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Ten fucking sandles!
in my minivan if anyone wants a pair
(I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:23, archived)
What size?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
Congrats on not burning to death.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:02, archived)
Beside the pile of semen-bloated toddler carcasses

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:27, archived)
The village paedo stands
The nonce, a sweaty man is he
With white and encrusted pants
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:58, archived)
Terrible haiku
Fuck it Drimble your a cunt
And so is you're mum
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)
Shit off, prick.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:29, archived)
Got your back dude

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:27, archived)
Suck the mucus from a dead tramp's nose

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:26, archived)
sandals

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:34, archived)
pedent

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:49, archived)
scandals more like

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:49, archived)
scandles

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:50, archived)
skandles

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:52, archived)
'andles for scs

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:55, archived)
I want to see pitches of you're sandles first

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:03, archived)
Wrong time of year for sandals.
Stick to puppies and/or sweets, they're perennially popular.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
Ten fucking candles!
Fuck yes, bitches!

Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:22, archived)
dunno who you are, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:25, archived)
I'm the guy with 10 candles
haven't posted in a while, been a bit busy.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:26, archived)
Bumhats
someone has the same candle day as me but they have 11 candles.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:30, archived)
stfu noob
nah, you're alright. haven't seen your name here in a while
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:43, archived)
I've been busy

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:57, archived)
Fucking hell
I'd forgotten you existed until I saw your username again. It's been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:46, archived)
I have been lurking
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:58, archived)
I lurk at random, which is why I did not reply.
You have to be quicker with replies or I disappear into the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)
YOU ARE A HERO

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:57, archived)
well quite.
for a modest donation you may touch my hair
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:59, archived)
how much to be able to touch your soul?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)
woah-dude

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)
ok I can pay five whoahs

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)

h
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)
nobody would try to pay in whoahs that's old money

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:04, archived)
whats that in metric?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:04, archived)
10 candles!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:06, archived)
how convenient

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:08, archived)
you're a bit fucking late to your own party aren't you big boy?

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:58, archived)
yeah, whats your excuse?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)
mine is I had to get some sausage rolls from Morrisons

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:04, archived)
noob

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:07, archived)
alright
Alt: Good evening.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:28, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:31, archived)
Richard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:33, archived)
cheese and onion

(I helped save b3ta! arsefez is back, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:36, archived)
captain placid likes watching port talbot hockey club on a regular basis

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:37, archived)
captain flaccid more like haha
you know, when he's not looking at pictures of children
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:41, archived)
Good evening.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:44, archived)
#EVENT1KRU

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:47, archived)
hooray you're drimble again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:50, archived)
innit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:53, archived)
you should go back to your first user name, then flounce and come back, repeat as required

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:04, archived)
gets boring after a while

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:04, archived)
Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:50, archived)
fod

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:51, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:53, archived)
Captain Placid likes licking Plumdozers Tiny Helmet Clean

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:54, archived)
don't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:58, archived)
f o f o d

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:57, archived)
s v f x

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:22, archived)
t i s w a s

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:42, archived)
alright, f off d.
Alt: isn't putting Alt subjects an /offtopic thing?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:21, archived)
are they limited by threads there so they ask multiple questions?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:45, archived)
I'm not allowed to post there any more because I'm a gentile

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:54, archived)
I don't post there because I'm not interested in what they have to say.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:59, archived)
evening all

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:25, archived)
if you could have a new thread,
what would you want it to be about?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)
me

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)
i don't want to blow your mind
but now that's exactly what this thread is about!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
awesome
i am fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:13, archived)
you should get a trophy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:30, archived)

threewordphrase.com/trophy.htm
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:55, archived)
i never got around to sending it, but this was the trophy for the world cup sweepstake
i.imgur.com/uJXSjsB.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:05, archived)
holy shit, that's incredible
can i still have it?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:28, archived)
No, you lost

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:38, archived)
yeah but he offered it to me because you're a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
you're a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:13, archived)
you're the cuntiest cunt

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:24, archived)
threads

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
as in clothes?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
word

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:31, archived)
excel

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:50, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:55, archived)
p

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:12, archived)
crisps

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:17, archived)

s +y duck
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:19, archived)
+ plum sauce

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:31, archived)

pl b
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:31, archived)
As long as it's not that film where they nuke Sheffield.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:41, archived)
not sure, probably post an irreverent twitter message:
s28.postimg.org/n4rje7nr1/kofi.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:13, archived)
can't believe kofi annan tweeted that
i'll never watch shawshank redemption again
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
he is a new hitler

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:22, archived)
you don't play by anyone's rules, do you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:28, archived)
yet the mods do nothing

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:40, archived)
bunch of workshy pricks

