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Rhino Rape 74:  Wubba Lubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:15, archived)
Ram-Wubba Lubba dub dubbo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:15, archived)
Barely Wubba Lubba dub dubegal

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:16, archived)
Breakdance 2: Electric Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:20, archived)
whole lotta Wubba Lubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:20, archived)
wait are we doing songs or films here?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:20, archived)
who cares

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:20, archived)

cares Wubba lubba dub dub
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)

who wubba lubba dub dub
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:23, archived)

wubba lubba dub dub wubba lubba dub dub
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:53, archived)
The Good, The Bad and The Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:24, archived)
the wubba lubba dub dub bunch

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:28, archived)
wunce upon a wubba lubba dub dub in the west

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:28, archived)
A Fist Full of Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:29, archived)
wubba lubba dub dub at the ok corral

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:30, archived)
how the wubba lubba dub dub was won

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:31, archived)
fuck this shit I'm going down the juicer
juicer hahaha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:29, archived)
Fuck this bollocks!
Sounds like the Down's home rehearsing the Flower Pot Men.
(#1, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:43, archived)
I am asking for help...
It might be a mistake and I accept that you'll all be desperate to get the first 'fuck off' in.

I'm trying to find the picture of the old guy in a Christmas cracker party hat with a moustache, sort of sleeping/drunk? at a table.

Oddly Google doesn't seem helpful when I enter that description. Does it have a simpler name?


I'll ask on /board
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:13, archived)
if you google wubba lubba dub dub it's boun to come up

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:14, archived)

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(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:16, archived)

fuck off Wubba Lubba dub dub
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:14, archived)
 Wubba Lubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:14, archived)
in a break from tradition, i'm actually going to be helpful here
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/all-images/
under 'dick beattie'

merry fucking christmas
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:17, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:19, archived)
Much thanks :)

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:20, archived)
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
now i'm going to face swap this and put it on /bored lol

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
You're best off sending mongy a gaoh I can't even bothered.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:24, archived)
How I  Wubba Lubba dub dubbed your mother

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:09, archived)
close encounters of the wubba lubba dub dub kind

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:10, archived)
something wubba lubba dub dub this way comes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:12, archived)
wubba lubba dub dub without a cause

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:10, archived)
Flubber Lubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
from  Wubba Lubba dub dub with love

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:12, archived)
 Wubba Lubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:00, archived)
Wubba Lubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:01, archived)
 Wubba Lubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:02, archived)
What the fuck is all this now?
/board is that way
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:04, archived)
You BASTARD
Ruined the entire joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
Fuck sake

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:09, archived)
What a retarded prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:10, archived)
there are jokes on here?
when?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:10, archived)
I know a man with a wooden leg by the name of Smith

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:12, archived)

wooden leg Wubba Lubba dub dub
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:13, archived)
^ wubba lubba dub dub trips

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:06, archived)
That was the idea
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:07, archived)
yeah i know but i executed it better

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:08, archived)
Your also a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:10, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
wish I was at home for christmas

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:01, archived)
 Wubba Lubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:02, archived)
i see where the confusion came from now, jonah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:04, archived)
wubba lubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:04, archived)
 Wubba Lubba dub dubs

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:04, archived)
Well spasticfly fucking ruined that gag

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:06, archived)
shocker

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:08, archived)
^wubba lubba dub dupset

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:09, archived)
wubba lubba dubstep

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:09, archived)
wubba lubba dub be good to me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:10, archived)
It's a wubba lubba dub dub life

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
wubba lubba dub dub christmas

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
I Wish It Could Be Wubba Lubba Dub Dub Everyday

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:07, archived)
the wubba lubba dub dub of oz

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:07, archived)
Lubba Wubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:08, archived)
all quiet on the wubba lubba dub dub front

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:09, archived)
I wish christmas would just fuck off
it's shit, fuck off christmas you cunt
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:56, archived)
for once I agree with you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
aww come on, can't you get yourself into the festive spirit?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:03, archived)
lick my hairy back

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:04, archived)
wank off a parrot and rub its cum in your hair

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:07, archived)
Haha, as if frank could satisfy any living creature.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:09, archived)
Haha, as if Frank has hair

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:11, archived)
thing with birds is they plop and wee and spunk through the one hole
so yeah, that's unpleasant
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)
although your mum doesn't seem to mind it one bit

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:15, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:32, archived)

Christmas Gilgy
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:04, archived)
for once I agree with you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:07, archived)
We should all sing you some carols.

