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Summer trak for 2012 I vote 110% by Jessie Ware
In most of our minds there's that one trak that makes you think of summer in a year.
1985 was Nu shooz "I can't wait" I lost my virginity whilst that trak was playing
1989 was Soul II Soul "keep on moving"
1993 Ice Cube "today was a good day"
What trak reminds you of summer and what year
Alt: What song,film or thing reminds you of how you lost your virginty and what happened?!!!!!
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:51, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
In most of our minds there's that one trak that makes you think of summer in a year.
1985 was Nu shooz "I can't wait" I lost my virginity whilst that trak was playing
1989 was Soul II Soul "keep on moving"
1993 Ice Cube "today was a good day"
What trak reminds you of summer and what year
Alt: What song,film or thing reminds you of how you lost your virginty and what happened?!!!!!
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:51, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alt: Scum by Napalm Death,
It's three seconds long.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOL
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
It's three seconds long.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOL
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Best of luck with that.
Anyone with any sense is already rolling around in the gutter half strangled with bunting and lightly doused in a delightful cocktail of their own urine and beer.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Anyone with any sense is already rolling around in the gutter half strangled with bunting and lightly doused in a delightful cocktail of their own urine and beer.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I'm off to a swanky members club
and then to a restaurant in Paddington Basin.
That reminds me of school, the ULTIMATE INSULT was to say someone's haircut was a 'basin' ie bowlcut. This was pre 'indie' obv.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
and then to a restaurant in Paddington Basin.
That reminds me of school, the ULTIMATE INSULT was to say someone's haircut was a 'basin' ie bowlcut. This was pre 'indie' obv.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
He's going to beg for change outside,
and maybe sell a few Big Issues.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)
and maybe sell a few Big Issues.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Initially yes, for free beers until she's finished.
Then off to her old work for a discounted dinner.
STOP SPOILING MY SELF-AGGRANDISEMENT YOU CUNT.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Then off to her old work for a discounted dinner.
STOP SPOILING MY SELF-AGGRANDISEMENT YOU CUNT.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
He's Kool and The Gang.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI&feature=relmfu
The guy in the red suit.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI&feature=relmfu
The guy in the red suit.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
I was hungover to fuck earlier.
I went for a walk and was feeling too shit to even consider buying stuff I didn't need.
So I've saved a few quid.
Busy weekend ahead?
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
I went for a walk and was feeling too shit to even consider buying stuff I didn't need.
So I've saved a few quid.
Busy weekend ahead?
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Nah not really*.
You?
*Out this evening, Len in the morning and then ???? PROFIT.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
You?
*Out this evening, Len in the morning and then ???? PROFIT.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Nah, it costs over a quid these days.
Might just head to the station and jump on the first train to somewhere that isn't shit.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Might just head to the station and jump on the first train to somewhere that isn't shit.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Well we can't have that.
Probably best I let you enjoy a quite one.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Probably best I let you enjoy a quite one.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
You should do, he's been in a fair few films I'd have thought you'd have seen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jai_White
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jai_White
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Wiki gets it so wrong :- He played a samurai in Kill Bill Vol. 2, although his role was cut from the theatrical release.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Wiki gets it so wrong :- He played a samurai in Kill Bill Vol. 2, although his role was cut from the theatrical release.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Oh probably.
I've not owned a record of theirs for over 20 years.
Their Peel sessions 12" is their best IIRC*
*highly unlikely
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I've not owned a record of theirs for over 20 years.
Their Peel sessions 12" is their best IIRC*
*highly unlikely
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
ERR, NO, BECAUSE THAT'S LESS THAN A SECOND!!!!
DON'T YOU KNOW *ANYTHING*???
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
DON'T YOU KNOW *ANYTHING*???
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I keep trying but it doesn't seem to do the trick.
Quite the opposite, if anything.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Quite the opposite, if anything.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Axel F and Doug E Fresh's The Show both remind me of summer
as does The Message by Grandmaster Flash, but as for which years, ah cannae be arsed to Google.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
as does The Message by Grandmaster Flash, but as for which years, ah cannae be arsed to Google.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I bought 'The Show' just a few weeks ago.
It doesn't hold up as well as I'd hoped.