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:43, archived)
COFFEE.
AND A NAAN.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:29, archived)
IT'S PIE NIGHT AT THE WELLIE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
FIVER FOR PIE, PEAS AND CHIPS.
A FEW PINTS AND GET THE GUITARS OUT.
LADIES AND GENTLETITS LET'S GET TONIGHT ON.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)
see you in there
I'll the guy staring intensely and rubbing my legs a lot.
Don't be put off, it's my way of coping in social situations.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
Wellie wellie wellie pie, wellie pie, wellie pie,
wellie wellie wellie pie, ooh arr how's your mother?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
all gravy thanks

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:22, archived)
That sounds like a terrible pie :(

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:28, archived)
this sounds quite appealing

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
We'll discuss our respective days in the pub, challenge each other on interesting topics and discuss our favourite pog from 90s phenomenon "Pogs"
Then we'll hit guitars to songs we know and maybe sit down and just play together for a while with a couple of cups of tea, and then after a while we'll disappear separately into the night.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:33, archived)
i had 'pog: the game' which was a board game version of pogs
i only wanted it because it came with 100 pogs. then just after i got them, my school banned pogs
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:43, archived)
i wanna know what pogs is
I want you to show me
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:49, archived)
WOOOOAH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
WOOOOAH YOU GIVE POGS A BAD NAME

/JON BOVI
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:50, archived)
woah, i wasn't expecting such boisterousness!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
try and hold me back TALLINATOR!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:33, archived)
it'd take a nation of millions to hold you back

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
my tiny, insignificant penis

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
ok, if you're sure that's what you want
just how pathetic is it?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
oh ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:31, archived)
i'm glad you can laugh about it now

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)
the possibility of apricots rising up and enslaving humanity
and why my coffee tastes funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:55, archived)
you're well waki, you are

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:56, archived)
seriously, i was talking to someone today
who honestly believes fruit is evolving to intelligent levels. he seems to have a particular grudge against apricots.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:06, archived)
youre mum's face

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:57, archived)
go for it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
How can I? I've never met the lady
Come on Manolith, THINK
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
you could begin by speculating what it might look like
but if you're going to be nakedly hostile/hostilely naked then forget it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:05, archived)
I imagine her to look like Margot Kidder, with a beard

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:08, archived)
you're pretty wide of the mark there
however, they are the same age
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:10, archived)
That's what I meant....
idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:11, archived)
you worded it poorly, then

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:17, archived)
SO DID YOUR FACE
bored
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:41, archived)
me too, i'm still at work
although i am just playing my 3ds
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:43, archived)
Your "you're mum is face"'s face

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:01, archived)
Youre Dad's is a mum-faced YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
you you're mum is your dad's face

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:05, archived)
Ok, well that's true, so...

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:09, archived)
I've got to play bass tonight

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:10, archived)
Cool
I want to be in a blues/rock band. But I don't like strangers. So I'm going to wallow in my own filth instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:12, archived)
let's do that then.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:14, archived)
A thought occurs
We live quite far apart
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:15, archived)
yet we seem to be talking to each other as if we were nearer

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:18, archived)
you could form a band via skype

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:22, archived)
we could do gigs in two places at once using this method.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:24, archived)
fuckthisimgoinghome

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:28, archived)
Swiss watches that contain their own movements not eta ones

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:35, archived)
Yeah I can see why you wouldn't want a watch made by Basque separatists

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:39, archived)
What time is it?
TIME FOR INDEPENDENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:42, archived)
Hahaha Yeah
www.ablogtowatch.com/a-brief-history-of-eta/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:43, archived)
not clicking that, probably something boring about watches

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:51, archived)
I think the url gives that away, well done tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:16, archived)
there's a line about a swiss watch in the big lebowski

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 17:48, archived)
hahaha ... 'movements' ... like what old women call their shits ... you've got old shits in your watch

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:03, archived)
Being circular with two hands on it, coupled with the observation above,
surely that qualifies as a goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:08, archived)
Swiss shits at that, prolly full musili

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:18, archived)
Noels house party

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:04, archived)
grab a grand, ntv, mr blobby, crinkly bottom, sofa soccer, gotcha

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 18:29, archived)
I ate lots of rice

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:11, archived)
Was it very nice?

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:12, archived)
Inside, Outside, Upside Down

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)
What's for pudding?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:14, archived)
liver and onions

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)

e in
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
how many grains?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:17, archived)
54,874

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
that's about three kilos of cooked rice
I am sceptical about this consumption
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
don't be he's a fat cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:23, archived)
the internet reckons that an average serving of rice is 3750 grains
so you ate enough for more than 14 people, you fat fuck
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:39, archived)
i don't think a moderator should take such an aggressive stance

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:41, archived)
he should make us all mods for the day to say sorry

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
hey, i know you're not supposed to be here
i could ban you at any time. you're my bitch now
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)
he's asking for it really

(Albert Marshmal|ow Having a lovely holiday and I can prove it, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
dunno why they just didn't ban him from qftw like they did me, problem solved

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:06, archived)
because the Mod involved is a retard