(#1, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)
please don't, I haven't got my shotgun handy

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:07, archived)
Carol Vorderman looked out
on the feast of Steven
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:08, archived)
Smillie Night, Holy Night
teeth like slabs, bleached pure white
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:09, archived)
What's the obsession with faded tv milfs?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:16, archived)
I don't know any other Carols

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:16, archived)
What about Carol White?

(#1, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:18, archived)
what about Carol Decker?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:28, archived)
what about carol ann duffy?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:45, archived)
Carol Kirkwood wot does the weather.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:46, archived)
what about carol king?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)
what about carol kaye?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:48, archived)
they don't count.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:49, archived)
oh carol :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)
neither does vorderman any more
it's some other tart
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:54, archived)
I met the vord at the board once
she made my winky feel funny
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:57, archived)
haha 'member when richard used to call her the vord at the board?
rip richard :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:58, archived)
we have this on the wall in our office
c1.staticflickr.com/5/4128/4999735070_edf7c39690.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:07, archived)
Worst Wizzard cover ever.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:07, archived)
haha, alright mono?
christmas is fucking brill
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:10, archived)

❄⛄🎅💝🍗
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:11, archived)
I see you've bullied MGT off the board

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:13, archived)
You say that lilke it's a bad thing.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:18, archived)
I like MGT

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:23, archived)
no you don't

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:24, archived)
I love her

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:25, archived)
well this is clearly a big fat fucking lie

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:27, archived)
how dare you belittle my love

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:45, archived)
Well, it's no wonder Broadsword found solace in the arms of Sammi.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:49, archived)
^ lonely

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:11, archived)
dunno who you are, soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:16, archived)
I know you're a mental shut-in with no redeemable life prospects and a mangy parrot.
This gives me the upper hand.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:17, archived)
I can sense the little smile on your fat face and the flourish with which you hit the enter key at the end of that post
but I still don't know who you are soz
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:19, archived)
Actually he uses a head-dobber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:20, archived)
That's not me that's Rory

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:06, archived)
What will you do with this information?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:19, archived)
follow giggly around the forum repeatedly posting it, like it has been doing for ages, not upset tho, Oh no

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:23, archived)
yeah I'm looking forward to a couple of weeks off work too

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:17, archived)
haha yeah, I bet you are "looking forward" to a "couple of weeks" off "work"

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:20, archived)
"haha" I really "am"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:22, archived)
haha, I "bet" you are "too"

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:23, archived)
"bored" of "this" now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:27, archived)
haha I'm "flying to Rome" for "New Years"

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:33, archived)
I'm "killing myself" in a "travelodge" in "Southampton"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
jesus, if i ended up in a travelodge in southampton i'd do the same

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:45, archived)
Yes, well tough
It's here to stay and there's fuck all you can do about it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:18, archived)
I can voice my objection to it, that's my inalienable right as a human being you fat wanker

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:19, archived)
Ooh, you're hard

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:20, archived)
Haha, I just laughed at myself

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:20, archived)
I don't like Xmas either
But I tend to keep it quiet because people love telling me that I'm wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:22, archived)
you stupid fucking wheelchair user

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:22, archived)
That's offensive

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:23, archived)
you are though, you trundle round in a big electric wheelchair like a big fat smelly spaz doing wees into your wee bag all day

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:26, archived)
What's your point?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:31, archived)
my point is that maybe it would be better for everyone if you were gassed

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:34, archived)
I'm not going to argue with that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:36, archived)

human being you
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:23, archived)
oh hahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:24, archived)
Wubba Lubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:19, archived)
this new meme is really starting to take off now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:26, archived)
IT'S GOT LEGS TANGLED, THAT'S WHY

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:33, archived)
I'm going to text it to Manolith and see what he says, hang on

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:33, archived)
what does he say then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:40, archived)
i'm going to text him back and let him know it's a line from an animated series i've been badgering him to watch and the fact that he hasn't noticed just goes to show that he never fucking listens to me and that i'm leaving him

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:46, archived)
I thought it was jona lewie

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:49, archived)
wait
i thought YOU were jona lewie
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:52, archived)
way to give away my secret identity you prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:53, archived)
hang on, sorry
i meant jonah lomu
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:53, archived)
dunno what that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:56, archived)
he was in sport.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:58, archived)
He replied saying
it's a line from an animated series i've been badgering you to watch and the fact that you haven't noticed just goes to show that you never fucking listens to me and I'm leaving you
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:00, archived)
yeah, except i have better grammar than that