1985 for that and Axel F by the way. Because I remember where I was that summer. (shit sequel etc)
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
It doesn't hold up as well as I'd hoped.
1985 for that and Axel F by the way. Because I remember where I was that summer. (shit sequel etc)
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
The B side 'La Di Da Di' is much better,
as is 'The Original Beat Box' when he was billed as 'Dougy Fresh'. That's his first 12" I think.
You have not been charged for this call.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
as is 'The Original Beat Box' when he was billed as 'Dougy Fresh'. That's his first 12" I think.
You have not been charged for this call.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I once replied to a q on here with
'I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom' and not only did no-one get it but there was a chorus of 'ewww, really?'
*sigh*
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
'I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom' and not only did no-one get it but there was a chorus of 'ewww, really?'
*sigh*
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Schoolly D's 'PSK' is regarded as the earliest 'gangster' rap record.
TBH I doubt this but it's a fucking masterpiece with one of my favourite beats EVARR. His 'Am I Black Enough' LP is also a CLASSIC.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
TBH I doubt this but it's a fucking masterpiece with one of my favourite beats EVARR. His 'Am I Black Enough' LP is also a CLASSIC.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
summer 1993 is 'Summertime' by the Fresh Prince.
summer 1991 was 'sit down' by James.
Alt: 'grandad' by Clive dunn
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)
summer 1991 was 'sit down' by James.
Alt: 'grandad' by Clive dunn
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)
someone explain what monty's getting at here please
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1632672
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1632672
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
It's 'THATS THE JOKE'
Gonz's post CLEARLY references Rihanna THUS you can't do the 'Rihanna's zzzz' reply. It's NOT ALLOWED.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Gonz's post CLEARLY references Rihanna THUS you can't do the 'Rihanna's zzzz' reply. It's NOT ALLOWED.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)
oooooooooooooooooooh! i did wonder
but i thought 'AA's been in the bum of Bella-bella-ella' would sound better
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)
but i thought 'AA's been in the bum of Bella-bella-ella' would sound better
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)
everybody, i don't know why i bother
you're my only friend, hartley hare
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
you're my only friend, hartley hare
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Look Quint I don't know what I did yo offend you but I thought we got on OK.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
CQ, we were so close but its over now
i was feeling so good, but we missed it somewhow
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)
i was feeling so good, but we missed it somewhow
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)
WTF Monts
most buskers have enough for 3L white lightnig by 11.30am you must be shit
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)
most buskers have enough for 3L white lightnig by 11.30am you must be shit
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Someone nicked my harmonica when I was being sick.
Now my 'act' consists solely of my slapping my leg and bellowing 'Danny boy'.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Now my 'act' consists solely of my slapping my leg and bellowing 'Danny boy'.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Same for me, but that's because I started late
as I can't pick my son up til 7 so no point getting out earlier
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
as I can't pick my son up til 7 so no point getting out earlier
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
2000: Wheatus, "Teenage Dirtbag".
Because for most of summer 2000, it used to get played EVERY FIVE CUNTING MINUTES.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Because for most of summer 2000, it used to get played EVERY FIVE CUNTING MINUTES.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Errrrrm I'm gussing you liked it? Ohhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhh Wait I think I know...........
you loved it?
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
you loved it?
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Was he that guitar-slapping prick?
Or am I getting him confused with Jason Mraz.
Also, there's often a bloke who looks uncannily like you on the bus home. Have you got any relatives round Bradford?
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Or am I getting him confused with Jason Mraz.
Also, there's often a bloke who looks uncannily like you on the bus home. Have you got any relatives round Bradford?
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Think yourself lucky........
I had endless rick astley and lisa standsfield repeated on the radio, im sure thats why im only good enough to lick windows for a living.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I had endless rick astley and lisa standsfield repeated on the radio, im sure thats why im only good enough to lick windows for a living.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
"boys of summer" is best summer track ever
virginity? "can't get no satisfaction", maybe?
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)
virginity? "can't get no satisfaction", maybe?
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)
There are different types of summer song, though, aren't there?
There's teh happy fast ones you like when you're driving with the windows/top down, and teh chillout mellow ones for when you're falling asleep in the garden with a cold cocktail beside your recliner/deckchair/hammock/garden swing.