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
I can only assume we're talking about gayolith here.
though I can't think of a mod that isn't a dog fingering prick.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
i'm not a qotw mod
i don't give the slightest of shits what goes on there
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:13, archived)
I didn't know we were talking about qotw.
soz.
you're still a prick though.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:17, archived)
we're all pricks here

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:18, archived)
"you don't have to be a prick to work here
but it helps"
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)
to be fair, you don't give the slightest of shits about what goes on here either
that's why we love you and squeeze you and ruffle your manly locks

also: nice quads
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:19, archived)
thanks, i've been working out

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:21, archived)
mods can't do that, in general
the devs can do that but since you got your qotw ban, they've all moved on to usvsth3m
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
you mean ... you mean we're here all ALONE??

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:22, archived)
yeah, basically i'm the king now

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
things just got double SEXY

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:06, archived)
yeah, you?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:01, archived)
no, i had a bagel

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
Jew.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
such intolerance

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
actually, maybe you can help me with my accounts?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:18, archived)
in what way?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:19, archived)
you're the jew
you tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:24, archived)
well it seems you've been spending all your money on lego, prostate massagers and rhino spunk
so, stop doing that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
ok, cool./

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
Now you've upset the autisms.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:42, archived)
you said upset AND autism
that's a twofer on b3ta bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:22, archived)
i think he's a bot trying to rig the game

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:31, archived)
i think he's a bot, as in a bum

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
terrible abuse of Royal Power

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)

ice hino spunk
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:20, archived)
waste not want not

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:21, archived)
Plenty to go round
Don't be shy.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:26, archived)
typical chineser

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
I prefer the term "chinky chinky chinker"

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
or spade face

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
chiggers

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
good
It's the best thing to do with rice, really
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:45, archived)
only faggots eat rice

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
Mmmmmm ...
Rice and faggots. The mid-afternoon snack of champions.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:51, archived)
I'd like to see you call jackie chan a faggot to his face

(Albert Marshmal|ow Having a lovely holiday and I can prove it, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:51, archived)
The 4 foot tall 60 year old?
I don't fancy his chances.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)
wait I was thinking of Bruce Lee

(Albert Marshmal|ow Having a lovely holiday and I can prove it, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:02, archived)
The 4 foot chinky that's been dead for 40 years?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
i bet he can still go

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:33, archived)
I don't hit women, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
^scared of women

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)
Anneka Rice I bet

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:22, archived)
nice!
I bet he challenged Anneka if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)
Flying her chopper, jumping out,
Running up to a pensioner: "I'm looking for MONO's bumhole."
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
what's the most wanky self-referential question anybody has asked on here?

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:24, archived)
Do I like wanking?

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:25, archived)
ask my mum

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:29, archived)
She said yes.

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
she always does

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:29, archived)
alright mongmeister

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
sup sock pups

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
stuff and ting

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:05, archived)
i don't care

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:31, archived)
that's why they made you a Mod

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
my apathy levels are off the charts, probably. i've never checked

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:52, archived)
let's talk about me for a bit

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:32, archived)
you really are swell

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:34, archived)
i know

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:57, archived)
do you like pina colada?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
i don't know if i've ever had one

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:58, archived)
i like what you've done with your hair

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)
i owe it all to not washing it

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:59, archived)
yeah, it's got a really nice greasy sheen

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)
i like how you work it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:59, archived)
i work it real good

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:00, archived)
you are a constant source of disappointment

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:10, archived)
at least i'm consistent

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:12, archived)
'Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:45, archived)
hold on, you haven't seen the plumber yet

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:51, archived)
why and when did Shambolic get bannzored?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:49, archived)
don't worry, he's still here and he's created a new 'dr shambolic' account which will be with us on tuesday

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)
Thought it was quiet.
Which weepy fuck reported him this time?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:55, archived)
Whoever lives at 2 Maple Hill Court i reckon

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
*shrug*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)
The God Of Apathy Has Not Spoken

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:04, archived)
i don't think I'll bother with that one
I mean ... I doubt that he'll bother with that one ... probably ... I wouldn't know.
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:00, archived)
he may have threatened to post personal details if the Mods couldn't pull their finger out and deal with Australian psychos posting personal details
and then delivered on his threat

sounds a bit dickish to me ... good job they banned him 5eva
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:02, archived)
alright Rob Fairholme, exposed again

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:19, archived)
rather brilliantly the qftw Mod who banned me-I-mean-him
has left the offending information online and associated it with Carehome's real name ... so it's gone from being a meaningless address to genuine online harassment that'll show up on Google

I can only assume this was deliberate
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:31, archived)
It's almost as if
no-one gives a shit, except you and the other mental
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
i give a shit
i think you should check your facts
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
one of my favourite things on the internet
is when some grumpspaz joins in half way through a conversation to tell everybody that nobody is interested in the conversation

never gets old
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:53, archived)
i've not really understood or read what the issue is here
but i care with all my heart
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
this is why you are such a cherished contributor and mascot