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:09, archived)
you sound a little like polly from mr gum, which had better mean nothing to you on account of you not having any kids

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:15, archived)
i fart in your direction

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:22, archived)
cheer up you miserable cunt

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:29, archived)
maybe if you weren't such a prick your family would invite you to their house this year.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:45, archived)
god imagine what frank's family are like
eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)
You utter prick, now I'm going to feel sick all afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:54, archived)
they're either absolutely lovely people,
Or the worst people you could possibly imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:54, archived)
at least my mum doesn't have a fucking beard

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:58, archived)
just a regular beard then?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:02, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:09, archived)
Still in shock tbh The LOVELY Mr H.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:11, archived)
from what?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)
The waitress that brought me my pub lunch's disgustingly hairy arms.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:36, archived)
whoa
How would you feel about a bloke with shaved arms?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:38, archived)
That ain't what this is about.
I'm not even joking, I've seen chimps that weren't as hairy.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:54, archived)
Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:43, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)
You should have seen it Hatso.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)
alright stuj

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:48, archived)
spasticfly

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)
alright mrs h
you well ya big mong?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)
Alright Span Eff.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:53, archived)
Hows it going stuj?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)
Pretty good.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:17, archived)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:16, archived)
Georgia

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:35, archived)
Horbs xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:39, archived)
wubba lubba dub dub

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:28, archived)
Hi meatsnake

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:35, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:47, archived)

YES wubba lubba dub dub
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)
pub time?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:35, archived)
train time
I'm off to see method man.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:36, archived)
how is he, these days?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:52, archived)
bearing up under the strain of all that cash and ganja

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:54, archived)
hey I've just been to the dentist and I didn't need any fillings or anything
how are your horrible foetid rotting brown stumps, god I bet your breath stinks of decaying Fray Bentos pie and poverty
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:55, archived)
i thought you'd been a bit quiet
turns out you just had another man's equipment in your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:01, archived)
it was a lady's equipment but hey, enjoy your masturbatory fantasy, I'm not going to judge you

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:03, archived)
ah shit, i took a gamble and lost

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:10, archived)
the dustbin lorry seems to have changed its route
should I be suspicious?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:13, archived)
dunno
but now i'm suspicious that you monitor the binmen
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:17, archived)
well someone has to
If not me, who? If not now, WHEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:18, archived)
Remember when that guy got gunned down by bin men in Commando?
That'll be you, next week.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:29, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:39, archived)
Merry Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:07, archived)
I haven't had any dental work since I was 18
every appointment I have is perfect. Soz if this upsets you.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:01, archived)
that really does sound like you're overcompensating

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:03, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:06, archived)
^quadriplegic

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:08, archived)

i.imgur.com/Pxa0z7B.gif
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:11, archived)
did she give you a sticker for being a good boy and brushing so well?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:05, archived)
^furry

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:06, archived)
hey have some respect for my lifestyle choices yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:09, archived)
why don't you mind your own fucking business, eh?
christ
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:10, archived)
lol soz m8

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:13, archived)
I have two false teeth, truth be told

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:16, archived)
I know a man with a wooden leg by the name of Smith

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:36, archived)
alright two hats

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:37, archived)
alright son

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:46, archived)
Yeah that's very boring and everything but where the fuck is Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:14, archived)
he was here the other day
you missed him
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:18, archived)
Really? Fucks sake, I hope my patients realise the sacrifices I have to make for them.
Can I at least have a link to it?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:19, archived)
nah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:23, archived)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk3VPLWhXfI
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:38, archived)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfKredivMU
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)
Hopefully in a wheelie bin.
A wheelie bin that's on fire.
With Skagra.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)
I've got beautiful teef.

