Shall we have a pun thread?
Someone be entertaining and comeup with a mashup
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:55, archived)
Someone be entertaining and comeup with a mashup
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:55, archived)
that's a bit like asking if anyone wants a cup of tea,
and then telling someone else to go and make it.
so no. get bent.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 23:11, archived)
and then telling someone else to go and make it.
so no. get bent.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 23:11, archived)
It was a strategic move while I wait for my pizza to be delivered
I figured by the time it arrived there would have been an intellectual on here and would have come up with a cracking pun thread
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 23:25, archived)
I figured by the time it arrived there would have been an intellectual on here and would have come up with a cracking pun thread
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 23:25, archived)
ere look you could have this
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23552
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:00, archived)
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23552
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:00, archived)
i just naughty stepped for looking at that and trying to log in
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:03, archived)
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:03, archived)
stupid coding that
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1411852055/nawtey.jpg
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:08, archived)
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1411852055/nawtey.jpg
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:08, archived)
and sweet golden fanjita, how we miss you, sick cunt
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23551
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23551
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
If a certain amount of time elapses without movement on the Main Board
Do we get to invade?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:00, archived)
Do we get to invade?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:00, archived)
you made me look at /bored, and it was that stupid fucking forced meme face again, well trolled
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:20, archived)
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:20, archived)
it's a public messageboard and you've got an account
that'd be like "invading" your local library
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:20, archived)
that'd be like "invading" your local library
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:20, archived)
bloody liberians trying to over throw our librarians next, you mark my words
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( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
good job the Tories have closed most of them down
always forward thinking
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:37, archived)
always forward thinking
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:37, archived)
Anyone been watching House of Cards
Some times Spacey's character talks to camera like Garth does in Wayne's world. Makes you feel included.
When was the the last time you spoke to camera?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:09, archived)
Some times Spacey's character talks to camera like Garth does in Wayne's world. Makes you feel included.
When was the the last time you spoke to camera?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:09, archived)
I don't remember you saying that
When did you say that, was I there at the time? I might have not been there at the time. When did you say that. Was I there at the time? I might have not been there at the time?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:12, archived)
When did you say that, was I there at the time? I might have not been there at the time. When did you say that. Was I there at the time? I might have not been there at the time?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:12, archived)
not much point speaking into a camera,
really you should try speaking into a microphone.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:11, archived)
really you should try speaking into a microphone.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:11, archived)
don't know what that means, soz.
i only watched the proper House of Cards, the original, British one.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:14, archived)
i only watched the proper House of Cards, the original, British one.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:14, archived)
yeah i liked it,
i'd quite like to watch it again, actually. This is my favourite bit:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUWzN-OXLFo
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:20, archived)
i'd quite like to watch it again, actually. This is my favourite bit:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUWzN-OXLFo
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:20, archived)
The original was far better than the Kevin Spacey / Netflix rehash
However they have had a decent go at it
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:21, archived)
However they have had a decent go at it
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:21, archived)
i've still not seen the US remake of the prisoner,
i sort of want to but the trailer made it look like it was based solely on a description of the original according to someone's gran.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
i sort of want to but the trailer made it look like it was based solely on a description of the original according to someone's gran.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
I haven't seen that either
However I have seen your sig. Very nice
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:32, archived)
However I have seen your sig. Very nice
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:32, archived)
i saw the beginning of it, up to the title sequence.
it was too American. It was like they just got a big jar of American Television and poured it out all over the place.
i think they actually had two attempts at that, though
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:34, archived)
it was too American. It was like they just got a big jar of American Television and poured it out all over the place.
i think they actually had two attempts at that, though
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:34, archived)
I just watched the first ten minutes
Displays a basic misunderstanding of the Rimmer/Lister dynamic turning into some kind of nerd/noble jock playoff.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:42, archived)
Displays a basic misunderstanding of the Rimmer/Lister dynamic turning into some kind of nerd/noble jock playoff.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:42, archived)
yeah i don't think the characters really translate well into US culture tbh,
they don't have the same class dynamic we have.
just watching it now. Kryten is still good in it though.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:45, archived)
they don't have the same class dynamic we have.
just watching it now. Kryten is still good in it though.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:45, archived)
Watching it is quite an odd experience
It's like a confused nostalgia like meeting your grandmother who's been dead for years. Terrifying but oddly reassuring.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)
It's like a confused nostalgia like meeting your grandmother who's been dead for years. Terrifying but oddly reassuring.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)
it's like dreaming of your grandmother who's been dead for years,
but she's being played by Shelley Duval for some reason.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:55, archived)
but she's being played by Shelley Duval for some reason.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:55, archived)
This is a normal post Yeah, when was the last time YOU spoke to a person in real life
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Yeah', seen them a few times now, really liked them.
