More of this sort of thing
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8069686.stm

Those crazy chinks !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

lol I've seen that before,
in other news I have a headache.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Best way to cure a headache
is to give me £5,000
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

I don't have £5000
but I do get paid tomorrow, so I think I'll have to live with it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

You wouldnt have got any headache releif from giving me £5,000
I would have just got some new forks for my bike, a new iPod and some other shit.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

I've never owned an iPod,
I think I never will.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

do you wear a special hat with that written on it?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

He has it as the screensaver on his iPod

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

no but that's something I should get,
it'd make me seem interesting and edgy
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

then everyone would love me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Let's not get carried away here.

( thealternativefact, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Buy me something

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Boo.
Headaches are pretty crappy.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

stupid head with it's painfulness and shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

slam your fingers in the door, you'll forget about your headache then
/Dad comedy medical advice blog
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 27 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Pfft

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

OMFG
Dat iz well GC innit
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

I dont give a fuck
*doesnt give a fuck*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

*confirms lack of fuck giving*
*retreats*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

yeah, great.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

needs more cats in cages

(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

get out of my city

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Golly

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

needs more rats in rages.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

needs more bats in vages

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Needs more nats in badges

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

This quite funny too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_jBFbCCleY
(Kebabo Calling all cars, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

lolol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

TJ: Is there some easy way to tell how old a PC is?
Don't say look at the receipt - it's long gone.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

check the modified date of a the system files?
some might not have been changed since installation. that said, installation date is not necessarily related to the age of the pc.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

I just went into C:/WIndows and there's a load of folders modified in December 2005, which sounds about right.
I'm going to go with that. Thank you.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

Turn it on
look at the white BIOS text that loads up.

If it loads too quick, hit the restart button and hammer the DEL key frantically.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

Can you Pause/Break it as well?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

I'll try to remeember to have a look when I next turn it on.
Thank you.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

cut the hard drive in half and count the platters
one for every year
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:39, archived)