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:58, archived)
You should get out more

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:59, archived)
you should go fuck yourself

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:00, archived)
Calm down grandad

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:01, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:05, archived)
Has sploosh gone as well then, new poster who inexplicably knows about this situation?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:29, archived)
i have no idea because I'm only twelve and i came here by accident
but if I were the sock puppet of a nefarious regular I assume I'd be able to hack the sploosh account and find out
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:33, archived)
I always thought it was a chick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:36, archived)
it can be whatever you want it to be, dave

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:45, archived)
wank wank wanky wank wank?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:34, archived)
wank off wankzers

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:46, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
I have successfully made people in my office believe that "Pretzel" is "goodbye" in Polish
and now everyone is waving goodbye to Ewelina in our office and saying loudly "Pretzel" which causes myself and Ewelina to laugh quietly.

We think it is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:05, archived)
oh wait, that wasn't the question
haha LOOK AT ME, AREN'T I AN IDIOT?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)
Your funny
I like you
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:12, archived)
thanks ducky

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:13, archived)
A: "what's the most wanky self-referential question anybody has asked on here?"

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
yeah ... that'd be the joke right there

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
Fave bodily fluid?

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:41, archived)
Internet upset tears

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:43, archived)
wank wank wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:43, archived)
I couldn't possibly pick a favourite

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)
Jamaica

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:49, archived)
typical plod

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:50, archived)
^Baggenfock's fave bodily fluid

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:52, archived)
I cannot discuss this at this time or on this forum.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:55, archived)
When is the order due to be lifted?

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)
That is now a legal matter

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:00, archived)
i like to mix them all together

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:01, archived)
Potions!

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:01, archived)
LOVE SOUP

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:05, archived)
yeah, i like soup too
calm down
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:51, archived)
synovial

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:03, archived)
Crack addict?

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:04, archived)
no thanks I'm trying to give them up

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:06, archived)
System addict?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:06, archived)
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING CRAP?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)
ADHD

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)
the attention deficit bit I can definitely see, but the hyperactivity?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)
That's true
Attention Deficit Lethargy Disorder?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:13, archived)
lazy stoner?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)
Well if you want to get into specifics

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:19, archived)
attention deficit hairlessness disorder

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:15, archived)
Hair Deficit, surely

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:15, archived)
attention deficit hair deficit?
don't be silly
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:51, archived)
anal dog handling diploma

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)
Anal Defect Happiness Disorder

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:16, archived)
my mate spent ages insisting that his mates has been behind that crank call
but he was a fucking liar
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:10, archived)
Eliot Fletcher was a legend
they don't make tv like that any more
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)
I think we've all had mates like that
I had one who's uncle was in QPR, another who's uncle was in Showaddywaddy, another who'd trained with Bruce Lee....the list goes on. My life seemed so dull by comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:15, archived)
I once met the chap off of showaddywaddy when he managed a band I played a gig with many years ago
More exciting tales of my brushes with fame are available on request
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)
I would love to hear more, Tangled
I deally, I'd like to hear about brushes with the least famous celebrities you've met. I love crap claims to fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:20, archived)
i sold popcorn to fred dineage

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:23, archived)
I served Kiera Knightley cheese.

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:26, archived)
my friend sold a paintbrush to dylan moran

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)
I have an almost amusing anecdote about the time I was in the support band for Ed Tudor-Pole that I may tell you one day

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)
i once shared a train sleeper cabin with Wolf from gladiators

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)
which spoon were you?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
nah ... Wolf was the white one ... you're probably thinking of Shadow
lolcasualracism
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)
listen, man
i just want to know if you bummed him or vice versa
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)
we just lazily scissored between Crewe and Glasgow Central

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:14, archived)
my uncle survived 9/11 by jumping out of the plane as it was about to hit the tower
and using his boxer shorts as a parachute landed safely on the ground.
He then caught a woman who had jumped whom he later married.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:31, archived)
+ and then he went to a convenience store, and the muslim owner refused to serve him because he was an infidel
LIKE THIS IF U LOVE AMERICA
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:38, archived)
I was Dickon Hares.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:23, archived)
Telly addict?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:07, archived)
telly savalas?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:14, archived)
is going to spearhead an OI revival down Whitechapel way?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:15, archived)
Welcome to Portsmouth

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:16, archived)
Probably blood.
I don't think I could live without it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)
I like to keep it close to my heart.

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:19, archived)
I literally have blood running through my veins
Cut me, I bleed blood
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:21, archived)
I'm drinking tea.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:21, archived)
get outta town!
me too!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:24, archived)
You're not going to believe this guys but.
...............yeah
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:26, archived)
Like 3 teas in a tod

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)
bobb tod?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:59, archived)

tod Lobblaw
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:02, archived)
of the bob loblaw law blog?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:02, archived)
The very same
My boredom has reached epic heights. I'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:03, archived)
can I come?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:11, archived)
Sure!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:12, archived)
for reals?
i was going to pop home at lunch for a snooze
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:14, archived)
Nice palindrome dubs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:47, archived)
milk

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
Whose?