I think I ate American BBQ about 3 times a week whilst I was watching that.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:13, archived)
I think I ate American BBQ about 3 times a week whilst I was watching that.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:13, archived)
I like how everyone is clever and bitchy
And no one cares about important things apart from water charities, so far.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
And no one cares about important things apart from water charities, so far.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
I'm impressed how Jeff Daniels manages such a serious dramatic role
and Dumb and Dumber.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:26, archived)
and Dumb and Dumber.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:26, archived)
Chat roulette has lots of cameras on it
Sometimes people wave their gandoodles at them
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:16, archived)
Sometimes people wave their gandoodles at them
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:16, archived)
good luck to them, its not overly exciting viewing i would think
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( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:33, archived)
You haven't seen Big Brother
There are people out there who would lap it up
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:45, archived)
There are people out there who would lap it up
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:45, archived)
Fucking meatballs innit.
I would have ordered a takeaway but someone forget to click a mouse and I didn't get paid.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:42, archived)
I would have ordered a takeaway but someone forget to click a mouse and I didn't get paid.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:42, archived)
i can prolly find one in a drawer and put it on if it'll help you stop crying?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)
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in other news,
British politics really has gone weird lately, hasn't it?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:48, archived)
British politics really has gone weird lately, hasn't it?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:48, archived)
So called because they can be bought for a guinea
Like penny sweets can be bought for a penny
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:07, archived)
Like penny sweets can be bought for a penny
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:07, archived)
He was selling you Tenner Fowls under the guise of Guinea Fowls?
That's against the trades descriptions acts that is.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:10, archived)
That's against the trades descriptions acts that is.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:10, archived)
Had sandwich
Had salmon and cream cheese inside it
And has cheese and onion baked walkers crisps
And had small bag of chocolate buttons
Then had cup of blackest tea
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:05, archived)
Had salmon and cream cheese inside it
And has cheese and onion baked walkers crisps
And had small bag of chocolate buttons
Then had cup of blackest tea
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:05, archived)
I may get round to cooking another pan of red onion and chilli chutney.
Got a load of chillies need using up in the greenhouse.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
Got a load of chillies need using up in the greenhouse.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
I should jot the recipe down somewhere.
2 1/2 pounds of red onions
Chillies (4 Apache / 1/2 Scotch Bonnet / 10 Prairie Fire / 20 Jalapeno)
1/2 red pepper
1 bulb of garlic
1 tsp cinnamon
100 g brown sugar
150 ml malt vinegar
Cook veg down with 2 tbsp of olive oil until soft and sticky, add sugar, cinnamon and vinegar and heat until reduced to a thick paste. Bottle while hot in sterilised jars. Leave for two weeks (or more) to develop.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:21, archived)
2 1/2 pounds of red onions
Chillies (4 Apache / 1/2 Scotch Bonnet / 10 Prairie Fire / 20 Jalapeno)
1/2 red pepper
1 bulb of garlic
1 tsp cinnamon
100 g brown sugar
150 ml malt vinegar
Cook veg down with 2 tbsp of olive oil until soft and sticky, add sugar, cinnamon and vinegar and heat until reduced to a thick paste. Bottle while hot in sterilised jars. Leave for two weeks (or more) to develop.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:21, archived)
would you need to sterilize the jars, I'd of thought the sugar and acid would deal with any bacteria ?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:24, archived)
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:24, archived)
I wondered, but it's a two-minute job while the chutney is welding itself to the pan so I might as well.
However, if you use sodium peroxycarbonate, the cheap shitty chrome-plate lids of the Ikea 200 ml jars catalyse decomposition of the sterilising agent, so only dip those.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:27, archived)
However, if you use sodium peroxycarbonate, the cheap shitty chrome-plate lids of the Ikea 200 ml jars catalyse decomposition of the sterilising agent, so only dip those.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:27, archived)
Spring Onion, Aspagous, baby potatoes and salmon - with a bit of jar-hollendaze sauce.
