Des'ree
She has a shit voice and writes lyrics like a 6 year old child with spackers disease.

The crime that was "life" is just fucking awful, but while in a mates car the other day "What's Your Sign?" came on and I couldn't believe how shite like that could be played on radio!

I live in Japan and so should be used to shite music but this bint should be banned.
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:53, 4 replies)

Asia
"Heat of the Moment"; some days it seems the radio keeps on waking me up with that same song; and each day my brother dies.

S. Winchester
(kitescreech still here, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:50, 2 replies)

In no particular order
Coldplay - Peter Griffin put it best when he described them as "whiney bullcrap" I was talked into buying Parachutes and half way through my first listen of it I wanted to chew my own ears off. I've been told that I just don't appreciate the genius of them, well I'm happy to be unappreciative.

Meatloaf - How the hell can anyone listen to this bilge with a straight face, overblown, over-produced, cod-operatic bilge. At least Queen & The Darkness did it with their collective tongues firmly implanted in their cheeks. But everything from the rotund new-Wagnerian balladeer makes me want to punch glass.

Pendulum - Less variation in their songs then Teh Quo, end of.

UB40 - Music created by a mad scientist to be played at dinner parties by white, middle-class dinner-party types to show just how diverse they are by listening to reggae. F**k Off, this bears as much resemblance to reggae as Bon Jovi does to Norwegian Black Metal

Blck Eyed Peas (especially will.i.am.a.talentless.arsehole) - When you have to auto-tune your raps then there's no hope.

Muse - What happens when posh kids get guitars instead of violins. Dear education system, never let this happen in any school again.
(The Inevitable Pelican, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:39, 1 reply)

Coldplay
not only does Chris Martin look like a suburban Geography teacher, but his whiny voice and elevator muzak really get on my tits.
( Sallyrsm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

James Blunt
There's a lot of substandard music out there, but the Blunt is the only artist who has me swearing like a banshee and diving across the office to flaunt the "Radio 2 only" policy.

Can anyone explain his popularity? It genuinely baffles me.
(new_dawn, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:20, 5 replies)

Pavement
had heard the name long before i heard the 'music'

first time i heard it i thought it was just someone taking the piss, I actually laughed.

turns it it really was someone taking the piss
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 12:15, 2 replies)

Also
Mel and Kim for not getting their kit off more. And dying.
(kitescreech still here, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

May I offer
Nirvana? I heard "Bleach" at a mates once, thought it was just noise. Then "Nevermind" came out and they were the biggest thing ever. So I finally bought "nEVERMIND" and played it. And played it. And played it, trying to see WHAT people heard/saw in it. And you know what? Its fucking overrated wank. Unintelligble, mumbled lyrics. Piss poor melody. Ugh.

And Queen can fuck off to.
(kitescreech still here, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:46, 4 replies)

UB40
Jesus fuck a pig.

I remember the early 80s when UB40 were a group of angry young unemployed men from Birmingham, hitting out at the Thatcher government through brilliant songs like "Food for Thought" and "One in Ten". Signing off and Present Arms are iconic albums.

Then they got rich, did "Labour of Love" and they became nothing but a cheesy wedding covers band, committing the ultimate musical sin of becoming [Group] + Friends

"I've Got You Babe" remains a low point of the entire musical output of ALL MANKIND. Those behind it should be hung, drawn, quartered, turned into soup and the soup poured down the drain.

UB40: STOP IT, YOU CUNTS

I feel quite strongly about this
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:27, 4 replies)

La Roux
Or Le Poo as I like to think of them, catchy pop songs, yes. Well written and arranged for the 5 second attention deficit "yoof" of today ? Well...yes

Annoying lead singer who looks like the bastard offspring of a wall paper brush and a fox that's overdosed on twiglets,
with the voice of vim dragging its nails down a black board whilst getting a paper cut in the end of your knob ?

Hate .
(polar69, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 11:22, 2 replies)

Aleshia Keys
and that bloody song empire stateofmind that seemsto consist of "neeeeeeewwwwww yorrrrrrrk" Feckin Heart radio playit27milliontimesaday. bollocks my spacebar isn'tworkingnow.