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)
ym

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:33, archived)
Highly nutritious by all accounts.

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:34, archived)
I heard that, if a morning thread is posted after midnight,
we'll all turn into Gremlins.
Only that plucky mogwalith can save us, now.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:49, archived)
I heard that Gizmo was a right prick when he was drunk

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:51, archived)
he really was

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:51, archived)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:17, archived)
'sup

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:51, archived)
it's always after midnight

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:53, archived)
woah deep man

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:54, archived)
even at 0:00:00?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:58, archived)
my oven goes to 24:00:00
fucking Germans
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
what's the minute before 1am called?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)
Charles

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)
it can't ever be 'at' 0:00:00 though, it's a dividing line between one instant and the next

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:02, archived)
my cat's breath smells like cat food

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)
or is it that cat food smells like your cat's breath?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:07, archived)
proper thought-provoking stuff here today

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:08, archived)
That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:08, archived)
Eat my shits

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:13, archived)
please don't make this sexual

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
clumsy
in continuous analysis there are an infinite number of instants between any two distinct instances.

For all P1, P2 in S where P1 is not P2 there exists ε such that {Pn s.t. |P1-Pn| < ε < |P2-Pn|} is an infinite subset of S
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:12, archived)
yeah but I think the real question here is 'how long does midnight last'?
if it's less than 30 seconds it's probably not worth bothering with, we should do away with it
write your mp
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:17, archived)
They won't do nutin coz of EUrocrats and Muslamics.

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:29, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:38, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojtuDUbRoxI
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:59, archived)
It's always before midnight, too.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
there's an interesting philosophical discussion to be had here about whether a dimensionless point or instant has any meaning outside pure mathematics if we live in a quantised universe

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:03, archived)
shut up mgt

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:04, archived)
Not on this forum, there isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:05, archived)
I'm just trying to lift us back into the heady days of 2003

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:13, archived)
I wonder what Jake Bugg would make of it
youtu.be/JQOQjniux8E
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:14, archived)
No there isn't
you fucking retard
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
'Interesting' is subjective

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
well yes ... thick people won't find clever things interesting and vice versa

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)
Tell us more about this 'quantised universe'
You really don't realise how thick you are, do you?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:38, archived)
yerr ... I've got a phd in maths so I'm prolly thick as fuck

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:01, archived)
Which you no doubt got free in a packet of cornflakes.
Your comment above betrays a complete lack of comprehension of the concepts that you are boasting that you understand.

It's like you've read the words somewhere, and know they're the kind of words that clever people use, but you really have no clue what they mean.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:09, archived)
you should prolly pick a an internet fight with Time Cube guy, pet
you've already shot your intellectual load on here too often to bluster
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:13, archived)
muff off monzers

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:56, archived)
yessah

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)
greetings and salutations

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)
are those like muslims?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:59, archived)
gremlanic ray guns

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
something smells funny in my office
and I'm super paranoid that it's me. How do I proceed?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
FUCKING WAKE UP
JESUS, YOU'RE LAZY
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
is this directed at me or yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
You, sleepy
Nah, you're alright you are
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)
go jump in a pond

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
We have two
Which one should I jump in?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
the one with the most algae and tadpoles

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)
So when are we mario karting?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)
maybe this weekend some time?
i'll have a word with 'er indoors
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:20, archived)
I shall do likewise

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:21, archived)
I hope you've invited ssg, he is always left out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:40, archived)

we'll all turn into Gremlins. they're gonna post naked photos from Janet's iCloud account
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:12, archived)
And you REALLY don't want to get him wet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:42, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:49, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)
'reet?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
Yeah
bored, but yeah. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:04, archived)
Yeah
bored, but yeah. pub?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)
Yeah, go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)
see you there

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:48, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 0:05, archived)
Too Soon
I'm still eating my tea
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 0:16, archived)
alright Rob Fairholme

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:58, archived)
hiya, u ok?
which breakfast tv presenter would you like to have sex with?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:21, archived)
Sian Williams

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:57, archived)
Bill Turnbull

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:21, archived)
it's his generic monotone voice that sends me full mast

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:28, archived)
the John Digweed of BBC Breakfast

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:30, archived)
yeah i have been in langstone recently btw

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:51, archived)
fuck off bozers

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:50, archived)
:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 7:58, archived)
alright fod

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:33, archived)
alright modolith

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:34, archived)
this is the behaviour of a predatory paedophile

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:01, archived)
takes one to know one, hmm?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:02, archived)
I'm here to learn the tricks of the trade

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:34, archived)
step 1: source pictures of the children of your nemesis
Step 2: masturbate over the picture