Both types are awesome. I love summer.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)
There's teh happy fast ones you like when you're driving with the windows/top down, and teh chillout mellow ones for when you're falling asleep in the garden with a cold cocktail beside your recliner/deckchair/hammock/garden swing.
Both types are awesome. I love summer.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)
What's your thought on 110% by jessie ware
from a profession point of veiw? It ticks both boxes.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)
from a profession point of veiw? It ticks both boxes.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)
God knows, but its one of them traks that will remind me of summer 2012
Youtube it b3th
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Youtube it b3th
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
i leapt from the truck with a NASCAR parking pass stuck to my shoe
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
i thought afterwards that it was the most illogical way to put it
but never mind
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
but never mind
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Funny how no one has mentioned a song/film or thing that reminds them lost virginity?
So it is true about btans (apart from me of course)
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
So it is true about btans (apart from me of course)
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Because I didn't lose my virginity to some lame song like an American teen drama
I lost it in a seedy motel abroad. About the only things that'd remind me of it are Seventies wood panelling, a twenty year old television and/or a particularly uncomfortable bed.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I lost it in a seedy motel abroad. About the only things that'd remind me of it are Seventies wood panelling, a twenty year old television and/or a particularly uncomfortable bed.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I remember the first time time i looked at the female parts and thought WTF am I supposed to do
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)
He said "Mum, brace yourself. I'm going in dry"
And she said "WRONGHOLEWRONGHOLEWRONGHOLE"
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)
And she said "WRONGHOLEWRONGHOLEWRONGHOLE"
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Yep divert the convo
whilst you think of a "I lost my verginty story"
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
whilst you think of a "I lost my verginty story"
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
No music at the time IIRC and it was a Looooong time ago so memories are a bit hazy
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:10, Reply)
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I didn't say I'd forgotten it
Some things I can remember quite distinctly, but after 17 years some unimportant details, like if there was music playing at the time, have faded from my mind.
I remember being utter, utter crap, if that helps.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Some things I can remember quite distinctly, but after 17 years some unimportant details, like if there was music playing at the time, have faded from my mind.
I remember being utter, utter crap, if that helps.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
I remember clearly
A girl called ..... ....... on the bathroom floor at a mates 15th b-day party she had one of them madonna rope belts that taken me ages to try and untie, not the most romantic event but i remember.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)
A girl called ..... ....... on the bathroom floor at a mates 15th b-day party she had one of them madonna rope belts that taken me ages to try and untie, not the most romantic event but i remember.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)
And?
is this a who's memory is better contest or are we still arguing about virginity?
I have no interesting details I wish to share about my first, or indeed any of my subsequent sexual partners. I tend to believe it is not something a gentleman does and while I am not one, I do try to fake it convincingly.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)
is this a who's memory is better contest or are we still arguing about virginity?
I have no interesting details I wish to share about my first, or indeed any of my subsequent sexual partners. I tend to believe it is not something a gentleman does and while I am not one, I do try to fake it convincingly.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Give it up Boyce we all know your a fat virgin who lives with his mum and never goes out.
drop the act.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)
drop the act.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)
there aws only so long this 'ageing stoner who does tons of drugs and like totally met jimmi hendrix' act could last
Frankly I'm amazed anyone ever believed it.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Frankly I'm amazed anyone ever believed it.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Not bad thanks jeff, you?
Glad to be around my mates. Better than doing sod all on my own init.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Glad to be around my mates. Better than doing sod all on my own init.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Nah, Baz is a gent
you, on the other hand I'm going off.
you smell funny.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:43, Reply)
you, on the other hand I'm going off.
you smell funny.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:43, Reply)
The summers of 1991-2 were so chock full of RAVE CLASSIX
to be honest they all do. 2 Bad Mice's 'Bombscare', 'Mr Kirk's Nightmare', fucking hell I'd give my right bollock to go back to some of those raves.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:44, Reply)
to be honest they all do. 2 Bad Mice's 'Bombscare', 'Mr Kirk's Nightmare', fucking hell I'd give my right bollock to go back to some of those raves.
( , Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:44, Reply)
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