(#1, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:35, archived)
and lovely soft hands?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:16, archived)

hands arse
(#1, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:54, archived)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
^upset

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:16, archived)
ive just creamed my boots ready for winter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)
lol, carry on up the talkboard

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:44, archived)
I have the teeth of a meth addict
he's not getting them back
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
biotch tried to flog me, get this, fucking electric toothbrush with a cunting iphone app to tell me if I'm brushing too hard
she was lucky I didn't show her my pimp hand
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:28, archived)
fucking hell
you should have stormed out, mate. Made a scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:30, archived)
she pulls that shit again I swear I will fucking cut her

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)
I went fo pub lunch and got served by a human orangutan.
:(
She came over with my food, and I smiled and thanked her and then caught a glimpse of her freakishly hairy arms. I was SHOCKED Gilgy. SHOCKED. Her arms were hairier than my beard.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)
oh, hello.
*generic weather message*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:32, archived)
*generic response*

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:39, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
if you were a transformer
you'd be this one
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
I think there was a transformer called 'bollux' or summat

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:04, archived)
are you sure it was a transformer
are you sure it wasn't nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:09, archived)
Now you mention it, maybe i imagined it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:13, archived)
i have a similar memory but with an ikea product
maybe we're just losing our minds
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:21, archived)
Very good. I can see why people look down to you on here.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:12, archived)
oh, snap!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:13, archived)
He's a monster, Jay
All this power has gone to his head
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:14, archived)
i fart in your direction

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:54, archived)
MORNING

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:16, archived)
isn't it funny how we laugh at /board for endless rehashes of the same sad, tired old memes
and then fill /talk with the same shit day after day
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:25, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:27, archived)
wanker

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:28, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:29, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:13, archived)
I trod in some shit yesterday.

(#1, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:28, archived)
Cat / Dog / Human?
DO NOT LEAVE US ALL HANGING!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:00, archived)
Dog.
Skanky woman up the road has 3 of those kickable King Charles spanners. Every fucking day, yap yap yap when she takes the cunts out and never bags up the shit. Couple of months back someone picked it up and posted it through her letterbox. Filth came out and everything. No pun there.
(#1, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
it was you wasn't it...
*dials 999*
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:17, archived)
No chance. Not picking up dog shit for nobody.
Don't get me wrong, I've got dogs myself but I take them down the kiddies playground every morning for a mud out. Parkie clears it up so no kids get shit on them. (Responsible dog owner)
(#1, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7674595
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:29, archived)
could not have put it better myself

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:34, archived)
Bit harsh.

(#1, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:37, archived)
it's alright
he just wants to be a poor man's grrrmachine
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:43, archived)
I want to be a poor man's MONO
:(
*suicides*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
Oh my god
He's right everyone. Quick, we need some new memes. What have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:31, archived)
wubba lubba dub dub!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:33, archived)
^clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:52, archived)
I would say FP this now but it's clearly more than 280 pixels wide

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQSQBrOSLec
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:08, archived)
well, quite

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:12, archived)
What the actual...?
Off to pick the wheels up. Had the fuel pipes upgraded from 6 to 8 mil and a walbro pump shoved in, turbos cleaned out and a new set of boots.
(#1, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:34, archived)
Hamster dance!
🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:32, archived)
Are you less upset today?

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:20, archived)
yeah, but i have developed a nasty cough

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:36, archived)
the thing is
9/11 happened and that literally changed everything
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:37, archived)
those slags do my nut in

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:42, archived)
do they also freak your nut out?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:47, archived)
that's what I said, booby traps

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:50, archived)
sounds painful

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:12, archived)
Speak for yourself.
I'm rather laissez faire, in regards to /board.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:39, archived)
I haven't laughed at /board for years

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:46, archived)
Cheer up, mongy.
It might never happen.

Unless it already has, in which case, please accept my condolences.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)
might top myself or saink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:24, archived)
This place would be dead on its arse if it wasn't for people threatening to kill themselves all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:27, archived)
Oh yeah? What's this then?
b3ta.com/board/11117717
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:06, archived)
quads and dubs

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:13, archived)
Might be easier just to replace everyone with bots. Sadly I don't have the time to do the programming but you fat shut ins seem to have plenty of time so you do it.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:05, archived)
yeah, yeah
you're not fooling anyone, chunderbot
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:17, archived)
Haha what a world, eh? Haha
Haha morning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:01, archived)
haha you're fucking late
haha just kidding, haha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:03, archived)
Haha I'm always late that's the problem!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:03, archived)
always worth the wait though Two Hats...always worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:13, archived)
haha and one day you'll just be known as the late two hats

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:35, archived)
Haha I will almost certainly die one day, it's true

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:40, archived)
haha, we all will

www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=484
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:49, archived)

vimeo.com/30026555
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:55, archived)
scout niblett?
scout niblett? scout niblett? scout niblett?!

that's an off-puttingly twee name
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:00, archived)
she is ace
I think her real name is emma
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:08, archived)
you have to laugh, don't you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:13, archived)
well until mono gets here and takes a steaming dump on the top of the board, anyway

