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morning

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 7:14, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 7:26, archived)
alright fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:18, archived)
yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:19, archived)
Morning twinpuketin

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:00, archived)
alright dolphinwhipperer

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:18, archived)
Yo 2 Can, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but The Doveston did some of the best morning threads of all time…the best morning threads of all time!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:04, archived)
The Doveston is unreliable, if we waited for his morning thread we could be here a long time

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:19, archived)
It would be worth the wait.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:21, archived)
doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:08, archived)
I suggest large doses of antipsychotics

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:20, archived)
oh, ok

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:27, archived)
typical gp leaping in with medication
psychosis might induce a belief that an inanimate object is alive but I don't think it often causes the person to believe they themselves are an inanimate object ... this sounds more like a cry for help from somebody who isn't able to openly discuss their real problems ... you sick bastard
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
sunshine!

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:08, archived)
lollipops?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:20, archived)
sure ... why not

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:07, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:10, archived)
Hiya

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:20, archived)
Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:25, archived)
your mum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:26, archived)
Aw that's sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:27, archived)
she broke my heart

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:29, archived)
Soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:36, archived)
it's my fault, I knew it was just casual to her

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:50, archived)
Sometimes I feel I could have achieved a lot more in life if I had never wasted any time falling in love.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:42, archived)
your mum
she left me for mongy :'(
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:32, archived)
lush

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:26, archived)
Nice morning thread.
I hope you didn't type it with the same finger that you push up your patients' bumholes?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:52, archived)
MoRnInG

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)
It's manolith!
Say "hi" to manolith, everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
*waits expectantly*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:05, archived)

HI
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:07, archived)
Gold star for you, Meaty.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:14, archived)
hang on, i'll go and get my ear trumpet

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:21, archived)
Can I call him a ballbag instead?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)
That's not the sort of example that I'd like you to set for the rest of the class, 2Can.
That being said, you're a big boy now, so I'm sure I can rely on you to make the right decision.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:12, archived)
detention

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:21, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:13, archived)
BUMHOLES
I mean, alright.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:27, archived)
oh ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:30, archived)
I just checked the talkboard stats and I need to post more to get back in the top 30.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:34, archived)
Another 2 or 3 messages should do it.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:34, archived)
Chevron...

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:35, archived)
alBUMHOLESright
BUMalrightHOLES
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:31, archived)
That should do it.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:35, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:41, archived)
Cirrus question.
I'm boiling a kettle numerous times so that I can take a bath. Is there a point at which, say kettle full of water number nine - when adding more wouldn't make any difference to the overall heat because the heat brought about by the first kettle full has already been nullified by the time spent boiling the next eight?

Ya get me?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:05, archived)
It depends.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:08, archived)
Damn

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:12, archived)
depends on too many things
easiest solution is to pour the first boiling kettle over your face and balls ... you won't worry about thermodynamics or cleanliness after that
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:09, archived)
You made that up,
I'm standing here with my balls in an ice cube tray and I'm fully aware of my thermodynamic situation,
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:12, archived)
Do you not have a shower, or is it some kind of hot fill monstrosity?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:12, archived)
Run a hosepipe from your neighbour's hot tap until the bath is full then give him a fiver.
Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:13, archived)
My neighbour in the flat above
caused shit to flow down my walls after failing to notice a major pipe had haemorrhaged.

No one talks to the people next door. Mainly because of the screams.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:17, archived)
Hot Fill Monstrosity
It runs at the same time as the tap
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:16, archived)

This is your shower
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)
And a two-person tannoy system

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)
Water cools quite slowly (it has a high heat capacity) compared to the time taken to boil a kettle.
also, as more water is added to the bath, the ratio of the surface area to the volume will decrease, so it will cool more slowly. So yeah, keep at it.

