Sunday morning! Sunshine!
Regale your fellow B3TANs with tales of your epic Saturday night - the massive drugs/drinking spree/bird you pulled*/kebab you ate then vomited up all over the cat etc etc.
I found a lovely little pub in Leamington Spa that had some good(ish) acoustic music on and served excellent Amstel.
Alt: What are you guys 'n' girls doing today?
Altalt: I dunno - ludicrous speculation on the missing airliner? Why not, every news channel on the planet's doing the same thing

*Insert (fnaaar) YM jokes about here
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 10:32, 23 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Got drunk in front of the tellybox.
Just had large amounts of breakfast, we're off out for a walk in a bit. Happy days.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 10:54, Reply)

I inserted YM.
Excellent Amstel is an oxymoron.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I quite liked him on '..Buzzcocks'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Bollockhead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)

i swam a lot
then read a book. I know how to party.

Today I read some more then swam even more.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 16:34, Reply)

Altalt: Hijacked by the Chinese mafia. They have flown it to South Western China,
killed everyone on board, and harvested their organs to sell on the black market.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 16:55, Reply)

Just got back from a day at the seaside with my daughter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)

I hope you had ice-creams with Dragons Blood on it.
And fish n chips.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 17:13, Reply)

Oh yes. Mandatory.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 17:15, Reply)

Where did you go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 17:17, Reply)

Leigh-on-Sea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 17:35, Reply)

^ loves pretending that he's cool

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 17:56, Reply)

^loves the jobs you hate

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 18:10, Reply)

Saturday night telly is shit. first time Ive watched it in ages.
No wonder people drink heavily.
I didnt get that cheeseburger pizza thing, I did get a delicious restaurant style pizza instead. was well nom.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 18:15, Reply)

er....its sunday.......
someone had wayyyy too many drugz on friday by the sound of it.
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 19:19, Reply)

Allow me to enlighten you as to the reason for an appraisal of saturday night telly
'Regale your fellow B3TANs with tales of your epic Saturday night'
The clue was in the question.

Bellend
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)

^ BOLLOCKHEAD ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Thank you for your reasoned and well thought-out response

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)

^BOLLOCKHEAD^

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)

I would direct the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some minutes ago

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 22:02, Reply)

What he said.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 23:50, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Wag wan?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 16 Mar 2014, 22:32, Reply)