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:36, archived)
he IS a terrible cunt, isn't he

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:41, archived)
he just needs a bit more christmas spirit, that's all
maybe he'll come in here and see us all jolly as can be and his heart will grow 3 sizes, breaking the little xray window thingy
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:45, archived)
I thought the Christmas icons would cheer him up a bit
perhaps you should change his username to a wakki Christmas one, I think he's like that
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:52, archived)
something like chestnuts roasting MONO! open fire?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:09, archived)
You know what Tangled?
You don't have to do anything you don't want to. We're all friends here.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:40, archived)
I'm not so sure
I had to get out of bed this morning and I really didn't want to
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:51, archived)
hahaha
what a world we live in
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:40, archived)
I swear, I just don't know some times!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:41, archived)
you don't have to be mad to work here
but it helps!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:43, archived)
I used to work with someone who had that printed onto a mug

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:01, archived)
I bet they were a right cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:05, archived)
That's what she said!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:55, archived)
This comedy line works in absolutley ALL situations

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:05, archived)
That's what she said!

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:11, archived)
And I think to myself
what a wonderful world
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:10, archived)
Alright Gloves?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:01, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:01, archived)
oops, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:01, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:58, archived)
Yo Baby

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:09, archived)

yo baby yo baby yo
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)
See that?
That's you back when you were slim, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:52, archived)
oooooo SICK BURN!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:53, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:10, archived)
Alright you sexy bastard

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:14, archived)
awreet, sexeh

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:30, archived)
this thread has got serious potential

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:10, archived)
sup

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:13, archived)
When did the follow b3ta on twitter link turn up and who is responsible?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:23, archived)
No one knows.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:28, archived)
I'm assuming they're cunts? Am I still allowed to say cunt on talk?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:30, archived)
I couldn't give a fuck mate
Do what you want everyone on here is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:46, archived)
^cunt

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:22, archived)
Evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:39, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:57, archived)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:39, archived)
FALSE
/edit: ok someone has now. you win this round
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:41, archived)
That's right I do.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:43, archived)
nothing but lies here :'(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:41, archived)
bum gravy

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:43, archived)
700 miles of it as far as I heard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:43, archived)
ever had an original fucking thought?
post it here, for god's sake
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:46, archived)
I don't get how you are still grumpy after we had a whole thread full of things to cheer you up

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:48, archived)
well, it was just a list of things that would cheer me up but i didn't actually get any of them
but i'm alright, really. just posting in a confrontational manner
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:53, archived)
What do you want us to think?

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)
i dunno
something about bums probably
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:53, archived)
I got nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)
hmm, since you have such a severe deficit of imagination
i'm going to have to refer you to /links
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)
I did actually
but I'm not posting it here. One of you cunts will steal it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)
well no, because it's probably stupid and rubbish

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
^jel

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
^gerontophile

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:15, archived)
I am what I am

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:16, archived)
what are ya, chicken?
bwark buck buck
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:54, archived)
of people stealing my ideas?
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:06, archived)
hey, are you still looking for someone to mess around on guitar with?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)
I guess so
why is?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:15, archived)
a friend is in a similar position
thought you two could form a boyband or whatevs
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:19, archived)
I'm in.
*twangs*
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:20, archived)
ok, yeah
they're meeting in a lay-by near junction 14 of the m27 tomorrow at 7.30
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:23, archived)
sorry, no homo

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
i'm sure they'll be devastated

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
sounds good
let's talk about it next time you're over to do my hair
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:27, archived)
I reckon I'd totally pop my winky up Ann Widdecombe
that's gotta be a unique fucking thought
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:59, archived)
unique and horrifying
a double whammy
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:00, archived)
I wouldn't mind 'whammying the widdecombe'
if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:41, archived)
Do you mean putting your willy inside her?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:00, archived)
How dare you

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:13, archived)
^ Fantasises about old ginger birds with no lips or tits

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:51, archived)
forklifts lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:02, archived)
you mean FUCKLIFTS?!?!?!/1/~!?1~r32;'l;lkp]9fwel]9iv

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:06, archived)
I do not understand that thing at all

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:07, archived)
it's a /board thing
ergo, it doesn't matter
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)
not really, it's a couple of beaker wankers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:13, archived)
clickin this

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:25, archived)
hahaha so funny