Don't get disheartened when the first load goes cold quite quickly: most of the heat will be going into the bath itself.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:12, archived)
First line the bath with kitchen foil, shiny side up

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:13, archived)
Then run some copper wire with crocodile clips to the elements inside your toaster
It'll heat the foil and keep the water hot
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:20, archived)
Can I take you home to meet the parents?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)
Got a big inheritance lined up, have we?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:24, archived)
he's prolly not even put the plug in

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:15, archived)
I'll put the plug in you in a minute
How do you like THEM apples?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:18, archived)
Top answer^ Baggenfock
You can be my landlord. Dr SockPuppy probably is my landlord.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:15, archived)
I recommend living in a normal proper house with a normal proper bath.
THT.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:48, archived)
As soon as I get a normal proper salary

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:52, archived)
I live in a normal house with quite a fancy bath.
It's one of them corner ones and it also has a shower and a sort of built in seating area. Sadly it doesn't have a door like a proper old person's bath. No whooshes or bubbles either. One day, one day.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 0:06, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:32, archived)
i'm bored,
in on my own tonight, might just go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
yeh me too
might go the shops get some snacks instead
any snack advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:45, archived)
i made this i dunno who to give it to as a present tho
i.imgur.com/xp06nLh.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:46, archived)
I could put that on my desk at work

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:05, archived)
no you couldn't because i'd never give it to you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
first time I heard that spoken was in the so n g Bohemian sainks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
dandy wharwolvez , housewares, I dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
simpsons love saying it
you should watch more cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:29, archived)
do they? I've watched the ones that have been on the tv I think

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:39, archived)
yeh bart simpson says it a lot
and some minor characters also
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 1:05, archived)
i quite like olives,
and i also quite like grapes. Just don't get them mixed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:53, archived)
Space Raiders, obvs.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)
well i say on my own,
obviously there is this huge dog
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
obviously

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:55, archived)

yes this is dog
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:10, archived)
You need to empty your bin
Or at least compact the contents.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:15, archived)
probably,
it always surprises me how quickly it fills up.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:21, archived)
They make bins small on purpose
So you have to buy new ones all the time.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
yeah i know and then you end up with a house full of bins,
because how do you throw a bin away exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:26, archived)
Like a snake eating its own tail but with, like, bins in place of snakes. And there's no eating involved.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:28, archived)
SNAKES IN A BIN

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
where's yer snakey bin?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)
I threw a bin out once
Didn't realise I was basically inseminating it. Next day, left the house and found an aborted bin on my doorstep. Depressing.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)
Snake about from my bins

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:33, archived)
no real identities! you'll get banned and that

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:43, archived)
no mod porn, please.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:03, archived)
'Ning The LOVELY Gobbo.
I'm about to fuck off to bed. Got an early start tomorrow.
G'night /talk
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:50, archived)
Heating's broken. Landlord not fixing it.
Body smelly, Kitchen Smelly, Bumhole smelly.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:05, archived)
Not sure why you need a working bath to air out the kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:07, archived)
you can't do it if your bumhole is smelly though
or you just end up making it worse
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
Exactly.

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:13, archived)
Dishes unclean
I share a flat. No one else knows how to operate the kettle.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:13, archived)
You can wash up with cold water, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:16, archived)
Yeah, but it feels horrible.
Like, cold.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
Don't pay your rent until it's fixed.
And have a shower you massive pansy, this isn't siberia in the winter.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:15, archived)
Asthmatic ain't I
Fucking lungs close up at the first sight of adversity.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
Glad the section 21 law enabling retaliatory eviction is up for discussion and possibly revision
Have reported problems with my electrics a few times but daren't pursue it any more for fear of being given the push, you'd think the landlord would be more concerned that his house could burn down at any moment
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
smyls

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
Yeah, I'm trying to get the others to join me in withholding the rent.
It's fucking stupid that a landlord can basically charge you for shod and legally get away with it. Why do they have such an easy time of it? Landlord isn't even a proper job. Sure, occasionally the heater breaks but you get in a professional in to fix it. They stills get to squeeze us for more cash than they reasonably deserve.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:29, archived)
Mine pleads poverty whenever I ask him to do something because supposedly all the rent goes on the mortgage so none left over to keep the place fit for habitation.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:33, archived)
If that's true, there's no way he would ever evict you.
Even if you slept with his daughter and ran over his dog.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:35, archived)
It's the other way round :(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:06, archived)
makes you wonder why they even bother, really

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:37, archived)
It's not as if being a Landlord sounds cool.
'Hi, I'm Dolphinwhipperer. I'm a landlord.'
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:38, archived)
and yet when i put on my apron and falsies and announce that I'm a landlady I'm immediately the centre of attention
misandry gone mad
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:50, archived)
You remind me of a guy who used to hang round here.
You wouldn't have got on.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)
sounds sexy and charming

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:05, archived)
I dunno
I think the fear of retaliatory eviction is a bit irrational. The costs and risks involved in replacing a good tenant are quite big - especially compared to maintenance which would need doing whatever.

