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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thank you again
it's the only way I'll learn.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
it's the only way I'll learn.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I could always reinforce the lesson
with a savage beating, if you like?
That works for some people, I've heard: halfwits, simpletons and so on...
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)
with a savage beating, if you like?
That works for some people, I've heard: halfwits, simpletons and so on...
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)
savage beating you say..... ummmmm, interesting idea
I think you could try it that way, see what happens.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I think you could try it that way, see what happens.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
OK - meet you in the B3ta car park in 5 minutes.
I'll be the Charles I looking fellow holding a plank with a nail through it.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I'll be the Charles I looking fellow holding a plank with a nail through it.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)
haha.
Oh dear...
Psst. Jenpots is a certified Ninja and could quite easily kick your arse. She is one of the few b3tans I'd genuinely not fuck with in real life.
But on the other hand. Did you just threaten to beat up a woman you fucking retard? Get a grip eh, what's next? Chain her to the cooker? You're a human wankstain.
Also, learn to use a comma properly before you try to comment on others posts. You've used two of the fuckers incorrectly in that post.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Oh dear...
Psst. Jenpots is a certified Ninja and could quite easily kick your arse. She is one of the few b3tans I'd genuinely not fuck with in real life.
But on the other hand. Did you just threaten to beat up a woman you fucking retard? Get a grip eh, what's next? Chain her to the cooker? You're a human wankstain.
Also, learn to use a comma properly before you try to comment on others posts. You've used two of the fuckers incorrectly in that post.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)
yes, he was actually suggesting that he was going to give her a savage beating
well done
you're getting right into the spirit of internet white-knighting
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)
well done
you're getting right into the spirit of internet white-knighting
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Don't feel you have to use any punctuation or capitals there.
I love reading posts that look like they've been written by the remedial class muppets.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I love reading posts that look like they've been written by the remedial class muppets.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:44, Reply)
He is Vipros
and as such has no need for these things that you mention.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
and as such has no need for these things that you mention.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Full stops would have been superfluous given the nature of the phrases I used
I used a comma appropriately
I also don't think that this is a formal enough environment that the use of capital letters really matters
However, you have neatly deflected the main thrust of my post, which was about how you are a colossal helmet who did a nice bit of taking the internet as it's written and hard-manning, albeit by making him aware of jenpots mad martial arts skillz (full stop)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
I used a comma appropriately
I also don't think that this is a formal enough environment that the use of capital letters really matters
However, you have neatly deflected the main thrust of my post, which was about how you are a colossal helmet who did a nice bit of taking the internet as it's written and hard-manning, albeit by making him aware of jenpots mad martial arts skillz (full stop)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Yes.
Words on the internet make me look well hard.
In fact, Montys post is a prime example of how that works.
Though quite how I can be the "internet hardman" without actually making any threats is quite beyond me...
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Words on the internet make me look well hard.
In fact, Montys post is a prime example of how that works.
Though quite how I can be the "internet hardman" without actually making any threats is quite beyond me...
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I was going to put hard-manning-by proxy
but thought better of it. should have stuck with the original plan.
words used aside, your post had clear intent and unfortunately no matter how much you protest, you are now, and will always be, a big spastic.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)
but thought better of it. should have stuck with the original plan.
words used aside, your post had clear intent and unfortunately no matter how much you protest, you are now, and will always be, a big spastic.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)
My mum told me if I rush to internet maidens rescue they would let me play with their cats or something...
She usually cries when she says this and mutters stuff about it being her only chance for grandkids. I'm not quite sure how I go from pets to kids but if there's a chance it gets me out of the basement for a while I'm all for it.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
She usually cries when she says this and mutters stuff about it being her only chance for grandkids. I'm not quite sure how I go from pets to kids but if there's a chance it gets me out of the basement for a while I'm all for it.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
at least you are doing it for the right reasons
hang in there, there'll be some large-breasted internet woman for you somewhere.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
hang in there, there'll be some large-breasted internet woman for you somewhere.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
If I knew what this meant I'd probably write something funny here.
:/
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)
:/
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Oh wait.
I think it's a reference to his terrible punctuation and the pendants on /talk.
Meh, /talks not as strict as it used to be. I get away with it all the time.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I think it's a reference to his terrible punctuation and the pendants on /talk.
Meh, /talks not as strict as it used to be. I get away with it all the time.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I've not seen it before, but I may have dismissed it as a mistake
it's certainly not common on here though, and given the amount of pedantry that happens here I'm sure I'd know about it if it was!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
it's certainly not common on here though, and given the amount of pedantry that happens here I'm sure I'd know about it if it was!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I really wish I could click "reply" instead of "I like this"... Bloody QOTW'ers with their dodgy buttons in queer places.
b3ta.com/search/posts?q=pendants
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)
b3ta.com/search/posts?q=pendants
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)
well I never
I'd never noticed the buttons were the wrong way round. The I like this button on here has only recently actually done anything anyway
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I'd never noticed the buttons were the wrong way round. The I like this button on here has only recently actually done anything anyway
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Going to have to disagree with you there.
See sig for more details.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)
See sig for more details.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)
He is charming though.
Like a dog who's sick on your favourite boots but looks up at you with those eyes and his little waggy tail and you can't kick him, mostly because there's puke on your shoes.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Like a dog who's sick on your favourite boots but looks up at you with those eyes and his little waggy tail and you can't kick him, mostly because there's puke on your shoes.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I lied
You are more 'mildy amusing' but with practise you could become a comedy genius.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
You are more 'mildy amusing' but with practise you could become a comedy genius.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)
To be fair so do I.
But he's an easy target cos of all the haters innit?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)
But he's an easy target cos of all the haters innit?
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I would have answered and continued in conversation but....
You ruined everything by typing 'innit'
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
You ruined everything by typing 'innit'
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I was trying to be "down with the massive" or whatever the kids are doing nowadays :(
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)
That, is a vicious slur against anybodys name,
internet or otherwise. If I could choke just one person to death, per day, for a whole year, he would have been the first. Then Ainsley Harriot the day after.
Then I would have to think about it for a bit.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)
internet or otherwise. If I could choke just one person to death, per day, for a whole year, he would have been the first. Then Ainsley Harriot the day after.
Then I would have to think about it for a bit.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)
As long as Jordan, Pete Docherty and that tit from N-dubs, who can't wear a hat, are in there you're fine.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)
awwww now you spoilt it.
also thanks for the white-knighting, made me feel all squidgy.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
also thanks for the white-knighting, made me feel all squidgy.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Oh come on! You can do better than that.
That was a rubbish insult. You should be ashamed of yourself!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
That was a rubbish insult. You should be ashamed of yourself!
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Shut up you weak-bladdered, gin-soaked cock goblin.
See, it's not that hard.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)
See, it's not that hard.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:09, Reply)
It was just an example!!!!
Anyway. I know you'd totally kiss me better afterward.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Anyway. I know you'd totally kiss me better afterward.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:12, Reply)
from the man who brought us such Wildean classics
as 'human wankstain', this is serious criticism and shall be treated as such.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)
as 'human wankstain', this is serious criticism and shall be treated as such.
( , Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)
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