Step 3: take a picture of the spunk-spattered portrait

Step 4: gaz it to your nemesis

Step 5: Rob Fairholme.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:37, archived)
oh man ... I've just realised that the ban means I've lost the hilarious record of a thousand furious Gaz messages from upset qftwers
sad times
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:56, archived)
what ban?
Whatever for?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:58, archived)
Sure whatever

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:20, archived)
hey, d'you want to come here and do my job for me?
i need to go back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:33, archived)
Sure
You'll need to take my kids to school for me, but that won't be a problem, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:35, archived)
does it matter which school they end up at?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:36, archived)
I guess not

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:37, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:40, archived)
I too am tired
Still, working from home tomorrow and day off on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:41, archived)
i've been doing 9-10.5 hours a day this week
and it's the first week of term so there are new students cluttering up the place and asking inane questions
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:44, archived)
I did nearly 10 hours last week ... fair broke a sweat.

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:58, archived)
bae xxx

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:26, archived)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:27, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:43, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
The Queen PURRS

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:01, archived)
yeah!
and i thought she was supposed to be a lizard!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:02, archived)
I'm more comfortable with the lizard idea.
I wonder if she likes being scratched behind the ear?
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)
Perhaps she'd eaten a happy cat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 5:03, archived)
she's so fucking sexy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:09, archived)
She's modelling herself on Dame Helen Mirren.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
eew, wouldn't

(Good evening Good evening, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:15, archived)
Mirren or Queen?

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:16, archived)
i don't suppose you'd have a choice if it were the Queen,
you'd do as she asked or she'd have your head cut off.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:22, archived)
That's just foreplay.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:59, archived)
4chan keep getting media attention for being pricks.
Are you guys just the wrong sort of pricks?
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)
all 20 of us

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:05, archived)
20? That's generous.
I thought 80% of the board was Dr Shambolic.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:07, archived)
yeah but the other 20% is 19 of us

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:19, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
he's the one who thinks he's better than everybody else
um might not be narrowing it down that much actually
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
I struggle with the depth of character on a comedy forum, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:27, archived)
What is this 'comedy' word people keep batting around?

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:28, archived)
it's like when you do a really good poo

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
All my poos are the same.
I think it's just one infinite poo that I need to keep trimming so it doesn't grow too big.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:00, archived)
short bum and sides?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)
I use a cigar cutter.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)
You forget so soon.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:25, archived)
I can't even :(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:07, archived)
it's not like the old days,
when Rob used to get on Newsnight as an internet expert or some shit
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:23, archived)
Who does that these days?
Probably Stephen Fry.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:27, archived)
afterdoublegeography

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:34, archived)
triple math

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:36, archived)
economics with Mrs jadididididi dede di
We did that to the dukes of hazard horn sound, think she loved it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:41, archived)
you did economics at school?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:44, archived)
take no notice he's sat there typing lies, its his m.o.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:48, archived)
bit harsh, and yes I did economics at school

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
Yer gcse, it wernt that good, no trading or anything, more long term futures markets

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:34, archived)
we only had Home Economics,
which isn't the same thing at all
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:18, archived)
Fingering in the stock cupboard
with Mr Wombat
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:43, archived)
here anyone watch that educating essex thing? teenagers are right cunts

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:47, archived)
i wouldn't want to extrapolate from Essex to the rest of the world

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:49, archived)
extrapolate
fruity
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:52, archived)
that's not what my maths teacher said it meant

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:57, archived)
somewhere out there, theres some text books need proper updating

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:58, archived)
go to page 24... *flips pages*
go to page 86... *flips pages*
go to page 15... *flips pages*

lol YOURE MUM
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:59, archived)
the French textbooks always had CDCs
drawn on the heads of all the characters in the comic strips.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:01, archived)
haha or the science book 'go to page...' led you to a picture of the human anatomy with heavily pencilled in bush and enlarged tits

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:04, archived)
with arrows pointing to the tits and minge, just in case you missed it like

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:05, archived)
I used to do that, every week the school library put round stuff that got sexyfied

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)
i still do it with copies of the business plan what management leave in the mess room

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:08, archived)
"go to page 15 for gross profit"
and you've drawn bigger performance on the performance indicators
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:22, archived)
i don't want to know what "textbook" and "updating" mean in this context

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:59, archived)
oh god

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)
I forgot you had to sign in to create new definitions - too much effort.
I was going to add "Rosalicious - A stinky butthole aftertaste." :-(((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:05, archived)
trouser why would you want to do this, whatever happened to sisterhood

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:06, archived)
Emma Watson made me do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:07, archived)
that massive bitch

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:07, archived)
I hated teenagers even when i was a teenager
scientists should come up with a way to do without them altogether

or send them to war or sutin
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:50, archived)
be careful what you wish for

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:52, archived)
my mate teaches them, she's since put on three stone and turned lesbean, make of that what you will