Having said that there are a lot of irrational people and cunts in the world.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:33, archived)
I live in London
The Cuntropolis
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:37, archived)
my advice to you
is to move to somewhere less shit
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:38, archived)
But I'm hoping that I can trick the cunts into giving me money.
Doing something bearable.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:40, archived)
I'm a landlord in London.
And I'm a cunt.

But, new tenancy: finders fee of 10% of total rent for the duration of the AST: £2K
Flat empty for a about month between tenancies: £1.5K

That's got to be some pretty expensive repairs.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:50, archived)
Beats me.
So, is it worthwhile being a Landlord? Does it go down well at parties?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:55, archived)
you must go to some dreadful parties
do you break the ice with mortgage rates and the traffic on the ring road?
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:01, archived)
Yes. All that.

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:03, archived)
I think it's more hassle than its worth (to be a good landlord and do what you're supposed to, it's probably pretty easy if you ignore your tenants).
Not really my choice - the other owner doesn't want to sell yet. Hopefully we will soon.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:02, archived)
don't let marshmallow hear that
property is the sexiest thing like ever
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:07, archived)
I pay just under 5% including insurance to cover lack of tenants for up to six months
not saying you're a shit capitalist or owt but ... you know ... you are
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:57, archived)
You're a landlord too?
God, it's all making sense now. The cunt's hit the fan.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:59, archived)
You're probably right.
It was our first time at it, we didn't really know what we were doing and went with a big high street name.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:16, archived)
(Don't tell him he's right. Just don't)

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:19, archived)
He wouldn't do the maintenance though, he'd just get another tenant in who was unaware of the problems.
The estate agent is supposed to intervene on our behalf but they couldn't give a shit, the faster turnover the better as far as they're concerned. Every time there's a change of tenant the agent gets paid various fees for 'checking in', 'checking out', 'inventory' and assorted other bullshit, multiples of fifty quid for what amounts to less than five minutes work for them as it's all pre-printed forms. They'd change who rents their houses every single month if they could.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:41, archived)
Also, waaaaaaaaahhh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:45, archived)
Me too
Waaaaaaaaaaaahh
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:50, archived)
Is that an REM song?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 7:14, archived)
evening, junglist massiv

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:56, archived)
bigups

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:07, archived)
Learn something will you?
vimeo.com/13497928
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:21, archived)
five million years

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:49, archived)
Is that how long Dr. Shambolic has been stepped for?
It feels longer.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:50, archived)
Stepped?
He's banned. Account deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:57, archived)
Oh blimey. I didn't realise it was that serious.
But it ultimately doesn't make any difference right because there's nothing to stop him making another account. So what's the point? Is it merely punishment?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:59, archived)
It's as serious as you want it to be.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:03, archived)
He'd never think to have another account.
Mark my words, we've seen the last of him.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:05, archived)
he's obviously too good for this place, anyway,
what with his French chateau and his bacon culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:06, archived)
and his numerous bank accounts, crazy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:10, archived)
I hear he is wont to scrabble around in the dirt, looking for fungi.
He put a brave face on it, but he'd clearly hit rock bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:25, archived)
Oh, so no sooner than The LOVELY Doc Ess (RIP) gets banhammered, the cruel and relentless bullying campaign against him starts.
:(
SHAME ON YOU MGT!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:27, archived)
alright Stooooooooj

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:31, archived)
EVENING THE LOVELY MISTAH TROUSER SAH!
*Salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:33, archived)
I shall be having curry soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:56, archived)
it's this sort of relentless victimisation that has ruined the internet for us decent people
I'm sure if shambollocks were here today he'd be most upset
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:45, archived)
What did the prick get up to on this occasion?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:49, archived)
he called my pint a poof

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:52, archived)
And was it?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:56, archived)
*whispers*
Is that him up there^?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:09, archived)
Don't be silly.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:10, archived)
Definitely not, you can say whatever you want about him now

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:10, archived)
and if it was him, he couldn't properly defend himself, or he would risk letting the mods know he was evading his perma-ban.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:11, archived)
Is that why his messages are so enigmatic?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:13, archived)
nah that's just because he's a prick i think