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)
oh god, imagine if someone did a jedi making a forklift fall over!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:14, archived)
Oh lololold, and a face swap, lulz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:15, archived)
they do love a circle jerk over there sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:25, archived)
dull shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:31, archived)
every time yo cry my love grows stronger for you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:26, archived)
hahaha
i said yo hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:26, archived)
hahaha 'yo'! priceless. 'yo, high five me bro' hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:35, archived)
HOOT HOOT HOOT
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:34, archived)
I don't think so, let me google some of them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:29, archived)
i'll wait

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:36, archived)
it doesn't look like it, there appear to be pictures and even videos of most of them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:43, archived)
did you try googling your sig?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:45, archived)
no, yours

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:04, archived)
I've been thinking a little bit about boobs, has that been thought of before?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:59, archived)
i daresay you could have an original thought about boobs

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
I don't think I could post those thoughts here

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:20, archived)
give it a shot
what's the worst that could happen?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:25, archived)
Theres shots everywhere in my thoughts of boobs
probably not all that original though
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:47, archived)
what if nothing is real except this board
and all the rest of our existence is just some sort of feverish nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
I like to think it's probably the other way around

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:47, archived)
according to Hume there's no such thing as an original idea,
so i don't know from where he gets the idea of originality, in that case, in order to claim there are no examples of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:44, archived)
manolith's in a grumpy mood today, what would YOU do to cheer him up?
I'd buy him a snuggly warm onesie and make him cheese on toast
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:43, archived)
Get a room.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:47, archived)
you're not helping

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:48, archived)
yeah, this is a good one
being homeless at christmas is no joke
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:08, archived)
probably get myself banned
all mods love banning people
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:49, archived)
not manolith, he's a roly-poly barrel of beardy fun and japes!

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:50, archived)
i dunno man, i do get a little tingle from clicking the button that says 'they were naughty, ban them now'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:09, archived)
I'd get him a dvd box set of Duty Free starring Keith Barron and Gwen Taylor

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:51, archived)
no one can be grumpy in the face of comedy genius Keith Barron!

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)
I met him once in a petrol station, he's related to a mate of mine, 100% true fact

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:04, archived)
k, taking this to mean you arranged to meet up with him in some layby for a dogging session and whacked off while he boffed your missus

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:06, archived)
Saucy things g'wan when I'm rollin with da Barron

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:35, archived)
totes clickin dis

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:42, archived)
i don't like much about you, frank
but i do admire the fact that when you say you're clickin' dis, dis gets clicked. too many people purport to click dis but don't follow through
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:30, archived)
clickin dis

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
HAHA FOOLED YOU ALL I DIDN'T CLICK IT AND YOU DULL SHEEP DID HAHAHA

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:36, archived)
so you knew there was a single admirable aspect of your character and you immediately chose to eliminate it?
how interesting
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:30, archived)
haha, I bet you said that out loud in a Piers Morgan voice

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:33, archived)
if i ever, either wittingly or unwittingly, use a piers morgan voice, i hope i get struck by lightning

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:38, archived)
start a new thread, I'm well bored of this one now

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:40, archived)
dun

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:46, archived)
no, I meant a good thread

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:15, archived)
QUAAAAAAADS!!!!!
congratulations broadsword will you be retiring on this high?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:36, archived)
And if there's time
We could make a start on my Home to Roost - series 3 box set
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
i had to google that, Sounds terrible
and so does Home to Roost
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:01, archived)
oh, they were
See also "Watching".
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:05, archived)
Duty Free - 3 series; Home to Roost - 4 series; Watching - 7 series
I think it's clear to see which was the best one
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:26, archived)
Is it Duty Free?
Everyone knows trilogies are best.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:38, archived)
Oh, wait I was thinking about Trilobites, not trilogies.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:39, archived)
Fox's Triples are pretty good too

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:45, archived)
you have such a kind heart, broaders

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:10, archived)
buy him a pint.
Works for almost everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:51, archived)
bump

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
yup, can confirm this would work on me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:10, archived)
I could have a look through my list of amusing links.
I bet there is something in there that would cheer the cunt up.
(#1, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
bit of donkey grot never goes amiss

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
i dunno, i've become pretty immune to whimsy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:10, archived)
A bit like /talk then?

