I'm in Paris
in a soul destroying hotel room that has been pebble-dashed on the interior walls. The minibar only has overpriced water, and I'm getting gouged for the internet connection.

What's the most overrated place you've ever visited that's overrun with French people?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

France.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

The Eiffel Tower.
It's shit.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Your mother's cavernous vagina

( SuperMatt, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Just be thankful you haven't burnt your neck yet

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

pfft!

( jenpots, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

he won't like it

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

the antarctic
it's just snow
( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Croissant

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Paris is fantata.
My sister walked in on my parents having sex this morning. Then I did the same 10 minutes later. Then both my mum and my dad felt the need to have separate conversations with us about it.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

were they bragging about it as they lasted over 10 minutes?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

No. My mum's main line of argument when I looked awkward and told her to just not mention it
was to say "well, you have sex, why shouldn't I?".
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

I walked in on mine once.
And walked straight out, I don't think they noticed me having a wank.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

rolfmayo

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

My mums cavernous vagina

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

do you mind? I'm trying to have a conversation here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Sounds like you're talking to yourself.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

*insert hilarious answer here*
I'm just back from camping and I am very pink and sandy. Stupid camping on a beach. How was the bingo last night?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Go to Rouen.
It's much nicer.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Following the election of the BNP and the Anti-Islam Dutch Party
it comes as no surprise that France has elected an anti-immigration politician to the European Council, Bloomberg reported yesterday.

Immigration has been blamed for a wave of troubles, not least the rise in gun crime by infinity in the nation's capital, Paris, last month.

"It is unprecedented," Chief Detective Francoise Grobbleonce commented following the gunning, which raised France to the top of the league in World Gun Crime based on increases. "All these years with not a single shot fired in the fair capital, and then this."

The shooting, which raised the number of reported incidents from 0 to 1, has been attributed by detectives to an immigrant, for the fucking obvious reason that none of the natives have shown any ability to shoot a firearm in the last hundred years.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

I hate Paris.
Nothing good has ever come of my visits there.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

I also hate Stoke.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

and Elephant & Castle.
It just didn't live up to the name.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

I was disappointed by that as well.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Chichester French Market

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Chichester French Market is shit.
They're all from Portsmouth. They just *pretend* not to speak English and have B.O.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

YOUR MUM'S CUNT.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

I was thinking of going to Montreal

( magnum, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

I was thinking of going to mount your mum.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
CLASSIC
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

FUCK OFF TWAT

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

FINE

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

:)
Entertaining.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Paris has the rudest people I have ever encountered in the service industry
One waiter had my girlfriend in tears when we left, mind you she ended up fucking someone else so fair play to him. I might pop back & give him a euro.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'm watching a bad copy of Terminator.
Is that Helena Bonham Carter or Chloe from Fight Club?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)