Well nice.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:14, archived)
Well nice.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:14, archived)
Haha so gaycunt is Dr shambolic
And mongyspaz and the dovestain.
Can someone explain to me why the cretins of b3ta complain about the site dying when in reality it's because they get so very very upset on the Internet that their autism levels increase and they have to put 50% of the members on ignore?
The complete and utter spastics
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:23, archived)
And mongyspaz and the dovestain.
Can someone explain to me why the cretins of b3ta complain about the site dying when in reality it's because they get so very very upset on the Internet that their autism levels increase and they have to put 50% of the members on ignore?
The complete and utter spastics
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:23, archived)
Fill me in on the goss, looks like bare hass has kicked on the last week or soo
What's up with all the personal deets on QOTW, I got most of 'em lot on FB, they're safe 'nuff to me.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:26, archived)
What's up with all the personal deets on QOTW, I got most of 'em lot on FB, they're safe 'nuff to me.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:26, archived)
Not much, doing an alternative economy.... I get all the free food and drink I want at a local cafe, and they get a kick ass website.
TAX THAT ONE GORDON CLOWN.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:37, archived)
TAX THAT ONE GORDON CLOWN.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:37, archived)
Posh stuff? In a caf?
Please elaborate or I will start to think this is all lies to make you look good on an Internet site that takes catering very VERY seriously
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:41, archived)
Please elaborate or I will start to think this is all lies to make you look good on an Internet site that takes catering very VERY seriously
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:41, archived)
They do their own salt-beef, have a girl come in every day to deliver home made cupcakes (like snickers, toffee crisps, orio).
Had a lovely meatball sandwich for lunch, I never finish meals in resturants - always take a doggy bag - but I finished this one off.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
Had a lovely meatball sandwich for lunch, I never finish meals in resturants - always take a doggy bag - but I finished this one off.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
Might spoil.
You been watching Ramsey do his thing in the Costa on the telly? I swear man, felt well rank seeing some of their stuff.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:58, archived)
You been watching Ramsey do his thing in the Costa on the telly? I swear man, felt well rank seeing some of their stuff.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:58, archived)
I have seen bits.
In fact I saw it only on that gogglebox programme that in an odd way I find quite enjoyable
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:06, archived)
In fact I saw it only on that gogglebox programme that in an odd way I find quite enjoyable
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:06, archived)
I ain't see that yet, but there is an advert with it on with some teenager who I want to punch in the neck with a baseball bat.
He goes something like "...merrrr merrrr, no sex before maridge, no kids out of wedlock, GOD, dad, you're like a THOUSAND YEARS OLD".
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:12, archived)
He goes something like "...merrrr merrrr, no sex before maridge, no kids out of wedlock, GOD, dad, you're like a THOUSAND YEARS OLD".
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:12, archived)
He really is one annoying prick.
That whole family are fucking fat messes
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:30, archived)
That whole family are fucking fat messes
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:30, archived)
I am very very upset.
The whole thing is very upsetting.
I do believe though that those that have had to take the precaution of putting someone on ignore are most certainly more upset than I am.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:30, archived)
The whole thing is very upsetting.
I do believe though that those that have had to take the precaution of putting someone on ignore are most certainly more upset than I am.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:30, archived)
if it really upsets you so much
that someone you don't know on an internet like this gets upset and puts you on ignore then i really don't know how to console you.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:38, archived)
that someone you don't know on an internet like this gets upset and puts you on ignore then i really don't know how to console you.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:38, archived)
I am not upset really...
I am no basil fawlty with a broken down vehicle.
I just like posting these things because those pricks operate numerous puppet accounts and will undoubtedly see how very upset I am and then can all get together and rub one off over pictures of each other's mothers
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:41, archived)
I am no basil fawlty with a broken down vehicle.
I just like posting these things because those pricks operate numerous puppet accounts and will undoubtedly see how very upset I am and then can all get together and rub one off over pictures of each other's mothers
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:41, archived)
it's ok to be upset you know,
you don't have to pretend to be brave, don't bottle it up just let it all out.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:42, archived)
you don't have to pretend to be brave, don't bottle it up just let it all out.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:42, archived)
I am worried that if I open up too much I won't be able to stop
I am more upset about the fact every other cunt I work with was paid on Friday. And I wasnt
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
I am more upset about the fact every other cunt I work with was paid on Friday. And I wasnt
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
It happens from time to time.
