I put this on the /board.
I did it a bit too big I think.

www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/glitter.jpg
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 2 May 2006, 19:40, archived)

*gives the anarchist a cigarette*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:42, archived)

ohhhhhhhhhhhh I want one
*plots sneaking out to the newsagent while Mr V baths the kids, in the hope he won't notice*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:44, archived)

NO
smoking am bad

especially seeing as you have kids
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:47, archived)

But it makes you look cool.

( Druid, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:48, archived)

cool unwell
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:56, archived)

It's only bad
if she doesn't share with them.
Kids need to be taught how share.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 May 2006, 19:49, archived)

I highly doubt JV's going to give her kids a fag each. Or blow smoke directly into their faces.
Or going to tell them they should smoke. If she does any of those things, I'm giving her a medal.
( Fictional Emma, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:50, archived)

you dont have to give em fags though do you
if kids see their parents smoking they will think it is a good thing to do
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:54, archived)

I have never, and will never,
smoked in front of my kids
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:55, archived)

note in the post below
once my kids are in bed
( icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:56, archived)

Not necessarily.

( Fictional Emma, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:57, archived)

Precisely
My father smoked. I thought it was revolting. Then he died of lung cancer.
( numberbruncher - correct by nature, Tue 2 May 2006, 20:17, archived)

I have one cigarette a day
once my kids are in bed at night, and I don't smoke in the house. I forgot to buy any today though :(
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:52, archived)

Tab-end roll-up time :)

( Druid, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:56, archived)

well thats ok then
sort of
( The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:56, archived)

Christ, give the woman a break!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 May 2006, 20:06, archived)

I think you're more talented with ASCII.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:43, archived)

It's my 1st one
and probably my last reading some of the comments over there.
*points*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 2 May 2006, 19:52, archived)

Hahaha, "Have your fucking say".
One of the better BBC News parodies I've seen.

(Psst, it's 'too', not 'to'.)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 May 2006, 19:43, archived)

*Has his fucking say*
I likes that!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 2 May 2006, 19:44, archived)

*Watches the cunt*

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:49, archived)

Good!
Cropping out some of the white would help, though.

Good first pic!
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:49, archived)

Yes, they all hate you over there now
taking the SPLUFFING HUGE white border out with an edit will make them all like you and want your babies
( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:53, archived)

nothing new.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 2 May 2006, 19:56, archived)

plus
I did the same joke as a 19k GIF under 400 pixels wide, 2 posts before him.
( drunkenoaf, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:56, archived)

That too

( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 May 2006, 19:59, archived)

Gah!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 2 May 2006, 20:00, archived)