Should Greece have their debt written off like the Boche had after the war?
Alt: Are you a tit or an arse man?

Altalt: Recipes for a whole chicken not traditional roasting?

Altaltalt: Londoners, why are all Northerners perceived as poor, unintelligible backward cavemen?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:45, 132 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

so ronery

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:45, Reply)

I prefer a greasy literate Northern chicken arse

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)

I am a Boche flavored tit beak man myself.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)

ur a tit, man

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)

and an arse
lol gutted
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)

hahahahaha
top internetting there, you massively craniumed turd.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:52, Reply)

^jelly of my 5head skillz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)

^moomin papa

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)

^moomin nicole

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)

^moomintroll

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

Yes, I know nothing about economics so am fully qualified to say that.
Alt. Arse, but a woman's arse thanks, I'm not a F-O-D thank you very much. My wife has a cracking arse.
AltAlt. I only ever buy whole chickens and then cut them up for the bits I need and make casseroles, stews and stocks with the rest. Cheaper that way. My fave whole chicken recipe at the moment is to debone a whole chicken, marinade in soy and teriyaki and then pan fry under a heavy board with a brick on top.

AltAltAlt, because they are.
( Peej, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)

I am loving that chicken recipe.
I am not sure I has the skills or patience to debone the whole chick tho.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)

Its really not that hard, especially once you have done it once or twice.
you lose the flat of the wing but you chuck them in for your stock anyway, but taking the bones out of the legs and drum is easy. I prefer to start with the spine and just work down.
( Peej, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

You only need a decent sharp knife and some strong scissors

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)

imma buy some poultry shears

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)

You lot with your poultry shears and your pizza stones.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)

Done. 24cm poultry shears. £5.98. Be here tomoz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

How else would you fry something with out the pan?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)

Deep fry. HTH x

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)

YOU WOULD STILL NEED A FUCKING PAN YOU SPASTIC

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)

soz that came out a bit harsh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)

I don't think the fish and chip shops use hundreds of frying pans a night you mong.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)

FFS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)

I don't think domestic 'deep fat fryers' use pans either

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)

NO REPLY! I WIN AGAIN!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)

Oi just doing work
Deep Fat fryers are still pans

The chip shop bit I concede
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)

They aren't pans, but that point aside I accept your apology and respect your bravery in admitting you were wrong on the internet again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)

would you boil water or steam a pudding or heat up beans in a deep fat fryer?
NO BEACAUSE IT'S NOT A FUCKING PAN.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)

It is a pan that has had its usefulness reduced
That doesn't stop it being a pan
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)

The technical term is 'fry pot', still not a pan HTH xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)

*****LIVE SCORECARD*****
BONZODOG 0 - 3 MOOMINTROLL
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)

Dont be silly you cant fry pot
you burn it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)

As THC is fat soluble, cooking it in oil is the best way to prepare it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)

BONZODOG 0 - 1 TANGLES
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)

Oh Boy its not going well for me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)

You could disolve it in beef dripping then solidify and spread on bread for a northern stoner treat

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)

That actually sounds like a good idea

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:00, Reply)

You are correct, moomintroll. A deep fat fryer is not a pan.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)

That sounds like hell for me.
I don't even eat chicken off the bone. Far too primal dear.

I am partial to a rib though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)

I think all their national debt should be reevaluated and simplified,
as is the norm in international debt most countries Greece owes money too probably owe money to Greece which matures at different times, or was to different departments or for different pension pots, simplify it all, cancel bits and bobs off and renegotiate terms in good faith. Also if anyone bought greek debt for a percentage of the principal they shouldn't expect to get back 100%

Alt: Both

Alt Alt: Jerk chicken works well.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)

Yeah. I know that they spent the money
but it does seem a bit cuntish to have an entire nation on it's knees for 20 or 30 years.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:54, Reply)

It's counter productive as well. Meaning the majority of institutions/companies that own the debt would do better to negotiate than have Greece go even more to the dogs.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)

They are only Greeks FFS
Its not like they have added anything useful to humanity is it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)

Not for 2,000 years they haven't.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)

and even then
fucking running round because their bath overran pricks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)

HAHA NOT PAYIN U LOL!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)

If someone owed you £10,000 and they have £2,000 total assets, would it make sense to you to take all their assets?
So that you make them homeless and unable to work, or does it make sense to take 10% of their income until it gets paid off?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)

I'd take the two grand.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)

and the first born daughters

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)

Now imagine the guy who owes you money has a modern military.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

What are the outfits like?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)

Knowing the greeks
Arseless chaps and oiled torsos
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)

I blame Jaysum.
For all of the above.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)

I doubt that he's ever tried putting his cock in a tit....