Either that or I will be collecting that 45p you speak of on Monday. What utter cunts
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:07, archived)
Either that or I will be collecting that 45p you speak of on Monday. What utter cunts
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:07, archived)
do you see this thread as maybe a tad childish?
Do you want to see my balls nestled cosily in your eye sockets?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:35, archived)
Do you want to see my balls nestled cosily in your eye sockets?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:35, archived)
Are you balls likely to make their own way down the taxi strip unless chocked?
Poor ownership right there.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:55, archived)
Poor ownership right there.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:55, archived)
This might have been mentioned before, but
Ignore is fundamentally broken, and thus open to abuse, where a user can impair their victim's experience of the site by putting them on Ignore.
No doubt, that's what they've done to you, and now you're upset.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:43, archived)
Ignore is fundamentally broken, and thus open to abuse, where a user can impair their victim's experience of the site by putting them on Ignore.
No doubt, that's what they've done to you, and now you're upset.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:43, archived)
Maybe it's what the devs wanted, all along,
and they've been trolling the entire site, the whole time?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:42, archived)
and they've been trolling the entire site, the whole time?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:42, archived)
How's the norf lahndahn massive?
Weather's quite nice up here today. I've done the lawns and stripped a load of the old shit from the borders.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
Weather's quite nice up here today. I've done the lawns and stripped a load of the old shit from the borders.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
I'm one of the ones you got terribly upset about when i put you on ignore
like what I just have done ... I'm terribly drôle
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:17, archived)
like what I just have done ... I'm terribly drôle
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:17, archived)
It's aigh't really.
Lovely day, sun was shining, made a few notes, just about to put some scran on.....nothing to complain about ere.
You good?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:23, archived)
Lovely day, sun was shining, made a few notes, just about to put some scran on.....nothing to complain about ere.
You good?
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:23, archived)
yerr ... prolly going to avoid qftw for a bit as they've started grassing to the mods
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:43, archived)
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:43, archived)
I was being a dick.
Turns out they can ban you for that sort of shizzle. Twice.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:54, archived)
Turns out they can ban you for that sort of shizzle. Twice.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:54, archived)
C'mon, jazz it up a bit.... I wanna know what trolling is; I want you to show me.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:09, archived)
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:09, archived)
i made people cry while riding a motorbike backwards through a flaming hoop steering with my cock
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:16, archived)
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:16, archived)
Mongy/ shambles / doveston
Any of the above, or as they are all semi autistic it could all be the same person
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:36, archived)
Any of the above, or as they are all semi autistic it could all be the same person
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:36, archived)
There is certainly a marked similarity in their approaches..
Perhaps with the exception of Doveston who might well be his own person,
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
Perhaps with the exception of Doveston who might well be his own person,
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
There used to be a chain of fast-food pie shops Called Georgie Pie after that.
MacDonalds bought them out so you now get a steak pie meal with chips and coke.
Sure, the above has absolutely no bearing on anything, but I liked the idea of a drive-through pie shop.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
MacDonalds bought them out so you now get a steak pie meal with chips and coke.
Sure, the above has absolutely no bearing on anything, but I liked the idea of a drive-through pie shop.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
there's shitloads that people registered and then never used
presumably because they realised that this place is a load of old wank
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:54, archived)
presumably because they realised that this place is a load of old wank
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:54, archived)
quads is where it's at
I don't want no dubs
Dubs is a post that can't get no love from me
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:01, archived)
I don't want no dubs
Dubs is a post that can't get no love from me
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:01, archived)
no probs
if I ever have a cold and need an inappropriate prescription for antibiotics, I'll give you a bell
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:15, archived)
if I ever have a cold and need an inappropriate prescription for antibiotics, I'll give you a bell
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:15, archived)
Alright gaycunt
I'm glad you're here. I've been meaning to tell you for ages now that I think you're the best one here.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:56, archived)
I'm glad you're here. I've been meaning to tell you for ages now that I think you're the best one here.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:56, archived)
I would be if I wasn't spending the weekend on job applications.