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:23, archived)
You've changed.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:24, archived)
Nope. I called her as a WRONG'UN YEARS AGO The LOVELY MISTAH TROUSER SAH!
I was right then, and I'm still right now.
In a DECENT world TERRORISTS like MGT that WANT TO BAN COCO-POPS would be taken somewhere and drowned in a bucket of bleach so that we'd NEVER have to endure their madness again.
But oh no, this country with it's 'Uman rights' and 'Elf 'n' Safeties' won't allow that anymore.
:(
sadtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:32, archived)
alright the lovely stuj

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:13, archived)
alright The LOVELY MGT
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:49, archived)
bit harsh

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:49, archived)
Not that much of a big deal really.
It's only going to be a matter of weeks until everyone's account is permanently gone.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:12, archived)
I'll probably be the last one remaining
Owing to my politeness
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:18, archived)
And your "not a noob" special status.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:25, archived)
It's my lucky rabbit's foot.

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:33, archived)
are you going to buy the site and shut it down? I've heard that before

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:51, archived)
What for?
He was obnoxious, but I didn't think he was that bad...
(a humble reindeer herder serial milk-drinker, compulsive liar., Thu 25 Sep 2014, 20:51, archived)
he posted someone's real life address on QFTW,
i believe
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:08, archived)
And yet I post a dead baby...
QFTW mods are soft in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:20, archived)
well what's a dead baby going to do?
they're hardy intimidating even when alive, are they
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
31 seconds

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:14, archived)
fish fingers

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:21, archived)
I just found out that one of my favourite pirate sites closed down. :'(

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:31, archived)
closed? which one? no proxy?

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:33, archived)
They shut it down themselves.
Not telling you here, the mods hated any public mention of the place and were massive psychotic cunts about it. Even though it's been down for a month I'm not risking it.

A clever pirate would know which site it was from that description.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:41, archived)
fair play..
I was concerned this wasn't available anymore....

www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/swashbuckle-online/songs/swashbuckle-pirates-rock

also there are some cats I was worried about
(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:50, archived)
That's exactly the sort of thing.
Also www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:55, archived)
this however isn't....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dysG12QCdTA
(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:00, archived)
So Solid +VAT?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:44, archived)
fucking glad you ain't chancellor

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 19:32, archived)
Nice thread

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:37, archived)
Cheers, I spun it myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:41, archived)
liar

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:51, archived)
I'll drop spindle yo ass.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:10, archived)
boris the spider
it all adds up
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:10, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:09, archived)
fuck this noise
I'm going home
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
whevs, I've got a date later

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:21, archived)
oooooh
make sure you have a prophylactic or empty crisp packet in case, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
top tipping...
(that's my preferred technique)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
I might go up the juicer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:22, archived)
skills

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
Is big dan down the juicer tonight
only he owes me a monkey from last week
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:30, archived)
cunt needs telling

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
Me too, quick change first,
then all the IPA I can drink/afford
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
At the juicer here

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:40, archived)
that was dull

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:51, archived)
typical MONO! thread

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
wearhethaetgrvqbe5tbaq3
5tynae5n6ya3535
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:01, archived)
weekend plans.
go.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)
You go

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
prolly start on Friday afternoon and run through until Monday or Tuesday

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
not only stuff, but also ting

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
whoa ... hardcore

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
Go where?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
Masturbation
and festering in my own filth.

And some DIY probably.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
chasing tail

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
fucking shit up

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
Shitting fuck up

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
Can someone summarise the last 24 hours on this board
Can't be bothered to read it.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
Whole load of upset and racism
mainly from me.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
Stirrin'?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)
I posted ascii pictures of your dad's bumhole using a sock puppet account
But I 2.0d you so you missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:23, archived)
It's fairly non-descript.
How did people know it's origin?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:28, archived)
he'd tattooed d on one cheek and lphinwhipperer on the other

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)
d*olphinwhipperer?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:31, archived)
Jesus you're hard work

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
unlike your dad

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
I am hard work.
According to my supervisor/psychologist.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:34, archived)
afternoon
Robbie Williams (Y/N)?
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
there was this comment on a story about bendy iphones and i don't understand it
People should look after their property.You would think that if a TV company involved in Gangstalking and robbing from the targets house years and years a go a tomtom,laptop,mobile phones and other items would by now sneaked the things back into the target home.
After not getting a violent response and running to confront people about the theft possibly filmed covertly for TV I`d want them back.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)
sounds like it was written by somebody angry and illiterate
you should ask qftw
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:58, archived)

qftw baggenfock
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:02, archived)
THAT'S HORRIBLE
HE JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
my boss is being incredibly rude and threatening to one of my colleagues.
I'm taking notes of each incidence and I'll email it across to her later to see if she wants to take it further.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:09, archived)
what you should ask yourself is what would Edward Woodward do as the Equalizer?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
I don't know, so instead I'll just continue to note his threatening behaviour