(#1, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:40, archived)
haiyo!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:41, archived)
I'd brush his hair and and sing him a beautiful melody

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:56, archived)
wanker

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
Fuck you, that was a loving gesture

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:58, archived)
I meant 'moving' gesture
This fucking autocorrect is wank
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:58, archived)
haha, your fancy tablet is calling you a thicky

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:13, archived)
you've been watching too many disney films m8te

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:11, archived)
or not enough

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)
can you recite the whole song from frozen?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:33, archived)
not seen it
Girls film innit
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:37, archived)
i thought all kids were drawn to it
how about the song from the lego movie?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:37, archived)
oh no
The little fellas that live here are resistant to it. With extreme prejudice.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:43, archived)
being brought up by someone as intolerant as you, i imagine they'll do most things with extreme predjudice
did you go for that game study thing, by the by?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:45, archived)
No, I can't get it together for any of the dates unfortunately
shame because it sounds pretty good. Let me know how it goes
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:46, archived)
And you're right, I am pretty intolerant
I hate pretty much everyone and everything. Sometimes I dread leaving the house because I know someone is going to piss me off to the point that it ruins my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:47, archived)
people are pretty awful in general
look, there's one outside now. chuck something at 'em
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:53, archived)
it's my neighbour
he's such a prick. THANKS MANOLITH, NOW I'M ANGRY AT MY NEIGHBOUR
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:58, archived)
which classic sitcom neighbour is he most like?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:00, archived)
good question, I'm not sure
He's not a bad guy, It's just....well, I'm intolerant, as you say. And his wife looks like Matt Lucas in a wig and wears a leopard print coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:02, archived)
I have another neighbour who is a real treat
He'd be a great character in a sitcom. Short, aggressive and seems to have no taste in clothing or decor. He's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:04, archived)
The songs from Frozen, move me to tears.
^ big girls blouse
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:58, archived)
you one of them queer poofbenders?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:04, archived)
STOP GROOMING MONSTER MUNCH!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:40, archived)
NEVER!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:44, archived)
no way on earth am I clicking any of your scat porn links ever again

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:01, archived)
cor, illicit materials

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:11, archived)
this is the best thread of the year

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:04, archived)
I make the internet better for everyone!

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:09, archived)
kill myself

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:06, archived)
nah, i don't want that
could you just duff yourself up a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:12, archived)
can you help?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)
i'll yell encouragement from the sidelines

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
I'd wank in his hair and kick him down the stairs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:21, archived)
or poss the other way round

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:21, archived)
hubba hubba

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:24, archived)
i'm not sure this one would cheer me up, to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:31, archived)
yet it's given me a lazy lob-on

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:35, archived)
you're a complicated person, tangles

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:37, archived)
it's one of the qualities that make me so attractive to you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:04, archived)
i think you may have misread the situation

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:29, archived)
wank down the stairs and kick him in the hair?
I'd like to see that, in a way
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)
I'd slit his throat
in the nicest way possible
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:30, archived)
what IS the nicest way to slit a throat?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:32, archived)
a curved cut that looks like a broad smile

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
that's mainly just nice for whoever's watching

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)
The hand that's not holding the knife should brush its knuckles against your cheek
before sliding the fingers sensuously through your hair. Maybe even a bit of scalp-scratching too.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:45, archived)
ok, sold

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:48, archived)
bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:06, archived)
Why would I want to cheer up a dog-bothering Gingeophile?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
because it's christmas and you have to show goodwill to all men or you get a lump of coal shoved up your stockings

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:39, archived)
Bah, Humbug!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:40, archived)
*bumhugs*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:44, archived)
Just had a fish finger sarnie
it was alright, nothing special
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:48, archived)
did you put tartare sauce in it?
if not, there's your problem
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:52, archived)
didn't have any, so I made some lemon mayo

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:57, archived)
hmm, i'll allow it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:01, archived)
couldn't have it dry
I mean, I'm not an animal
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:03, archived)
except in the bedroom, eh?!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:18, archived)
gryffindor in the streets
Slytherin in the sheets!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:20, archived)
haha, yeah. probably!
*looks at camera, shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:33, archived)
sorry
I forgot how "cool" you are
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:41, archived)
nah, i know slytherin are the bad guys

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:52, archived)
I've actually changed my mind
I would wine and dine him and goss about stuff for about an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:51, archived)
i'm a sparkling conversationalist

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:52, archived)
and conservationalist

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:58, archived)
The blessings of Christ be upon you all, for the festive season,
and every after.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:35, archived)
may Jesus be with you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:36, archived)
I wonder if jesus got twice as many presents as he was born on christmas day

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:38, archived)
he is a needy prick so i reckon so

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:54, archived)
a needy spoilt prick

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:56, archived)
he got at least 3