It'd be alright if they weren't all 20-page documents.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:07, archived)
It'd be alright if they weren't all 20-page documents.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:07, archived)
I don't think I've ever filled in a job application, not sure I'd be very good at it
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:16, archived)
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:16, archived)
It's a highly ritualised form of admin bullshit in this field.
Basically it scrubs out those who can't lecture, can't think of new research and can't take unlimited admin bollocks dog work, but it's fucking tedious.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:29, archived)
Basically it scrubs out those who can't lecture, can't think of new research and can't take unlimited admin bollocks dog work, but it's fucking tedious.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:29, archived)
Does anyone live right next to a corner shop?
Like within 109 yards or so?
I do and they are great people they just gave me free beer.
discuss your relationship with people that own shops near you
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
Like within 109 yards or so?
I do and they are great people they just gave me free beer.
discuss your relationship with people that own shops near you
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
Well that makes you a very very
a VERY fucking dull person. Fuck off dullard
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:17, archived)
a VERY fucking dull person. Fuck off dullard
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:17, archived)
Liverpool 2 Everton 1
Balotelli first goal scorer! Get on me lads get fucking on me innit laaaa....
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:09, archived)
Balotelli first goal scorer! Get on me lads get fucking on me innit laaaa....
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:09, archived)
Everton 5 Liverpool nil
Balotelli to be subbed off for a small dog in the 95th minute.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:46, archived)
Balotelli to be subbed off for a small dog in the 95th minute.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:46, archived)
I googled the address in your sig as it sounded familiar
I got some address in Norwich. I guess bananaman is real.
You'll be b& soon... :(
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
I got some address in Norwich. I guess bananaman is real.
You'll be b& soon... :(
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
That's pretty much what I imagine professional football to be like.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 14:23, archived)
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 14:23, archived)
alright
gonna mow the lawns and trim the hedges like some sort of middle aged weekend cunt
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
gonna mow the lawns and trim the hedges like some sort of middle aged weekend cunt
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
I've already dropped my daughter off orchestra practice, like some kind of middle class bellend
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:53, archived)
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:53, archived)
Depends.
Was it in one of those enormous fucking SUV-type nonsenses where they're so high up you can't even see the kids you're running over?
If you qualify, you might be entitled to compensation.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
Was it in one of those enormous fucking SUV-type nonsenses where they're so high up you can't even see the kids you're running over?
If you qualify, you might be entitled to compensation.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
Mine are at French school.
We're as bad as one another. I might buy a volvo and a labrador fucking retriever.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)
We're as bad as one another. I might buy a volvo and a labrador fucking retriever.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)
The youngest thinks I'm a "fucking idiot" ... dunno where she learned that but she says it with a distinctly northern accent.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)
And yet the mods get away with far worse.
Ah well, another round to begin on Tuesday, no doubt. I hear they'll both be hiding behind seven proxies.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:58, archived)
Ah well, another round to begin on Tuesday, no doubt. I hear they'll both be hiding behind seven proxies.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:58, archived)
Don't think there's a mcscrubber within a mile of here.
There's a proper burger van by the pub round the corner.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)
There's a proper burger van by the pub round the corner.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)
I hardly go into McD's chains, but when I do their staff always have a look of hatred
I don't blame them.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:23, archived)
I don't blame them.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:23, archived)
Aaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhheeeeeeeooooooooooooorrrrrggggggghhjhhhhaaaaaarrrrrrr
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:21, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:21, archived)
You can say that again.
I'm not admitting to watching Strictly..., but I think Claudia Winkleman might be on heroin.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
I'm not admitting to watching Strictly..., but I think Claudia Winkleman might be on heroin.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
Not often I'd say "no, I wouldn't,"
but I'll make an exception, this time.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:57, archived)
but I'll make an exception, this time.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:57, archived)
I wish I was on heroin
I hear it's supposed to be a good larf.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:28, archived)
I hear it's supposed to be a good larf.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:28, archived)
she used to go raving back in the late 80's early ninties. acted like a jew
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
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( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:30, archived)
B3ta Newsletter...
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Links
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( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:30, archived)
abbreviated laughing?