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
he sounds like a cunt
is he picking just one person or everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:21, archived)
Currently one, it's mood dependent on who he dislikes the most that week.
He's a classic bully, he doesn't try it on me, because I'm a man and have been known to talk/argue back.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:23, archived)
he needs a hug

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)
one of those really hard hugs that pins the arms and results in asphyxia and death

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
Regenerate into Denzel Washington?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:24, archived)
is the new one any good?
I prefer a portly Englishman dishing out pain to minorities in New York city.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)
I have no idea.
Denzel's a pretty reliable lead, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
It would've been good if they'd both committed suicide on the same day.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:08, archived)
why not
it would be rude not to.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
Bit gay
but yeah, why not.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
nah too many tattoos

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
alright
Sian Williams Y/N?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
why not

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
yeah I probably would

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:18, archived)
fuck off dozers
I'm on my train now. Just to keep you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:19, archived)
thanks mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:20, archived)
Just stopped at Coventry
Next stop Watford junction. Thrilling times.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:54, archived)
I think I just saw you go past

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:02, archived)
passing Rugby now
Best thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)
Just make sure you pass backwards

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
Oh hah ahahahaha
You done a funny and it gets a click.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:18, archived)
Just approaching Milton Keynes at 120 mph
Again, best thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:18, archived)
look out for chompy and the "UN building" from Superman 4

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19, archived)
I'm safe from chompy unless he's a 1337 n1nj4

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
bit quick that, you'll never enjoy the view

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:24, archived)
I closed the blind and prayed for nuclear war to wipe the place out

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:27, archived)
What'd you see, girl on the love train?
I said different luck is with no name
You're tellin' me all things are the same
I said, I gotta get back, girl on the love train
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)
Watford junction now
I can't wait for hs2 to make this experience even shorter.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:42, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)
go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:33, archived)
I'd ruin that slut

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:33, archived)
I'd ruin your mother
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:34, archived)
Is that her who does the weather?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)
No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:50, archived)
Yes, she is.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:54, archived)
I highly doubt that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:55, archived)
I've just got back from London.
I bet people will be thinking "you never see mr horrible and monster munch in the same place at the same time," and conclude that we're the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:00, archived)
We are both massively overweight Internet shutins so there are similarities

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:05, archived)
you never see mr. horrible and monster munch in the same place at the same time

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:05, archived)
*gasp*

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
I endorse this post

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)
I'm on my journey to London now
I'll keep you all updated on progress.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:37, archived)
Cool!
Try not to get stabbed by a dark
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:38, archived)
Has Syncubus made a waki return?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:41, archived)
yeehaw squirrel

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:43, archived)
*Boudicca Camsex*

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:47, archived)
it's too dull for syncubus ... it's more of a Mykey-lite

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:05, archived)
only twenty stone then
lolfatjokes
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:06, archived)
Is it completely new, or a re-badged old fucknugget like your good self?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:07, archived)
it's a rebadge
god knows how upset and unpopular it must have been under its previous account
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
bit Londonist

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:42, archived)
not even

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:50, archived)
fancy a pint? tomorrow evening.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
kids this weekend soz, I'm in town now tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)
I'll be up Euston Road by st pancs about 3

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:05, archived)
I might still be about, dunno yet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:15, archived)
If you are let me know
Just going to have a pint and then find some food before going up to Islington.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:18, archived)
you'd be better of eating in islington, fuck all near the station

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:16, archived)
pint there and food up Islington then

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:20, archived)
What are you doing in London, Mr Horrible?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:44, archived)
I am seeing a beat combo in Islington tonight
Out for beer and food in Kennington tomorrow to mark my forthcoming birthday, and up to Nottingham for the rest of the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:46, archived)
Are you going to October fest?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)
When's that?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:50, archived)
25th - 29th in Kennington Park, I'm going tomorrow even though it's not October
Contacting trading standards afterwards probably
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)
Might drop by
Post an ascii picture of yourself so I know who to avoid.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:07, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:19, archived)
You look like a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:40, archived)
That's because I am a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:45, archived)
Nice
Happy forthcoming birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:50, archived)
The band I'm going to see are live on 6 music in about 10 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:51, archived)
9 days until my birthday
stick that in your calendars everyone
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:51, archived)
I'll send you a stick of rock