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:56, archived)
children our are future

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:20, archived)
everybody's searching for a hero

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:30, archived)
fuck, I don't remember any of my high school lessons

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:54, archived)
Bet you kept thinking about the tits of that girl you fancied in school well into your 20s and 30s and sometimes you stop mid-wank and realise who you're visualising is young enough to be your daughter but still you carry on anyway

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)
jesus, I was one, many two wanks away from forgetting about her.
now I'll have to start over again.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:05, archived)
Where *is* Bartleby?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2766766/BA-pilot-sex-underage-boys-stop-overs-India-long-haul-flights.html
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:17, archived)
NDIYM

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:19, archived)
why would my mum have deliveries?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:25, archived)
well, she does work in a wharehouse
or something like that anyway
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:26, archived)
I think the BIG HTML tag should be allowed here.
But only for me, JMG, and I suppose the last remaining MOD that actually looks here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:27, archived)
dunno what you're on about soz.
Fuck off back to links?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:30, archived)
Steady on Jay, Dave Trousers is fresh from a more waki internet era circa 2008.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:33, archived)
^^ DT Fan Club Member 94007 ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:46, archived)
alright
anybody like dancing? I can dance like a mother fucker
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:12, archived)
You want to be careful with that, look what happened to Patrick Swayze

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:28, archived)
he had sex with an underage girl in front of her appalled parents?

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:37, archived)
he said Patrick Swayzorz
not SpanishFly
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:46, archived)
is it still posting it's rubbish here?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:56, archived)
was at 15:10

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:59, archived)
he continually put smoking hot bitches to the sword right up until his dying day?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
I don't even know what this means, I read it on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:45, archived)
now I've just read it on the internet so it must be true

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:53, archived)
I think it means impaling women who are on fire, seems a bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:56, archived)
These celebrities seem to get away with anything

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:01, archived)
Fuck it, my brain's dead from signing repeat prescriptions, I'm going home

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:03, archived)
don't worry ... you'll soon be replaced by a computer
then you can spend all your time at home

prolly not your current one though given your much diminished circumstances
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:05, archived)
Nah, when Ed Milliband gets in he's giving me a pay rise.
'bout bloody time too, I need a new car
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:07, archived)
politicians don't make those decisions, the market does
you're obsolete ... 80% of your job can be done better and cheaper by a machine ... that's 80% of you out of a job

I mean ... it's possible you're in that remaining 20% ... but let's be honest ... it's not all that likely, is it?

and you'll have to complete for the menial jobs with the solicitors who'll be made obsolete and redundant six months earlier
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:14, archived)
we can dance if you want to
we can leave your friends behind
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:34, archived)
Everybody look at your hands!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:46, archived)
Hey manolith, you're a mod and seem to have plenty of time on your hands, why don't you just set the new QOTW?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:54, archived)
"Outraged Online"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:58, archived)
"How many times has SpanishFly touched your kids?"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:00, archived)
if he had any balls he'd just delete the whole thing

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:01, archived)
This is clearly his opportunity to be an internet hero

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:13, archived)
we don't need another hero!

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:15, archived)

mother fucker overweight, middle-aged mess with cerebral palsy
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:47, archived)

fucking his mother
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:48, archived)
well if you are I hope you are being gentle, she's getting on a bit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:54, archived)
the multiple sclerosis hasn't done much for her mattress gymnastics either

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:02, archived)
with my back?? ? ? ? no ta

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:53, archived)
You could throw some moves on your mobility scooter?
Wouldn't want you to feel left out.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:56, archived)
bit harsh
he did his back in with a swan dive down tootenham court road in 85.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:59, archived)
I'm pretty much convinced that I'll die while break dancing.

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:04, archived)

break dancing walking up the stairs, next week.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:06, archived)
Yeah, that's what you've been getting them to put on the sick notes but it doesn't stop you fishing does it?
Bloody benefits cheats.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:00, archived)
like I'm entitled to benefits, I think you have to have less than 16k to apply

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:10, archived)
You could always, you know, just spend all your money, safe in the knowledge that the state won't let you starve

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:12, archived)
"Denver, the last dinosaur
He's your friend and a whole lot more"

What do you suppose he means by that?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:08, archived)
it means shut up

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
I'm not sure that it does, the doveston
You been to Langstone recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
he's doing your mum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
That makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:22, archived)
classic mono

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
I'm looking forward to more MONO!'s bumhole-related antics. Next week: Total prolapse

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
You spiteful man

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
hey tw'ats
if you were a soup
what depth of soup would you be?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:28, archived)
About 2 inches

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
Worst blind date question / response ever

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:54, archived)
It means he also deals krokodil

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:23, archived)
sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
I didn't realise the bassist from Krokodil is now also the bassist in Slipknot.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:28, archived)
he's also a dinosaur, is what they mean

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
But then that's already established in the first line