L' why not just fuck all letters? ' ' ' ' ' ' so yeah
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:53, archived)
L' why not just fuck all letters? ' ' ' ' ' ' so yeah
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:53, archived)
Is that fucking Thykarann or Xaczik or some shit? I only speak Shyriiwook, soz.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:24, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:24, archived)
So what's the etiquette with sock puppets?
Also what's haooened to gloves?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:41, archived)
Also what's haooened to gloves?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:41, archived)
Is one of the aliens in Skagra's time-travelling mental meltdown?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:08, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:08, archived)
To not let the audience see your arm entering the puppet.
Otherwise you lose the suspension of disbelief vital to the audience ascribing a character to the puppet.
HTH
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:07, archived)
Otherwise you lose the suspension of disbelief vital to the audience ascribing a character to the puppet.
HTH
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:07, archived)
surely egg cups are already round,
i never saw a square egg.
long egg, yes, square, no. good idea, though. would go with square sausage.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:46, archived)
i never saw a square egg.
long egg, yes, square, no. good idea, though. would go with square sausage.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:46, archived)
i'll be honest i don't actually know what a hen's bum looks like anyway
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:51, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:51, archived)
SpanishFly once snorted a line of talcum powder off a baby's bottom
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:43, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:43, archived)
SpanishFly...
once laughed at a sad looking cat, which made the cat feel bad about himself until tea time that day.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
once laughed at a sad looking cat, which made the cat feel bad about himself until tea time that day.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
SpanishFly goes along to BNP rallies 'ironically' but secretly enjoys it
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:49, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:49, archived)
is the BNP still a thing?
i thought everyone went over to UKIP now and they'd all packed up.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:42, archived)
i thought everyone went over to UKIP now and they'd all packed up.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:42, archived)
Dunno, my social media is all 'Look, a photo of a really thin dog, join Britain First and by unspecified means we'll totally put a stop to all this sort of thing'
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:49, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:49, archived)
In terms of membership numbers, the SNP is now the UK's third biggest party.
Imagine that.
More people signed up in the last week than UKIP have in total.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
Imagine that.
More people signed up in the last week than UKIP have in total.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
Stealing my fucking limelight? I think not.
I am in the juicer...they have Amstel.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:25, archived)
I am in the juicer...they have Amstel.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:25, archived)
Christopher Robin went there with Alice...
then roofied her pinot
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:31, archived)
then roofied her pinot
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:31, archived)
It's a close call in the desperate attention seeking crybaby stakes, to be fair.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:45, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:45, archived)
You can get fucked as well.
I've had it up to here with you cunts today.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:54, archived)
I've had it up to here with you cunts today.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:54, archived)
You're upset with us every day, treacle.
I assumed that was why you kept coming back.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:56, archived)
I assumed that was why you kept coming back.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:56, archived)
called 'em..
apparently kiddie fiddling is ok round here... just don't put addresses in your sig or they'll go all night stick upside your head
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:01, archived)
apparently kiddie fiddling is ok round here... just don't put addresses in your sig or they'll go all night stick upside your head
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:01, archived)
'Show me on this sock puppet where the sock puppet touched you'
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:06, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:06, archived)
It's true.
I mean I'm aware it's like saying you prefer shoving nails up your bum to wanking with razorwire, but it still applies.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:43, archived)
I mean I'm aware it's like saying you prefer shoving nails up your bum to wanking with razorwire, but it still applies.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:43, archived)
But there's nothing there. At least portsmouth has some actual shops
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
When was the last time you were in Havant?
This might explain why you're so drastically wrong
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
This might explain why you're so drastically wrong
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
Ah
There's nothing there. It has an Argos, a wilco and a pound land. Oh and a greggs.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:46, archived)
There's nothing there. It has an Argos, a wilco and a pound land. Oh and a greggs.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:46, archived)
I'd say it's the things that havant lacks that pompey has that makes it a better place.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
We'd need to donate a few grand, each,
to rouse the dog-botherers that own this site.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:46, archived)
to rouse the dog-botherers that own this site.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:46, archived)
too many people were shoving up there arses, it became a health hazard
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:47, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:47, archived)
I don't know where Havant is.
Sounds like a fake place from Star Wars or sumink.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
Sounds like a fake place from Star Wars or sumink.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
You could have written that page yourself.
