in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)
Bloody hell, though
are you alright?
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate, hope it works out.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:57, Reply)
I'm sure it will.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Cool x
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:05, Reply)

It would have worked in the spoken word but I can't do that on here so did the best I could ok, you fucking critic!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)
i just poured melted butter in my ears and cried tears of lard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
I wouldn't say you were 'great', but I like you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Coming from one of the cool kids, that's very exciting.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Who do you consider the 'cool kids' to be.
(This'll be interesting).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:37, Reply)
The ones that say they're cool.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Barry's clearly cool.
insofar as sunglasses purchase equates to cool.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)
First mistake right there....

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)
staple a budgie to a cat's tail.
Failing that, tie a bit of ham to your dog's tail.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Today is World Holocaust Day
World LOLocaust Day, I call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Reading that, I think *I'm* the best comedian gigging today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)
I was going to say 'Monty Boyce' is my favourite.
But I went for Bob Monkhouse instead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)
I imagine they *both* suffered prostate troubles...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:45, Reply)
So we should have a holocaust to celebrate.
What nonsense is "World Holocaust Day?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:45, Reply)
It's where I drink 20 pints
then sneak into a Golder's Green cemetery and smear my shit everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:46, Reply)
Don't you do that every Thursday night?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)
*sheepish face*
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)
i am still laughing at "bonk-eyed flid"
no idea why this has amused me quite so much
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)
As I keep saying, I'm the best comedian gigging today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:50, Reply)
giggedy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:51, Reply)
If you keep saying it, it'll happen.
I saw something similar happen in a film called Candyman.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:52, Reply)
i thought that was your wedding video?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
^ Conclusive proof that Monty is the 'best comedian gigging today'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
I met him once
he's a bit squinty but he was actually very polite and pleasant.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
oh now, berk
monty's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:55, Reply)
Lovely teeth.

(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Did you make contact with the b3tan you was trying to contact?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
No.
it's no big deal, though.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:57, Reply)
Well it might be a big deal.
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)
*worries too*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)
It's alright.
Said b3tan is hard as fucking nails.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)
Robby Box lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)
hahaha
Well edited.

I was confused before.

*Listens to the Bucks Fizz theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Well, not on account of what I was trying to get hold of them for, anyway
It could be a big deal in that some kind of drama has gone on, but, like I say...I can't get hold of them to find out.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Did you try the other number I gave you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)
No, I wasn't sure if I should
as it might not be theirs. I'll give it a try if I don't see them at the weekend.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:04, Reply)
I'll try that number now and let you know.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:08, Reply)
A profound statement against repressive regimes everywhere
I expect that Idi Amin might have thought twice if he'd known that was to be his memorial.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Exactly.
It's a form of 'street theatre'.

Only with more poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:51, Reply)

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