Plus Girls Aloud, but still shag em all up the arse if they had paper bags over their heads and i was wearing razorblade encrusted cock ring.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 9:48, 3 replies)

Snow Patrol
Like Coldplay, but without the hard cutting edge.
(Scooby Don't, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 9:42, 1 reply)

Beatles and Abba
if I never hear any of their songs ever again, I'll be fine. Ooops!
(bellend Olde Phart, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

The Rankin Family
Nothing, nothing, nothing could be worse than this bunch of toe-curlingly twee wankers.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0lIXZAJdFQ

I hope we get independence in Scotland so we can take over the Trident subs - based on the Clyde - and reduce Cape Breton to a glowing mass of glass in retribution.
(ubergeekian, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 8:21, 4 replies)

Willow Smith.
Cruel bitch. What have hares ever done to her?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 5:21, 1 reply)

The Sound of Silence
In this country, the not exactly united states, there is a so-called band called Journey. Foul, wretched, intestinal-tempest-causing caterwauling laid artlessly over an overproduced wall of music-like masturbation and aural twaddle. And with a vocalist that looks like a Skexis and sings like Witchiepoo giving birth to a saguaro. And, most wretchedly retchable of all, is how popular this cretinous bile is over here in the former colonies.

I pray to every God ever imagined that you never get any of it over there.
(meatybrain, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 3:46, 6 replies)

OK here goes:
1. Starlight Express: "Rolling Stock"
2. Phantom of the Opera: "The Music of the Night"
3. Les Miserables: "I dreamed a dream"
4. Joseph: "Any dream will do"
5. We Will Rock You: "Hammer will Fall"
6. Grease: "Summer nights"

and omg there must be a trillion more! But they are the main ones on my musicals hit list xxx
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 1:09, Reply)

Black Eyes Peas
utterly cynical
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 23:49, 2 replies)

Utter shiat
Black eyed peas have disgusted me all year round as I'm forced to listen to Radio 1 every time I'm in work.
However as it's nearly new year thought I would lighten the mood and say that Bombay Bicycle club and Sleigh Bells are two amazing bands that have come through this year. If you haven't heard them you should!
(DeepFriedPenguin, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Sitting watching rage this am.
Coming to terms with sobriety when I saw this - Willow Smith - Whip My Hair
Dear sweet fucking christ. Surely this epitomizes everything that's wrong with music. Nepotism from someone who ain't flush with music credibility themselves with a song about how to give yourself a neck injury.
Oh ffs, hairy dog time me thinks.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 23:13, 1 reply)

Guns N Roses
Seen them live twice, Axl rose diva stropped both times (first time in Mcr Faith No More blew them off stage, 2nd time at Download 05). 15 years to come up with the frankly not very good Chinese Democracy. A case of Emperors new clothes then and emperors new clothes now.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 22:28, 2 replies)

All I know is the fucking chorus
And it starts with 'So you had a bad day' and continues on with the blandest of formulaic pablum desperately attempting to sound fresh and meaningful while in reality it makes me want to fling chairs through windows. I don't know who performs it, either, but I imagine that he has questionable facial hair, wears glasses he doesn't need in order to come across as deep and tries to look as sincere as possible in photographs. All I know about this song is that EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHOP IS PLAYING IT whenever I go out, and if I ever meet the bastard responsible for it existing in the first place I am going to knock the blue fuck out of him.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 21:31, 4 replies)

Florence Jenkins
Proof : www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtf2Q4yyuJ0#t=0m50s
More on Wikipedia : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_jenkins
( Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 19:34, 2 replies)

The rubber one
That backfired on me in third grade. It hit me in the eye, making me fall out of my desk and bruise my tailbone.

Fucker.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Every time I try and think of the worst band ever
I think of one I think is worse. I don't think any of the bands said so far are really the worst.

At the moment the worst band I can think of were my sisters old band. They were called Red 27 and after a gig they got in the papers. The journalist rather kindly commented about my sister "The singer only knows one note and unfortunately that note is somewhere between F and F#"
( Peej, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Drop Dead Fred
I never really hated Queen, I thought lot's of their songs were written cynically to be played over and over at things like sports events (we are the champions etc. However the day after Freddie Mercury died my sister suddenly became their biggest fan, despite shwoing virtually no interest whilst he was alive. Cue months and months of non stop Queen albums, grating at my very soul.

I still stand by the fact that all their songs are shit as well
(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 19:08, 3 replies)

The St Winifred's School Choir...
...For reminding us that no matter how well musically gifted, or how (if you're lucky enough to record a number one single) well the final output is produced and tweaked in a studio, there is nothing more criminal to the ears throughout history than the sound of young children singing.

Choirs I have no problem with, but the sound of singing at school nativity plays etc. is enough to make mice throw themselves on traps.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 19:04, 2 replies)

New Order
Dance music by, and for, blokes who can't dance.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 19:04, 5 replies)