I still can't be sure it's a real place.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:46, archived)
I still can't be sure it's a real place.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:46, archived)
if you told me you'd lived there your whole life, i'd believe you
it's that kind of place
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:19, archived)
it's that kind of place
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:19, archived)
So it's an exciting, dynamic place with a thriving underground music scene, yeah?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:47, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:47, archived)
i'm 39, i drink cider
not the cheap plonky stuff, though. i just don't like lager.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:58, archived)
not the cheap plonky stuff, though. i just don't like lager.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:58, archived)
wait, in that case I think it's probably okay to like cider, if you're a girl.
I'll have to check the rules.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:05, archived)
I'll have to check the rules.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:05, archived)
i'm pretty sure it's mandatory
like having a sneaky soft spot for babycham
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
like having a sneaky soft spot for babycham
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
I'm trying to sing these two lines to Salt n Pepa's melody
and it just isn't working
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
and it just isn't working
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
*nods*
There are lots of different smelling chemical explosions though. Bit vague. 2/5
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
There are lots of different smelling chemical explosions though. Bit vague. 2/5
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
I sometimes think about how great I could be, then remember that I had some food in the microwave
Just thinking of a duck, right now.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:18, archived)
Just thinking of a duck, right now.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:18, archived)
we had duck the other day
I almost burned the cassoulet that I made from the leftovers last night
I'd never have been able to look my mother-in-law in the eye
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:26, archived)
I almost burned the cassoulet that I made from the leftovers last night
I'd never have been able to look my mother-in-law in the eye
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:26, archived)
dunno ... seems a bit puerile ... I'm an adult and my digestion is quite healthy
can we talk about scalextric instead?
neeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwooooooom!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:22, archived)
can we talk about scalextric instead?
neeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwooooooom!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:22, archived)
there's two big micro scalextric sets in a local charity shop.
they've been there for ages.
£20 each
wasn't sure if they were really worth it
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, archived)
they've been there for ages.
£20 each
wasn't sure if they were really worth it
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, archived)
the mini ones are a bit rubbish
we had done in the office for a bit
get your wallet out and spend a couple of hundred on a proper set
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
we had done in the office for a bit
get your wallet out and spend a couple of hundred on a proper set
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
Nah, it was just because they were there that I considered it.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
Invented in Havant
One of the very few things to actually happen there
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
One of the very few things to actually happen there
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
I went busking there once.
made about £2.40 enough to pay for my parking ticket
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
made about £2.40 enough to pay for my parking ticket
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
Nice
That's the average hourly wage of people working there, so you did alright
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
That's the average hourly wage of people working there, so you did alright
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
No one prefers Havant to ANYTHING
I prefer diverticulitis to Havant
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
I prefer diverticulitis to Havant
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
Made in the factory in Margate
where Hornby built all those little electric trains
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
where Hornby built all those little electric trains
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:37, archived)
the Hornby/Scalextric website is excellent if you want to spend all your dinner money on toys
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
Someone dropped their guts in a meeting once and I had to leave
it smelt like burning electric
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
it smelt like burning electric
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
EVENING!
I... I'm so sorry. This... this... this has never happened to me, before.
Oh. Oh, the shame.
You won't tell anyone, will you? Maybe... maybe we could try again, another time?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:54, archived)
I... I'm so sorry. This... this... this has never happened to me, before.
Oh. Oh, the shame.
You won't tell anyone, will you? Maybe... maybe we could try again, another time?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:54, archived)
who wants to come on a cycling trip around Europe
visiting the continents best examples of escalators
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:21, archived)
visiting the continents best examples of escalators
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:21, archived)
if it had been paternosters, then maybe i'd have been interested
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:23, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:23, archived)
paternosters are the tits
i think they're illegal now but there used to be an ace one in the art building at my university
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
i think they're illegal now but there used to be an ace one in the art building at my university
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
yeah, i reckon you could chop someone fully in half
imagine that
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
imagine that
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
seems like this would be the perfect thing for you to visit
www.supercompressor.com/gear/norway-has-invented-the-trampe-cyclocable-bike-escalator
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:29, archived)
www.supercompressor.com/gear/norway-has-invented-the-trampe-cyclocable-bike-escalator
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:29, archived)
They've replaced all the wooden ones in London
FUCK YOU ESCALATOR BIG WIGS
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:31, archived)
FUCK YOU ESCALATOR BIG WIGS
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:31, archived)
OAK, THAT WASN'T FUNNY, BUT I BET IT MAKES IT ONTO THE POPLAR PAGE
HA HA HA HA
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
HA HA HA HA
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
I think the root of the problem is that it's very easy to branch out into more puns until someone barks at you to stop
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
I don't want to be left in the larch on the naughty step
just for making a few easy jokes, maybe we should ash him if it's ok to make so many puns or if we should stop, I think he's just for evergreen with envy
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)
just for making a few easy jokes, maybe we should ash him if it's ok to make so many puns or if we should stop, I think he's just for evergreen with envy
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)
the worst std has to be pregnancy, am i right, fellas?