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
When do you celebrate your birthday?
Is it when you were actually born, or when you emerged from your mother's pouch?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:53, archived)
Because you're hairy like a koala

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:54, archived)

i will mess you up
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:59, archived)
I don't like that, take it away

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:04, archived)
You really won't like this then.
No auto fucking https linking fucking hell cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:09, archived)
I'll adopt an Alsatian for you to finger to death

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:57, archived)
get to fuck

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:09, archived)
Done. "4th October, Manolith's Birthday. Tell him to get bent"
My birthday's the 2nd by the way
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:20, archived)
it's gonna be a busy weekend

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:46, archived)
Hopefully starting the Great Fire Of London 2

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:19, archived)
no you won't

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:08, archived)
I bet I will

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:09, archived)
doubt it

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:09, archived)
Just coming into Birmingham now
Train isn't till 1.30 so I think I'll pop in the welly for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:11, archived)
there's no way you'll ever tell us any details of your trip.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:26, archived)
killing half an hour with a pint

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:39, archived)
Can someone link me up with all the Dr Shambolic drama?
I haven't seen enough Internet Upset of late, and I am hungry.

I would stir it up myself, but I feel that these New Mods are weaker than the Old Mods, and photos of dead babies would be ban material now rather than a simple stepping.

SHOW ME DRAMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:49, archived)
Also dubs

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:50, archived)
And again

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:50, archived)
Does anyone remember the "Dekion Special Ignore" mode?
When cr3 made it so Monsieur Plexis could only see his own posts. That kind of thing needs to happen more.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)
ha, i didn't know that

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:15, archived)
This answers my other question of "Does it still exist".

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:20, archived)
didn't work tho, they did it to Frank, so he started loads of new threads everywhere and crashed the forum, lols

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:20, archived)
still waiting :(
5.9.83.79/calendar/event/24796
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:24, archived)
that was sandboxing
it's different and still exists
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:31, archived)
it was what it turned into, do keep up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:42, archived)
it's all so tawdry though

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:52, archived)
That's the fibre content that makes up part of the delicious meal.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:54, archived)
i just don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:58, archived)
FEED ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:00, archived)
oh globbits

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:13, archived)
nah, you're alright.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:53, archived)
I know nothing, it's all qftw bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:53, archived)
I have little to no interest in this

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)
Sick burn.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)
Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:57, archived)
Sick burn.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:58, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:58, archived)
Why can't you type the same message twice on the same page?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:59, archived)
Why can't you type the same message twice on the same page?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:59, archived)
he's saying your sick burns, like one of them frill-neck dinos in jurassic park

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:01, archived)
This is exactly right.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:02, archived)
It's because of the stomach acid

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:59, archived)
Sick burn
Open your fucking eyes
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:59, archived)
But I don't understand
It sounds like teenage speak to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:04, archived)
you do know what it means, you fibber

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)
it was pretty undramatic soz
the reason in the ban is about sharing personal info but the personal info hasn't been deleted

the real reason is that I'm a trolling prick who was pissing all over the weepy boohoos of qftw and one of the weepy boohoos is the qftw mod
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:01, archived)
there is a qftw mod?
unbelievable!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:02, archived)
i no rite/
I mean ... if there weren't then somebody could post strap-on porn and leave it there for a week ...
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:06, archived)
thing is, though. you have a high number of ignores
and i know that makes your dick hard and everything because you're fundamentally broken inside, but it easily gives them enough reason to ban you
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:14, archived)
who's this "they", paleface?
this would make more sense if it weren't all the weepy boohoos on qftw who have me on ignore but then log out in order to get upset
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:23, archived)
the mod that shitcanned you, duh
thing is, when the community is as small as it is now, the little boys bloo become a significant percentage of the population
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:31, archived)
Which increases the likelihood of one of the weepy boohoos becoming a mod there.
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:41, archived)
see /board

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:00, archived)
dying forum sad times

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:00, archived)
someone ruined the ending of Breaking Bad

