Alright.
I'm not stopping long so make the most of it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:39, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Sorted your plans to visit London?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)

Almost.
Need to get the dog accommodated, but can hopefully confirm in the next couple of days. The plan is to stay 3 nights Thursday - Sunday at the end of this month.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:44, Reply)

Needless to say, bashage shall ensue, most likely on Friday AND Saturday.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:47, Reply)

Depending on your travel plans we could have Sunday lunch at mine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)

Well, kind of looking at leaving at around 5pm on the Sunday,
but T also has family near greenwich that we haven't seen for a couple of years. Pretty sure we can squeeze something in though. Will square something up soon, yeah?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:51, Reply)

Sure. Let me know when you've got your plans worked out.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)

Will do.
Tentatively it's arrive on the thursday at about 5pm and leave on the Sunday at 5pm. Everything in between is tbc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Tranny black cocksuckers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Drop it in at Canary Wharf, they'll show it plenty of affection
and then make a Flash game about it
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:49, Reply)

I was thinking somewhere more local to us.
She's a complete spaz and I don't think she'd do well on a 3 hour train journey.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:50, Reply)

Bring her down. She can eat the bastard squirrels that are eating my courgettes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:52, Reply)

You'd probably like her, she does a spot-on Joey Deacon impression!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)

Splendid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Honestly, it's the main reason we brought her home from the shelter.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:55, Reply)

Is that a euphamism?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:53, Reply)

Unfortunately not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:54, Reply)

My neighbour has a fucking enormous vicious black staffie that tries to get through the fence to kill me whenever I go outside
yet they also have a rabbit in their garden loose which he leaves alone.

I must just have one of those faces that dogs want to eat :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:55, Reply)

Our staffie would just ask you to rub her belly
and then lick you to death. Soft. As. Shite.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:56, Reply)

a i
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:56, Reply)

Does your neighbours dog eat squirrels?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Get an air rifle. Fun, effective and look for some recipes, if they're not too rancid looking.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:59, Reply)

I hope you're not taking the mong's name in vain, Doc.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:02, Reply)

isn't cannibalism illegal though?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:02, Reply)

Not if you're discreet.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Your Judy sent me the details - if free, me and the Doris will come up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 20:29, Reply)