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:25, archived)
He's a talking dinosaur who can time-travel?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
Fuck this, I'm going home

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:24, archived)
fuck you
We don't need you. I'm in the fucking juicer anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
it means
he's the last surviving member of the dinosaur race, having murdered all the others, before hiding himself in an egg so he could pretend to be a baby. however, he isn't. he's just biding his time, before he beats those fucking californian stoner kids to death with his 80's style guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:35, archived)
Posting a picture? STOP!
No, not posting picture thank you. Fuckin psycho.
(I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)
MONO! wins the popular page everyone
Let's give him a big hand!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:14, archived)
oh fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)
you should all be ashamed of yourselves

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)
This is for you:
goo.gl/PFvZY5
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:45, archived)
wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:50, archived)
awww, you guys

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:56, archived)
hahahaha
that was special
(I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:04, archived)
You did this to yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)
it's fucking hideous

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:18, archived)
I think it's rather tasteful and understated

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:19, archived)
I'm not happy.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:21, archived)
How's your bumhole this afternoon?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:21, archived)
I think I've got piles

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:24, archived)
ew
Less fibre
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:25, archived)
haha, classic MONO!
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
Your poor god damned bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)
awesome

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
I used to really love tractors you know
But not anymore, now I am an ex tractor fan.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
Someone stole my mood ring
I'm not sure how I feel about that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
You're doing it wrong
Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
ipswich football club?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:12, archived)
No, he went of his own Accord

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:13, archived)
I surprisingly easy and painless to kill yourself these days
Google for some ideas.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:14, archived)
Have you heard about the psychic midget that's escaped from jail?
Apparently there's a small medium at large

EDIT: why is everyone so upset?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:45, archived)
I haven't about the psychic medium at all

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
i haven't about

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
Thanks for getting me on the popular page

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:49, archived)
I reckon we need an entire popular page of mono repeatedly posting the same thing

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
his noise/content ratio over the years is truly a thing of wonder

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:06, archived)
his bumhole is a thing of wonder

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
stay about from my bins

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)
there's an idea
he's a midget, he could easily hide in bins. check 'em for tiny stowawas, people!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:51, archived)
do my work

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)
I'm busy pretending to be busy at one job, MONO
I don't have the strength to not work at two jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)
YOU'RE SO SELFISH
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:58, archived)
One man can only be so lazy, MONO
Wait...does make sense? It makes sense in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
shut up and do my lazy too.
I've got stuff to be getting on with,
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
Are we just supposed to pretend you didn't have a great big tantrum then?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:52, archived)
it's alright he has some stock excuse about some medication he takes which, when combined with alcohol, turns him into a bloobloo prick who can't remember what he posts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)
nah ... that was bagginstock
and mortal wombat
and baldmonkey
and boudicca
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
^ upset

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:02, archived)
Yeah
because that's something that totally happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
he's dangerous unstable
i fear for his students and i'm glad he's far away up north
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
oh god, don't say that
He'll see 'dangerously unstable' and read 'edgy & cool'.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
i don't think he has enough control over his own mind for that to be true

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
when you say midget, are you actually talking about noncing up children
you fucking nonce
(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)

I'm upset about global warming, and the situation in Syria.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
bent

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
why is 6 afraid of 7?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
Because 7 is a registered six offender

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
:(
i wanted to say that, you're so meeeeeean! bloo bloo bloo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
A quarter of your age + 2?
That's the rule isn't it?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
What rule is this now?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
It isn't
Numbers are a device used to denote value, quantity or mathematical calculation. The idea that one number might be afraid of another doesn't make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:09, archived)
Apologies, I don't understand the question

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
fuck off mgt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
because 7 is bigger and so are bullies usually but not on the internet due to the anonymity available online to an extent

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:09, archived)
7 posted 6's home address on a dead internet comedy site.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
No wai
That prick
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:12, archived)
6 is a daily mail reader and 7 is an islamist

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:31, archived)
Aftermath

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:36, archived)
Ha ha yeah because people who struggle with or dislike maths would be well upset it's over.
No, wait....
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
mnnnnnnnnnnng

(sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
It's spelled 'morning' you simpleton
and you're nearly three hours late
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
I think I already asked this.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:36, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
I think I already asked this.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:39, archived)
oh mono, you utter spastic

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
this comes after the final solution
or something

I didn't read history in maths school.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
a whole school just for maths?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)

i.imgur.com/XX9v0Yf.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
What even is that?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:49, archived)
My glorious fizzog
and some concave or convex lenses
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)
that's never you.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)
Do you want a t-shirt of it?
I'll make you a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:58, archived)
are you just filling your imgur album up with selfies?
you vain bastard
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
It certainly looks that way

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
pervert

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:09, archived)
YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
*throws bucket of water on GMOS*

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:41, archived)
now you have to nominate someone, or something.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:41, archived)
I nominate each computer used by each /talk person

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)
I can't even

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)

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