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:02, archived)
He was a ghost all along?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:03, archived)
One could avoid such annoyance by not watching that shit in the first place.
Remember the Harry Potter leaks? I used to print them out on A4 in big bold letters. On the other side would be "DO NOT READ THIS". I would leave them lying around with that side facing up. It was then their own fault, HAHAHAHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:06, archived)
what you doing?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
Wondering just how many tramps have entered your bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)
85 1/4
at last count
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:17, archived)
*makes notes*
Thanks. Now I can move on with my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:17, archived)
What's a quarter of a tramp?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:17, archived)
Just the tip. Flaccid.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:40, archived)
interviewing kofi annan for my 9/11 truther blog

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)
BUILDING 7!11!!!!!!
Where is Dekion when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)
midgets with pick axes brought it down

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)
Wow
He was great in the Matrix
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:19, archived)
Racist
He was in Running Man
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)
Mind your own business

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:17, archived)
upsetting baggenfock, he's ignored me :(((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7768015
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:23, archived)
You should post a story about it on qotw

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:24, archived)
yeah i probably will. although *some* posters won't see it, i'm terribly upset about this drama

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)
Working myself up into a fit of apoplectic rage at some of the nasty abuse I get from *some* posters here

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:23, archived)
just use 2.0 man, it's there for when you can dish it out but not take it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:29, archived)
moron

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:44, archived)
Do u want 2 talk about it hun?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:45, archived)
you're getting abuse from everybody here
it's almost as if you're shit at the internet and look massively out of place
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:45, archived)
srs bzns
I think you've missed the point somewhat grandad.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:52, archived)
yerr ... you're totes trolling us by cleverly making us call you a prick

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:03, archived)
It's almost as if I don't base my sense of self worth on being 'popular' on an internet messageboard.

How's that working out for ya?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 11:09, archived)
derp

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 13:10, archived)
Lending my helmet to Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton
you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:25, archived)
clicking reply
typing tawdry descriptions
wishing i was in bed
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:39, archived)
Why can't you type the same message twice on the same page?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:41, archived)
Why can't you type the same message twice on the same page?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:44, archived)
You're the worst
Just the worst
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:45, archived)
I know, right?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:51, archived)
dunno, to prevent people spamming stuff?
it's pathetically easy to get around though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:51, archived)
BUY MY PRODUCTS!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)
BUY MY PRODUCTS!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)
BUY MY PRODUCTS!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)
BUY MY PRODUCTS!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)
BUY MY PRODUCTS!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)
etc.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:57, archived)
2.0ing this prick

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:58, archived)
Krust - Warhead is playing in my headphones right now.
Boom!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:51, archived)
I'm staring at the schematics of an obscure microcontroller.
Boom?
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)
I asked for some drawings to be sent for a log book, they sent em, A0 size, laminated, ffs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
they'll make handy floor mats for your Moser Club evenings

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)
What a fascinating and important job you must have.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
didn't you describe your fictitious job in similar terms the other day?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)
Probably.
Your point?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
oh nothing

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)

the schematics of an obscure my controller. penis
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:51, archived)
are you wearing them at the time?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
Just got a brilliant message on my answer machine (wrong number, obvs)
Saying that she wants to be booked in for a past life regression. Tempted to phone her back and do it for her over the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)
you absolutely should
she'll get exactly the same level of authenticity from you as from any other cunt. you might as well make a few quid
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
How hard can it be?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
lying? it's easy, you handsome devil
see?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:04, archived)
i'm just grouchy today
ignore me
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)
you should dress up in your clown get-up to do it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
that'd be something

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
Yeah, I can just picture it now.
Some middle aged man with facial piercings and a skateboard on his way to the record shop.

TUNE!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:03, archived)
you're not very good at this

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:08, archived)
Good at what?
Wasting my life on a retarded dying messageboard?

Teach me master.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:21, archived)

trying to appear academic and intelligent ✘
'trolling the trolls' ✘
being even vaguely amusing ✘
appearing tetchy and upset ✔
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:28, archived)

clicking this ✔
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:30, archived)
clickin' it, tickin' it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
^^^clickin' it, tickin' it
✔
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:32, archived)

i.imgur.com/lDcaEoo.png
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
There is no need to be upset.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
Better this, than that stupid gorilla and his flying lawnmower.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
you mean that BRILLIANT gorilla and his flying lawnmower

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
It *IS* the best thing ever

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)

taking it all a bit too seriously ✔
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:32, archived)
lol baggenfock is upset again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:33, archived)
I'm always upset
It's just one long continuous giddy high
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)
I never thought I'd click "I like this" on a MEATSNAKE post.
Something has gone wrong in the Universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
you know ... rather than yapping at our heels, you could just find a messageboard full of whiny suburban kiddies to hang out with.