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:05, archived)
typical jew

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:31, archived)
yeah, those rare pokemon are so spoilt

/edit: fuck you AND your edit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:34, archived)
Ipad auto complete is a fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:35, archived)
i'm surprised it didn't autocorrect to say 'iPad' with the lower case i
they're total shitbirds like that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:40, archived)
That's true
Yet it auto corrected 'Jew'

Really makes you think
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
every after
not just one or two afters

but every after
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:41, archived)
bump

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:49, archived)
typical fat internet

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:51, archived)
hey, I didn't even mention the fact that the sentence didn't need any commas

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:52, archived)
bump

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:57, archived)
settle down, spaz

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:06, archived)
I'm bored, this thread's rubbish

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:10, archived)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:28, archived)
wah wah wah

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:32, archived)
tell me I'm wrong you fat idiot

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:33, archived)
you're not wrong, you're just a prick

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:35, archived)
well someone's full of piss and vinegar this morning

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:36, archived)
it's monday, i'm tired and i've no time for your malarkey

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:40, archived)
let's turn that frown upside down!

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:41, archived)
hairy bollock scabs

(#1, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:11, archived)
they're a bugger to pick off
but it's worth the effort
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:24, archived)
great fun

(#1, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:51, archived)
for breakfast?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:39, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:12, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:13, archived)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:15, archived)
Your Bumholiness

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:23, archived)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:28, archived)
I am with you on this one.
can someone start a decent morning thread.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:17, archived)
I get up too late for that now
Doves really needs to step up.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:24, archived)

I thought that he was dead. is this not the case?

i had better destroy the shrine i created in his honour and memory.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:42, archived)
merry christmas

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:17, archived)
I did the most christmassy thing ever last night

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:18, archived)
wassat then?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:19, archived)
Die Hard

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:21, archived)
ho ho ho
machine gun etc
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:43, archived)
yippee-kayak
and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:54, archived)
bullfuckingshit

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:19, archived)
yEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:21, archived)
sounds messy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:28, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:30, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:35, archived)
horrible

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:42, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:40, archived)
last full week of 2014

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:43, archived)
No it's not.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:55, archived)
don't be obtuse you know full well what I mean

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:56, archived)
I don't :(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:14, archived)
don't bother
there's no talking to him when he gets like this
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:14, archived)
bit of a cunt thing to say

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:34, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:35, archived)
says Mr Chief Cunt over here

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:40, archived)
takes one to know one

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:46, archived)
yup

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:55, archived)
shit it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:41, archived)
our IT team are shit too

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:56, archived)
they all are

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:23, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 7:52, archived)
morning shammers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 7:56, archived)
word up, horbington

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:01, archived)
New commute innit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:11, archived)
don't fucking start, I am not in the fucking mood for your bullshit today ok

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:02, archived)
bit early innit, might go back to bed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:05, archived)
get a job hippy

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:05, archived)
no jobs are there in thatchers broken britain

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:09, archived)
slide into heroin addiction then, see if I care

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:10, archived)
I've got a kids Christmas concert thing in a bit
It'll be shit. Four year olds can't act or sing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:10, archived)
heckle, smash the place up and demand your fucking money back

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:11, archived)
could do that
I deffo will if they're shitty own-brand mince pies like last year
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:12, archived)
if I got shitty service like that there wouldn't be two bits of wood nailed together in the place by the time I got finished

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:14, archived)
morgen Shambles!

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:05, archived)
morning long Christmas name

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:10, archived)
Playing the keyboard like Keith Emerson
Stood on concrete having pulled up a 40 year old carpet. Anyone else having a good time?
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:31, archived)
Yeah I've just realised my phone knows when I'm looking at it
Hours of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:46, archived)
Perhaps you just think that
and might need help.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:50, archived)
dunno who that is. I'm going to bed

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 0:02, archived)
I'll be up in a minute hun, just need to win an internet argument or two first

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 0:31, archived)
coincidentally, I am looking at buying a Doepfer A-100 system
digital is for puffs
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 0:56, archived)
noone cares

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 1:20, archived)
wanker

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 1:33, archived)
god speed you! count chocula

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 1:34, archived)
Remember to put your bins out.
It's dark and it might be a bit frosty out, so please be careful on the steps outside.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:15, archived)
Bin night is Wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:25, archived)
This kindly reminder
would be useful on a Tuesday evening.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:26, archived)
Bin Brothers!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:01, archived)

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