Airports.
I fucking hate airports.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

What's bad about airports?
It's the plane crashing into the sea I'd worry about.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)

That doesn't really bother me.
I just don't like the inconvenience and fucking about. And the fear that if I express this dislike too much I might get a finger up my bum.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:26, Reply)

But that's the best bit!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:30, Reply)

I was pleasantly surprised how easy terminal 5 was.
With just hand luggage and online check in, we breezed through and were car to airport pint in under 30 mins.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)

I've been through it a few times.
I found it frustratingly difficult to find somewhere to have an airport pint. It's like trying to find a pub in Merry Hill or whatever counts for a just-out-of-town shopping centre in your neck of the woods.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)

What do you mean? Just ask the waitress in the first class lounge and they'll bring you as many pints as you want.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:42, Reply)

I asked the bloke that frisked me where it was.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)

I got frisked in Greece and the bloke asked where my baggage was.
I thought he meant 'what side do you dress to' so sort of rearranged myself and said left. He stopped and said 'no, your bags, which scanner?' I said 'left' and he wandered off muttering and shaking his head.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:46, Reply)

a hahahaha, brilliant.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:47, Reply)

I have clicked 'I like this'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)