( Muns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)

Yeah, but Dozer'll get lonely and drink enough one night to let him have a go.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)

It's probably zipped up with piercings.

( Muns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

Jace is alright
I don't agree with his Penis/Arse policies and ahm oot of that but he is fundamentally a sound lad. Just with Daddy issues.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

I get on pretty well with both my parents really...
But yeah, ok.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)

You're acquiring Dozer-esque obsessions.
U ok hun? xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)

I neeed a blow job.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

5 quid from Boyce innit?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)

If I make it a tenner do you think he will massage my prostate at the same time?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)

I seriously doubt that I, or anyone else here, has enough of a grasp of global economics to answer that question properly.
Although I won't let that stop me having a go.
It made sense to me what the Greek finance minister was proposing about having their repayments linked to the growth of their economy, rather than forcing austerity upon them.

Alt: I like breasts, but breasts don't live in isolation.

Altalt: Allow it to roam free in your garden, providing you with a bountiful supply of delicious eggs.

Altaltalt: Well, you know a lot of them are poor, unintelligible backward cavemen. But this isn't exclusive to the north.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Look the correct answer to the alt is this.
You can have cracking tits and a shit body, but a nice arse really ties everything together.
( Peej, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 15:58, Reply)

I am most definitely a tit man.
I don't even mind massive sloshing tits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)

tit man. I don't even mind
s
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

strikethroughs is it?
the last bastion of the witless twerp.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Hardly. I've got loads of bastions to go yet.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)

A good arse will almost always be on a good body
Votes PJ
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)

Dunno
Alt: Gee stunned, can I have then BOTH?

Altalt: Use can opener, empty onto plate, eat.

Altaltalt: As far as I can tell everyone in London drinks in the same one pub, revel in affairs and divorces and work on a market stall.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)

Alt: Course, mate. Don't want to force anyone into an uncomfortable decision.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)

alt2 spatchcock and covered in periperi

or sous vide with a peacock eyeball and rhino horn jus
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)

The peri peri, jerk chicken seems to be popular with the class.
I just hope I have enough for everyone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)

dry rub so nice and easy
then grill or BBQ/ griddle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

Morally speaking, yeah.
Economically speaking, I haz no idea.

Alt: Tits! Tits are, well, the tits. A nice arse goes a long way too, though.

Altalt: cook some white rice and cover the chicken in a big mould of it. Keeps the moisture of the meat inside and you get to break through the rice crust like some sort of archaeologist.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)

does the rice imbue any flavour into the chicken?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)

Faintly.
Garden-variety white rice isn't one of the most flavour-rich foodstuffs to begin with.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)

Jasmine rice ftw.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)

is anyone on EE, have you been able to login to your online account today?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)

NO IT CHAT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)

Im not even on EE and Ive just logged in.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:31, Reply)

for the germans to win somene has to lose
greece and spain, etc
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)

but they all get to "vear ze sexy leder shorts jah?"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)

alright Juden

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)

Why is it when you're racist I find it more insulting than when other people on here are racist?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:33, Reply)

because I am a deeply racist, deeply unpleasant human being
You fucking IT coon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)

Must be it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)

Because you're a muslim.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:48, Reply)

Islam isn't a race

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:50, Reply)

Yeah, sure, why not?
alt: I'm lucky in that I don't need to choose.

altalt: Chicken cannon.

altaltalt: experience.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

Thank you for your valued input.
When are we having a beer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:41, Reply)

In 16 minutes if I know anything about you lot.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:45, Reply)

I've had the theme from Heidi in my head for an hour off the back of one five minute conversation with a Swisser.
pay off Greece with all those Jewish gold teeth and shoes that the Swissers have. Lederhosen yodelling alpine cunts.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:47, Reply)

Jew Gold!
Spandau (ironylol) Ballet's less popular zzzzzzzzzz
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:50, Reply)

Jews wear gold shoes?
No wonder the Nazis robbed them blind.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:56, Reply)

Altaltalt: Because they have toilets outside in their 'yard'.
And they keep pigeons.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)

but they had the monopoly on flat caps before the hipster pricks did.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:53, Reply)

and they drink bitter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 17:12, Reply)

Laterz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 16:56, Reply)