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It Came From Planet Aylia says: "My husband's mad Auntie Joan accused the man seven doors down of stealing her milk as he was the first black neighbour she had. She doesn't even get her milk delivered." Tell us about casual racism from oldies.

Thanks to Brayn Dedd who suggested this too

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:54)
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please, make it stop

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:33, 13 replies)
Where's TheManWithThePlan gone?
Where is he? I can't see him anywhere!

*gets ready to look surprised when you uncover your eyes*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:42, closed)

i want the laptop to eat him.

nomnomnom...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:52, closed)
was about to post the same
I generally don't have any patience with the "the mods are useless" crowd... it's a thankless job and no-one ever offers to do it better. And the mods are awesome.

But still, Worst. QOTW. Ever.
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:51, closed)
Oh don't get me wrong
I wasn't dissing no mods, man
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, closed)
indeed
/starts humming Ghostbusters tune
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:55, closed)

I was going to pop a "last post" in, but I think this makes a more fitting bookend.
(Discocat is bringing sexy back, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:06, closed)
Ditto
So here's the punchlines for some customary terrible puns:

Race is t' Grandparents (about a nation of people for whom things were never like it in their day)
Raciest Grandparents (I dunno, swingers or something)
RAC-ist grandparents (who only use the AA or Green Flag)

There's potential for more, but I feel my will to live leaching away via the keyboard; I suspect yours will be too.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:15, closed)
So here's to Janet

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:15, closed)
Scaryduck is abroad currently, so that could explain the delay

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:18, closed)
I thought he was only a broad on weekends.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:20, closed)
Scarydrake during the week
Scaryduck when he lets his hair down
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:22, closed)
Is that Tony Blair?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:08, closed)
Lord Lucan
That's how he's been hiding all these years
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:12, closed)

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