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)
If this is all a bit upsetting for you
you can always put me back on 2.0
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:25, archived)
I seem to have missed some Internet Drama.
Which banned user are you, and what did you do?
(Read that again in the voice of Arnie with the cadence he uses in Kindergarten Cop)
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
I think its the Australian one

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:34, archived)
That means nothing to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
no, that's austrian, not australian

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
Still nothing.
Are you forbidden from telling me who it is? And I thought you were some kind of all-powerful being. I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN YOU MANOLITH, YOU ARE NOT MY GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
but if it were a banned user back under a new sock account, manolith would have to ban them again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
MEATSNAKE fucks kids

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
You?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
No
You sick fuck.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 12:35, archived)
alright Rob Fairholme

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)
That does not narrow it down AT ALL.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)
mine was an 'ahhhh, viennaaaa' joke
sock puppet is the banned outlaw 'dr' shambolic
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
fuck tha police!

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)
Really?
Why the hell would anyone ban Shambolic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
he kept getting asked not to post someone's address or sutin
idk, qotw is outside my remit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:38, archived)
I can't believe I missed such delicious drama.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)
the Mod of qftw wants it to die and shambollocks is the subject of 85% of qftw topics
although now they're all just talking about the ban so that may not have quite worked out
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)
you can't say hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
prolly that shambollocks prick

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
I don't care about that, but this show "Scorpion" looks AMAZEBALLS!11!!!
io9.com/scorpion-brings-the-stupidest-most-batshit-insane-hack-1638333877
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:04, archived)
I CAN'T LIVE
IF LIVING IS WITHOUT YOU!

I WILL NOT GIVE, I SHALL NOT GIVE YOU THESE POGS!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)
not even those Alf pogs?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UR201plc8
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:11, archived)
I wasn't America enough to remember Alf, but I remember Pogs and The Simpsons
so it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:28, archived)
I remember Alf, and I'm barely american at all
Leading me to suspect that you are either a lot younger, or a lot older than myself. Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
gmos is eternal
(not the band)
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
Some say he's eternal AND Eternal

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
Always
and forever
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
fair play to Pete Ham and Tom Evans though, they were true to their words

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)
I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR RECORD COMPANY CONTRACTS

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
KEN LEEEEEEEEEE
A LIBIDIBEE DABOO!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:34, archived)
*sniffs*
beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:35, archived)
A WAND GEEE
A WAND GEE A KNEE MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)
Now in darkness, world stops turning, ashes where the bodies burning
No more war POGS of the power, Hand of God has struck the hour
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
morning
superduper huggle schnuggle wuv oo!
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:04, archived)
x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:07, archived)
bit gay mate

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:12, archived)
yet I did it anyway, weird

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:14, archived)
except dozers

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:12, archived)
bit harsh m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:15, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:18, archived)
yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:20, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:21, archived)
yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:23, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:23, archived)
yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:31, archived)
top banter

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:34, archived)
LEDGEBANTZ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:44, archived)
hey there champ

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:22, archived)
hey babe xxx

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:23, archived)
bit fucking chilly today

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:28, archived)
sup Dr. Sockolic

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:48, archived)
word up, Mo to the N.O.

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:56, archived)
terrible bullying ban this new user

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:28, archived)
An order or a request?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:36, archived)
I'd also like to draw attention to the abject bigoted fuckwittery of usvsthem with their 'Scotchland Postcode Referendum'
lolwaki.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:39, archived)
Awww that's just nasty

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:51, archived)
aye, that's nae very nice

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:28, archived)
Fuck me?
Well, I'm shocked
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:55, archived)
In the supermarket the other night, and some woman shouted at her child, who had wandered off few feet
"IF YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME SOMEONE WILL TAKE YOU AWAY AND CUT YOU INTO TINY PIECES"

So...there's that I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:57, archived)
she'd spotted you lurking then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:00, archived)
Every young gentleman should have a hobby

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 8:01, archived)

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