bitches be crazy
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
bitches be crazy
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
Leave it a few months, and it sort of clears up by itself.
Bit of a messy discharge to contend with, mind.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:45, archived)
Bit of a messy discharge to contend with, mind.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:45, archived)
she certainly couldn't have replied so promptly with all of our cocks in her mouth
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:02, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:02, archived)
that's why i always pull out at the last minute and release myself into an empty nescafe jar
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
well yea i know rite
hence why you exist, am i rite or am i rite?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:59, archived)
hence why you exist, am i rite or am i rite?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:59, archived)
Apart from your use of the word 'hence'
Yes, you are indeed 'rite'
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)
Yes, you are indeed 'rite'
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)
Take me down to Welwyn Garden City
Where the grass is green / And the girls are pretty
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:13, archived)
Where the grass is green / And the girls are pretty
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:13, archived)
Doing what?
We agreed this in advance. Why do you always pull out at the last moment?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)
We agreed this in advance. Why do you always pull out at the last moment?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)
what will he strain the tea leaves with if he puts his knickers back on?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
I'm sure I was destined for something more along the lines of international playboy or drunken hobo, I dunno
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:29, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:29, archived)
how deep is your cunt? (how deep, how deep is your cunt?) i really need to know
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:43, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:43, archived)
He probably needs it explained that he has to move his mouse cursor over the link and press the button on it.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
balloon hat, balloon pants and a spangly boob tube whatever that is, my stylist is sorting it
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:49, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:49, archived)
I can cope with morning, it's clearly defined
but what's with all this afternoon nonsense?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:19, archived)
but what's with all this afternoon nonsense?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:19, archived)
But the wiki says afternoon can end around 9:30 in the summer
which is outrageously wrong.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:46, archived)
which is outrageously wrong.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:46, archived)
The Beeb are dropping by a little later to take my old kendo armour
to Japan for the F1 Japanese GP...
My shitty first set of armour, to Japan, the home of kendo, where you'll find a shop willing to lend you high quality kit for your telly program in every single town...
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:30, archived)
to Japan for the F1 Japanese GP...
My shitty first set of armour, to Japan, the home of kendo, where you'll find a shop willing to lend you high quality kit for your telly program in every single town...
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:30, archived)
I'll take your patronising attitude over MONO!'s cynicism, any day.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
oh, I thought... it's just you said you taught Miyagi Karate?
Were... Were you lying?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:20, archived)
Were... Were you lying?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:20, archived)
I'd never tell lies, especially not on here.
I'm just terribly upset by MONO!'s attitude.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:46, archived)
I'm just terribly upset by MONO!'s attitude.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:46, archived)
GPs in Japan have to wear armour?
Must be pretty rough out there.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
Must be pretty rough out there.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
Don't think I'd like working out there, I'd worry about having to commit Seppuku if I made a mistake.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:38, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:38, archived)
how do you know you wouldn't enjoy committing seppuku?
give it a try
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:50, archived)
give it a try
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:50, archived)
I'll try it on someone else first and see if they like it. Do you want to volunteer?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:03, archived)
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:03, archived)
I missed the first morning thread so I'm glad to see this here
morning MONO!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:42, archived)
morning MONO!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:42, archived)
Good Morning
Thank you for contacting B3ta /talk.
I'm afraid we're closed now, if your matter is urgent then please feel free to shove it.
Thanks and regards
You're Mum
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
Thank you for contacting B3ta /talk.
I'm afraid we're closed now, if your matter is urgent then please feel free to shove it.
Thanks and regards
You're Mum
( , Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
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